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The Ruin a Wish Foundation

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 Ztalker
05-17-2008, 11:30 AM
#1
Ahoy!

Here's a little game I got from another forum. It's called the 'Ruin a Wish foundation.'
Basically, someone posts a wish, and the next persons grants it, but just...not with the whole good result. :xp:

An example:
"I wish I had a car!"
"Granted, but unfortunately, I had to sell the wheels."

Another one:
"I wish I had a million dollars!"
"Granted, they are spread across America in the form of cents!"

I'll start:
"I wish I had an X-Wing!"
 Hallucination
05-17-2008, 3:00 PM
#2
Granted, but Lucas sues you for everything you have and wins.

I wish I really was a baron.
 Rabish Bini
05-18-2008, 2:34 AM
#3
Granted, but I had to remove the on, leaving you with a bar

I wish I had a knuckle sandwich
 Hallucination
05-18-2008, 2:42 AM
#4
Granted, but it's being delivered to your face. Really fast.

I wish fire was cold.
 Rabish Bini
05-18-2008, 3:24 AM
#5
granted but I preheated it

I wish I was a turkey
 Boba Rhett
05-18-2008, 3:32 AM
#6
Granted but I'm planning on filling every one of your orifices with delicious cornbread stuffing. I also have very large hands. Brace yourself.


I wish I had a big pitcher of delicious iced tea.
 Hallucination
05-18-2008, 3:39 AM
#7
Granted, and as a bonus I put cyanide in it.

I wish I could come up with an awesome wish.
 Ztalker
05-18-2008, 6:17 AM
#8
Granted, but the awesome wish was considered a virus by your mailbox.

I wish I could fly!
 Sabretooth
05-18-2008, 9:43 AM
#9
Granted, but you may not have the safest landing you'd like.

I wish I could erase bad memories.
 Ctrl Alt Del
05-18-2008, 1:19 PM
#10
Granted, but your good ones goes with them.

I wish I had some ice-cream.
 Marius Fett
05-18-2008, 3:40 PM
#11
I got you some ice cream!

But I eated it...

I wish I could walk through walls...
 Hallucination
05-18-2008, 4:48 PM
#12
Granted, but you have to go at a speed dependent on what the wall is made of and how thick it is...

I wish all your base were belong to me.
 Ctrl Alt Del
05-18-2008, 7:37 PM
#13
Granted, but all the others games clichйs will come along. Ouch.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
 Hallucination
05-18-2008, 9:18 PM
#14
Granted, but it's an octopus and thorn cake. With barbed wire frosting.

I wish I was C'Thulhu.
 DarthAve
05-18-2008, 10:22 PM
#15
Granted, but he is then kidnapped and murdered by his arch nemisis.

I wish I hadn't picked to read "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" for Language Arts.
 Hallucination
05-18-2008, 11:31 PM
#16
Granted, but that's because you're in Africa and can't afford to go to school.

I wish that it would snow here just enough to give everything a thin and harmless blanket of white so everyone would be happy. o_Q
 Serpentine Cougar
05-19-2008, 12:03 AM
#17
Granted, but the cold weather freezes your pipes and they burst.

I wish there was a spoon.
 Sabretooth
05-19-2008, 2:17 AM
#18
Granted, but there's nothing to eat.

I wish Keanu Reeves wasn't in the Matrix and Samuel L. Jackson was Morpheus.
 Rabish Bini
05-19-2008, 3:33 AM
#19
Granted, but Nicholas Cage is now Trinity. Ooohhhh

I wish that ice blocks could be used as heaters
 Marius Fett
05-19-2008, 10:48 AM
#20
Granted, but they are BROKEN heaters...

I wish I had a bigger....






House. :xp:
 Ctrl Alt Del
05-19-2008, 12:52 PM
#21
Granted, it's located on Mars. Have a good trip.

I wish September arrived earlier this year.
 Sabretooth
05-19-2008, 12:56 PM
#22
Granted, but you realise that it was April the first.

I wish I had limitless internet connectivity in my brain.
 Ztalker
05-19-2008, 2:37 PM
#23
Granted, internet wires have been surgically inserted, including all spam and trojan horses.

I wish was Batman!
 Marius Fett
05-19-2008, 4:11 PM
#24
Granted, but you have to wear pink instead of black.

