Granted, but you get seconds before it's destroyed.
I wish I had the Ebon Hawk.
Granted, but Revan doesn't appreciate you stealing it, so he comes to...."reclaim" it.
I wish I had the Star Forge.
Granted, but it's just the shards considering that Cannon Revan destroyed it.
I wish that my Pepsi was a Coke.
Granted, but while transforming, it delivers a deadly toxin into the air.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine.
I wish I had an N-1 Starfighter.
Granted, but you get shot down by the N-2.
I wish that there was air in space.
Granted, but it's not air you can breathe.
I wish I had a V-19 Torrent Starfighter.
Granted, but it's name is torrent, meaning that it creates large torrent tornadoes, which it sucks you into the eye of the storm.
I wish I had a JU-87 Stuka.
Granted, but the engine craps out on you. (After all, they are 60+ years old)
I wish I wasn't so ssssllllooooowwww today.
Granted, instead you're just sslllloooooowwwww.
I wish that I had a nuclear sub.
^ granted, but something goes wrong, and, well... its nuclear.
I wish nuclear power was more refined and efficient.
Granted, but it's so refined and efficient that it becomes self-aware and decides it no longer need us.
I wish I could control the flow of time.
Granted but the TOR never comes out
I wish TFU had been better
Granted, but the release date got pushed back decades so it could be perfected.
I wish I could time travel to when TOR is released.
Granted, but then the time inbetween never happens, and nobody will give it to you:D
I wish I had a TIME MACHINE!
Granted, if you think a clock counts.
I wish I sounded more like Paul McGann.
Granted, but you said "more" like Paul McGann, now you sound like a frog.
I wish I had a lightsaber.
Granted, but it's a broken lightsaber.
I wish I had the proper training in order to use a lightsaber without amputating myself.
Granted, instead you amputate the guy training you...and well, it got tough to learn....
I wish I were a better fencer.
Granted, you're now so good that you kill everyone you face.
I wish I had another guitar for Rock Band.
Granted, but it's a real guitar.
I wish everyone has a Happy New Year!
Granted, but you wish for it late and look like an idiot.
I wish for the Eighth Doctor's outfit.
Granted, but it's a real guitar.
I want one of those anyway.
I want one of those anyway.
Oh...that backfired:D
Granted, but you get it three sizes smaller than you, and it suffocates you...
I wish I had Mandalorian armor.
Granted, but it's purely ceremonial, and not actually protective.
I wish for a fob watch.
Granted, but as in F.O.B, it means "Far Obvious Bomb." And it explodes.
I wish I had a Luftwaffe watch.
Granted. You're tasked with watching over a Luftwaffe.
I wish I had an iPhone 3G.
Granted, but it's so expensive, that you become bankrupt.
I wish I had a magic genie.
Granted, but any wishes he grants are also ruined.
I wish I was better at guitar.
Granted, but in everything else you become bad at everything else.
I wish I had sound killing earphones.
Granted, but sound's not the only thing they kill.
I wish everyone who built robots took the Three Laws into consideration.
Granted, but then they create the fabled, fourth law: Destroy all Humans:D
I wish for a huge robot.
Granted, but it follows your so-called Fourth Law, starting with you.
I wish for a totally obedient, but extremely rude robot.
Isn't that in direct conflict with the First Law?
Granted, but it self-destructs, trying not to conflict with already programmed laws.
I wish I could build a home-made completely obedient robot.
Granted, but it has a tendency to violently misinterpret your commands.
I wish for a personal assassin droid.
Granted, it assassinates you because it is a "personal" assassination droid....
I wish that I could get some new fencing gear
(@ Q - I fence too! :D )
Granted. You now have the best gear for making fences.
I wish for another opportunity to sing on stage.
(@ Q - I fence too! :D )
AWESOME!
Granted, but it's karaoke night.
I wish I had a cool sword.
Granted, but it's purely decorative and very fragile.
I wish that The Soldier's Speech from the Meet the Soldier ad for Team Fortress 2 was true.
Granted, but in the Soldier's mighty wisdom, he declares that you must be destroyed.
I wish I had Team Fortress 2.
Granted, but your computer's antivirus software blocks Steam.
I wish the Black Mesa mod went gold.
Granted, but it literally becomes nothing but gold.
I wish I had Half-life 2.
Granted, but you start to think the Combine really have conquered Earth.
I wish for a tuxedo.
Granted, but it's rented.
I wish that I had a cool James Bond outfit.
Granted. How does Honey Ryder's bikini sound?
I wish for a James Bond car.
Granted, but it's a plastic 3 inch by 5 inch car.
I wish I had a tank.
Granted, but its stuck going in reverse.
I wish I had a jetpack.
Granted, but it's stuck and you rocket toward the sun.
I wish I had Boba Fett's helmet.
Granted, but it's a replica with no eyeholes.
I wish for a Phase II Clone Trooper helmet.
Granted, but you can't wear it.
I wish I could run XSI Modtools.
Granted, but you have no games to use them with.
I wish to be more dexterous.