Granted, but as in dexter, you meant that nerdy cartoon character. Now you are short and are unable to do much.
I wish I was super-clever.
Granted, but you're clever like Luke Rattigan, and end up committing suicide to defeat the Sontarans.
I wish for Paterson Joseph to get cast as the Eleventh Doctor.
Granted, but then the role of the Eleventh Doctor is canceled.
I wish I had a submachine gun.
Granted, but you can't find ammo for it.
I wish for a Walther PPK.
Granted, but it's a pumpkin maker...a Walther Pumpkin per kilometer:D Hee he hee
I wish I had an idea of what to wish for.
Granted, but your wish doesn't get granted.
I wish you knew more about Doctor Who.
Granted, but in the end, I know too much, and plan an invasion of the world.
I wish I had a thicker coat.
Granted. It's now so thick it crushes you.
I wish UNIT was real and I worked for them.
Granted, you work for them, but they are declared a terrorist group and nuked.
I wish I had a Nuke.
granted, but it goes off too soon, and blows you up.
I wish for something.
Granted, but that something is my nuke rocketing towards your position:D
I wish I knew what to wish for...
Granted, you wish for a crappy computer to replace the Alienware PC you got for Christmas...
I wish I was fluent in Gaelic...
Granted, but you forget English.
I wish I was fluent in Italian.
Granted, but the Godfather doesn't appreciate it and sends a hitman after you.
I wish I were completely fluent in my German.
Granted, but you realise it wasn't that hard due to a sentence structure very similar to that of English.
I wish I could speak Judoon.
Granted, but no one else speaks it so you get sent to an asylum for being crazy.
I wish I could quit you.
Granted, but you get sued for copyright infringement.
I wish I could just wish away my problems.
Granted, but you spend all your days wishing away your problems, which are becoming more and more numerous.
I wish I had a perfectly edible piece of pork schnitzel in front of me, with a side of sauerkraut.
Granted, but it's encased in glass box, and breaking it would get shards in the food.
I wish I could successfully market food condiments as facial cosmetic products.
Granted, but you're sued after a lady gets mustard in her eyes...
I wish the gaelic saying I put wasn't so butchered...
Granted, but now you seem pretentious.
I wish I could get that annoying history paper finished.
Granted, but you rush so it sucks and you fail...
I wish I wished a wish... ??
Granted, but it's not granted.
I wish I could come up with wittier responses.
Granted, but it's so witty, you witty yourself into wittle bit of a bad problem with the Admins.
I wish I had the power of the force.
Granted, but you accidentally blast a hole in the wall, that you now have to pay for, or build...
I wish I wasn't tired...
Granted, but you're so awake, your body will not allow you to sleep, putting you through an endless torture of trying to sleep.
I wish for an automatic dishwasher.
Granted, but you lose your hands after it closes automatically. Plus your dishes are covered in blood.
I wish Dan Shive would do more story comics, and not as much filler.
Granted, all the comics are on filler.
I wish my comics were SUPER AWESOME!
Granted, but other artists get jealous and have you killed.
I wish I could scam people through use of religion.
Granted, but you get assassinated.
I wish I was Big Brother out of 1984.
Granted, but Winston's suspicions were right and Big Brother never existed.
I wish I all words in the English language started with a 'w'.
Granted, but the government decides to "Worminate" you, thanks to your new vocabulary.
I wish I had an English/German dictionary.
Granted, but you speak/read neither German nor English.
I wish I were an English/German dictionary in a classroom (that is filled exclusively with students who respect their learning materials very much) waiting to be used to further someone's education. =D
Granted, but a bully enters the class and throws you at a student, you bounce off the student's head....and land in the fireplace...to the class's horror.
I wish I were in a historical reenactment group.
Granted, but they have you re-enacting a tree. In a re-enactment of a naval battle.
I wish Google Chrome would support add-ons soon.
Granted, but Microsoft officially recognises Chrome as a virus.
I wish you could scroll on Google Chrome by holding down the scroll wheel on the mouse.
Granted, but when you scroll it, your mouse breaks in two.
I wish I had an Alienware computer.
Granted, but it's one of the ones made in the '90s.
I wish I were a youtube superstar for doing the dumbest harmless thing ever done in the history of mankind on film.
Granted, but because Youtube is worldwide, you accidently offended a terrorist organization with your dumb harmless video, and they plan to strike back.
I wish I had a really good video camera.
Granted, but you're broke from buying it.
I wish I knew what to expect for the Eleventh Doctor.
Granted, but you dislike what you now expect so much that you start hating the show.
I wish I had a Soul Reaver.
Granted, but the first soul it takes and destroys....is yours.
I wish I had Samurai armor.
Granted, but you realise it's more for show than actual protection.
I wish I had seductive power over both sexes.
Granted, but then nobody likes you because you have a strange aura of weirdness due to the power.
I wish I had a katana.
Granted, but you get told off for swinging it the wrong way.
I wish I had better sideburns.
Granted, now your sides have caught on fire.
I wish that I had a claimor mine.
Granted, if you mean a mine loaded with Claymores, which is really easy to avoid.
I wish for a wireless adapter so I can get Xbox Live.
Granted, but you get a wire-adapter and trip on it, crushing your Xbox.
I wish I had an Xbox 360 Elite.
Granted, but you open the box the wrong way and crush your foot. And break the 360.
I wish I had another controller for my 360.
Granted, but you get a defective one and it electrocutes you.
I wish I had Call of Duty 5.