I wish I had wings.
 Hallucination
05-19-2008, 6:07 PM
#25
Granted, but they're water wings.

I wish I had a brain, or a heart, or courage.
 Totenkopf
05-19-2008, 6:15 PM
#26
Granted. One brain with no intelligence, a heart as black as sin (and w/a pacemaker no less), and courage w/o convictions.

I wish we lived in a perfect world.
 Sabretooth
05-19-2008, 10:42 PM
#27
Granted, but this game wouldn't work anymore.

I wish I could turn back time.
 Hallucination
05-19-2008, 11:55 PM
#28
Granted, but you have to stay there.

I wish the end of the school year stress was over.
 Rev7
05-20-2008, 12:12 AM
#29
Granted, however you have been assigned summer school. Njoy! :xp:

I wish to know what I want my career to be.
 Marius Fett
05-20-2008, 1:10 PM
#30
Granted, it's sanitation engineer. (AKA bin man)

I wish I had pizza.
 Ferc Kast
05-20-2008, 4:41 PM
#31
Granted, but it's a Mexican pizza.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.
 Totenkopf
05-20-2008, 5:23 PM
#32
Granted, but she's a hutt.

I wish gasoline was only 5 cents/gal (including tax) and in abundant supply.
 DarthAve
05-20-2008, 5:30 PM
#33
Granted, but then OPEC puts an embargo on us and we're screwed.

I wish for Chocolate Chip Muffins.
 Hallucination
05-20-2008, 6:46 PM
#34
Granted, but there's hash in the batter so you get arrested.

I wish my long weekend didn't end yesterday. :(
 Sabretooth
05-20-2008, 11:20 PM
#35
Granted, it ended day before yesterday now.

I wish I had a supercomputer that could emulate every possible video game platform.
 Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 12:23 AM
#36
Granted, but it would always crash.

I wish Microsoft would stop releasing $#&%@* software before it's actually ready.
 Hallucination
05-21-2008, 1:00 AM
#37
Granted. Microsoft collapsed and Mac still isn't supporting most games, so nao you ruined it.

I wish I had a delicious pie right nao.
 Sabretooth
05-21-2008, 3:00 AM
#38
Granted - it's on your face right now.

I wish I was in a steampunk universe.
 Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 4:10 AM
#39
You are, but it is merely 5 minutes from collapsing into a giant black hole.

I wish celebrities would stop making their cheezy porn videos.
 Rabish Bini
05-21-2008, 5:26 AM
#40
Granted, but they make cheezy cooking videos instead.

I wish i dint fail my first maths exam
 Hayden Kered
05-21-2008, 5:34 AM
#41
Granted, but you will fail all other exams.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala!
 Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 1:40 PM
#42
Granted, but the rabbit will now jump out of the hat and destroy your '64 Impala with his bat.

I wish people could breath underwater (w/o O2 tanks, etc..).
 Ferc Kast
05-21-2008, 3:46 PM
#43
Granted, but the world will be flooded.

I wish that I could make quality mods.
 Marius Fett
05-21-2008, 4:21 PM
#44
Granted, but they are bad quality...

I wish I could understand 3ds Max.
 Hallucination
05-21-2008, 5:10 PM
#45
Granted, but how are you going to model things now that you have no hands?

I wish I could log keys with just a log and a keyboard.
 Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 7:25 PM
#46
Now you can, but everytime you use the log, it shatters the keyboard.

I wish reality tv would vanish to the pit from whence it came (never to return).
 Hallucination
05-21-2008, 7:31 PM
#47
Granted, but it's still being transmitted by radio.

I wish it would hurry up and be summer here.
 Sabretooth
05-21-2008, 10:12 PM
#48
Granted, but a phenomenal heat wave creates a OMGWTFBBQ of you all.

I wish I had an iPod that stored bands physically.
 Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 11:03 PM
#49
Granted, but then you drop it on your foot and die from the sheer pain of countless tons of human flesh and instruments concentrated into a small handheld device.

I wish that people would stop using cell phones while driving their cars.
 littleman794
05-22-2008, 6:01 PM
#50
Granted, but now they put annoying sub woofers in their back seats and talk on bluetooth.

I wish that Pokemon existed.
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