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The Ruin a Wish Foundation

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 Alkonium
01-11-2009, 6:59 PM
#951
Granted, but people think they're regular bullets.

I wish I had a gun that fired mayonnaise.
 Chevron 7 locke
01-11-2009, 7:02 PM
#952
Granted. But it clogs up your gun and the gun backfires on you

I wish I had a bazooka that fired Pizzas
 Alkonium
01-11-2009, 7:05 PM
#953
Granted, but they don't go far due to not being aerodynamic.

I wish for a disc launcher of some sort loaded with pizza.
 TriggerGod
01-11-2009, 7:05 PM
#954
granted, but its bad pizzas (the kind that go right through ya)

I wish chev was more normal.
 CommanderQ
01-11-2009, 9:29 PM
#955
Granted, but everybody is driven crazy by the sudden change.

I wish I had machine-gun capable of over 10,000 rounds a second....and fires marshmallows.
 Alkonium
01-11-2009, 11:16 PM
#956
Granted, but they're flaming marshmallows.

I wish for smores.
 CommanderQ
01-11-2009, 11:53 PM
#957
Granted, but they are old smores and give you food-poisoning.

I wish I had a flamethrower that launched whipped-cream.
 Alkonium
01-11-2009, 11:54 PM
#958
Granted, but it's flaming whipped cream.

I wish to know the Ultimate Question, if the Ultimate Answer is 42.
 CommanderQ
01-12-2009, 12:41 AM
#959
Granted, but the ultimate question is so easy that you go crazy.

I wish I had an iron forehead:D
 Chevron 7 locke
01-12-2009, 12:51 AM
#960
Granted. But someone whacks you in the head with a steel 2x4

I wish I had an Endless supplu of pizza
 Alkonium
01-12-2009, 1:04 AM
#961
Granted, but you find out that supplu means poisoning in some obscure language.

I wish to go forward in time to see the Tenth Doctor regenerate into the Eleventh Doctor.
 Chevron 7 locke
01-12-2009, 2:01 AM
#962
Granted. but you're caught up in the energy and you end up having your brain fried

I wish I was a lightsaber
 Alkonium
01-12-2009, 8:28 AM
#963
Granted, but you're poorly constructed.

I wish to make a living off driving people mad.
 CommanderQ
01-12-2009, 10:26 AM
#964
Granted, but then somebody sues you and you can't pay the fee forced upon you=prison...for psychos.

I wish I had a lie detector that worked.
 Bokken
01-12-2009, 4:24 PM
#965
Granted, it detects lies like a metal detector, and since lies aren't tangible, it doesn't work.

I wish I had a Large Cherry Coke from Sonic.
 CommanderQ
01-12-2009, 4:27 PM
#966
Granted, but it's so large that you fall in it and our unable to swim due to its sweetness...and you drown.

I wish I had a B-17 Flying Fortress.
 Alkonium
01-12-2009, 6:38 PM
#967
Granted, but the fuel costs bankrupt you.

I wish I had a flying Aircraft Carrier.
 CommanderQ
01-12-2009, 6:57 PM
#968
Granted, but it isn't aerodynamic and once again, the fuel prices go up 10 fold, bankrupting you as well.

I wish I had an environment friendly battle tank:D
 Alkonium
01-12-2009, 7:32 PM
#969
Granted, but it lacks weapons in order to be environment friendly.

I wish I had a TX-130-S.
 CommanderQ
01-12-2009, 7:40 PM
#970
Granted, but that, in fact, is a number for transfer to a loony bin.

I wish I had a totally awesomesauce airplane.
 Alkonium
01-12-2009, 7:43 PM
#971
Granted, you have an airplane made entirely out of sauce.

I wish I had an AAT.
 CommanderQ
01-12-2009, 7:44 PM
#972
Granted, but it is quickly outclassed and obsolete.

I wish I had a Clone Turbo Tank:D
 Alkonium
01-12-2009, 10:38 PM
#973
Granted, but you overdo the turbo and crash.

I wish I had an MTT.
 CommanderQ
01-13-2009, 1:05 AM
#974
Granted, Mountain Torture Test.

I wish I had an HMMVW.
 Andurilblade
01-13-2009, 10:59 AM
#975
Granted, but when you go to get it insured, nobody can figure out what it is, and then it breaks.

