Granted, but lest, nobody know fyeeeill about a sgian dhbu.
I wish I had a sgian dhbu, too!
Granted, but it's got the worst engraving on it possible:
Made in China
I wish I had a hairy sporran:eyepop
Granted, but it's so hairy that the world considers you the first wookiee.
I wish I had a cool military helmet.
Granted, but it's put to good use as you're shot in the head...
I wish Santa wasn't in the Panzer...
Granted, but instead of a Panzer, he's in a Super Tank:D
I wish I had a Panzer.
Granted, but since it's illegal for a civilian to own a tank the Fed's immediately repo it.
I wish that I remembered what I forgot.
Granted, but its so bad that you wish you forgot it
I wish i remembered my good dreams
Granted, but then you realise they're not that great.
I wish you Happy Holidays.
Granted, but my grandfather dies of a heart attack. No joke.
I wish everyone happy Christmahannakwanzukkah.
Granted, but everyone is offended by your mixing every holiday into one and kills you.
I wish I were fun to play with, not to eat.
Granted, but it's only fun for them and not you.
I wish more people knew about Winter-een-mas.
Granted, but all those people live on foreign planets.
I wish, i had a Lancer.
Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with it.
I wish everyone was openly bisexual.
Granted, but now people are closet gay and straight.
I wish my CD player hadn't broken right after Christmas.
Granted, it broke before Christmas.
I wish I had an Ipod.
Granted, it's the original iPod.
I wish I was at Futureshop so I can buy an Xbox 360
Dranted, but you get the Red Ring of Death as soon as you turn it on
I wish, i had a lightsaber
Granted, you have a sword that weighs one pound.
I wish I didn't have such strict parents.
Granted, you're an orphan.
I wish I could transform into a Volkswagen hippy bus.
Granted, but you can't transform back.
I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.
Granted, but seeing as this is the second time, the government decides you don't need another one.
I wish I had a TRILLION DOLLARS!! BWA HAHAHAAH!
Granted, but it's all in pennies.
I wish I had unerring logic.
Granted but the you get a hard, long, and contradicting chinese logic puzzel and your brain overloads
I wish I had photoshop cs4...
Granted, but the disc is scratched.
I wish I had the Doctor Who serial Death to the Daleks on DVD.
Granted, but the DVD is broken.
I wish for time to slow down.
Granted, but you die of boredom.
I wish I had a time machine.
Granted, but it's just a clock, which is a machine that tells time, and thus can be considered a time machine.
I wish for healing abilities like Wolverine from X-Men or Claire from Heroes.
Granted. but because your abilities don't allow you to change and mature, you stay as a baby.
I wish I had adamantium claws.
Granted, but getting the adamantium into your body killed since you lack healing abilities.
I wish I could be more manipulative.
Granted, but nobody likes you and ships you to a Siberian work camp.
I wish I had a massive army of gnomes.
Granted, but they're just ordinary garden gnomes that don't do anything.
I wish for a bacon dispenser.
Granted, but it loses control and floods your home with bacon.
I wish I had a steak dispenser.
Granted, but it loses control and floods your home with bacon.
Whats so bad about that? :haw:
Granted, but it loses control, shooting you repeatedly in the eye with steak, blinding you, and now you can't find your steak. ;_;
I wish for a dispenser that dispenses pure awesome.
Granted, but pure awesome is the true force behind the universe, and it destroys you...and the universe.
I wish I were an admin of the Shattered Planet SWBF2 server.
Granted, but you are eventually spam killed by all the n00bs saying 'i r 1337'
I wish that humanity had common sense again.
Granted, but in its wonderful wise state of common sense, humanity has decided that we should save the galaxy....by destroying ourselves.
I wish I were a moderator or admin in any forum.
Granted, but you're also the only registered user.
I wish the Wii were as graphically capable as the 360 or the PS3.
Granted, but it becomes so expensive, no one will buy it.
I wish I had an F-22 Raptor.
Granted, but you can't get any fuel or ammunition for it.
I wish I had a Republic Hammerhead Cruiser.
Granted, but it's so top heavy that it crashes on lift-off.
I wish I had a super-star destroyer.
Granted, but you can't get a crew together for it.
I wish for a Venator-class Star Destroyer.
Granted, but the Empire doesn't appreciate your being with their property, so they dispatch MY super-star destroyer to handle the problem.
I wish I had an AT-TE.
Granted. You're now the proud owner of an Aerial Truck Tripping Extrapolator. Whatever the hell that is.
I wish for a Delta-7 Aethersprite Starfighter.
Granted, but in fact, Aethersprite in another intergalactic nation means, "Aspirin." So, you're flying a giant pill.
I wish I had Batman's motorbike..erm..cycle thingy.
Granted, but then you try to do the things Batman does and you die...
I wish people could read my sig.
Granted, but then nobody would be able to read anything else, yourself included.
I wish I had an AT-AP.
Granted, but you're confused by the middle leg.
I wish for an Eta-2 Actis Interceptor.
Granted, but while you're trying to intercept your friends, you remember that Eta actually means "Estimated time to arrival." By arrival, it meant...explosion....in 2 seconds.
I wish I had an ARC-170.
Granted, but you're piloting it alone, and you realise how important the other two guys are.
I wish for an LAAT/i
Granted, but you get the loading version, and have no weapons...oh, and several vulture droids have noticed your handy work.
I wish I had the Death Star.