I wish my dog's nose would stop running.
 CommanderQ
01-13-2009, 11:11 AM
#976
Granted, it starts walking instead.

I wish that there was such a thing as teleportation.
 Alkonium
01-13-2009, 3:52 PM
#977
Granted, but it's not perfected yet, and after using it, your molecules are rearranged the wrong way and you die a gruesome, horrible, bloody, and messy death.

I wish for more Doctor Who this year.
 Bokken
01-13-2009, 4:10 PM
#978
Granted, but there's so much Doctor Who that the series comes to an end.

I wish I understood Doctor Who.
 Alkonium
01-13-2009, 6:42 PM
#979
Granted, but since you know have all the knowledge of a Time Lord in your human brain, you die.

I wish Tysyacha would update her Mass Effect fanfic more frequently.
 CommanderQ
01-14-2009, 1:13 PM
#980
Granted, it comes so often, it is impossible to read.

I wish I had boots of justice and a blaster of solitude:D
 Alkonium
01-14-2009, 4:54 PM
#981
Granted, but your blaster of solitude renders you utterly alone.

I wish for the song "This is Gallifrey: Our Childhood, Our Home" to play whenever I walk.
 Bokken
01-14-2009, 5:09 PM
#982
Granted, but you are compelled to run everywhere.

I wish I were as good a tactician as Hannibal.
 Alkonium
01-14-2009, 5:13 PM
#983
Granted, but you're bested by someone who wished to be a better tactician than Hannibal.

I wish I were a better tactician than Hannibal.
 LordOfTheFish
01-14-2009, 5:18 PM
#984
Granted but your bested by someone who wished to be a better tactician than you.

I wish I were a better tactician than Alkonium.
 Alkonium
01-14-2009, 5:19 PM
#985
Granted, but I then wish to be a better tactician than myself.
 Bokken
01-14-2009, 6:24 PM
#986
Granted, but you develop two personalities; Jeckyll and Hyde, which proceed to kill each other.

I wish I were as good a fighter as Ajax the Trojan warrior.
 CommanderQ
01-14-2009, 6:26 PM
#987
Granted, but Ahammer smashes you.

I wish I had an MP44.
 Alkonium
01-14-2009, 7:01 PM
#988
Granted, you now have an Mpeg Layer-44 file. Not sure what use it is, though.

I wish for all Anime and Manga shown in the Western World to be badly translated.
 CommanderQ
01-14-2009, 7:03 PM
#989
Grantedm they are so badly translated that they are not successful and fade into the past, and everyone is mad at you for wishing that, so an angry mob.....handles you.

I wish that TV wasn't so bad.
 Alkonium
01-14-2009, 7:08 PM
#990
Granted, but you go mad trying to decide between awesome shows to watch.

I wish to know the Eleventh Doctor's catchphrase.
 CommanderQ
01-14-2009, 7:10 PM
#991
Granted, but that is the only thing you know, and continuosly repeat over and over.

I wish I had a super grenade launcher.
 Alkonium
01-14-2009, 10:22 PM
#992
Granted, it launches super grenades, with a blast radius you always seem to get caught in, no matter how far away you fire them.

I wish for a crowbar launcher.
 CommanderQ
01-14-2009, 10:32 PM
#993
Granted, but it's like a boomerang, and it comes back at you.

I wish I had a time machine.
 Alkonium
01-14-2009, 11:00 PM
#994
How does the original from H. G. Wells' book The Time Machine sound?

I wish I had an ASHPD (Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device)
 Astrotoy7
01-14-2009, 11:45 PM
#995
Granted, just wait til fat convention dudes dressed as Spock & Data finish with it.

I wish I had a non romantic date with Liverpool captain, Steven Gerrard :)

mtfbwya
 Hallucination
01-14-2009, 11:59 PM
#996
Granted, but you regret that it was non-romantic shortly after finding out what a great guy he is.

Also, you find out that you're gay.


I wish all music was like the 80's music.
 Bokken
01-15-2009, 10:29 AM
#997
Granted, but all of the singers get arrested because the only way to make that music is to be on LSD.

I wish that the sudden fascination with ninjas and Asian comics in the US would rapidly die.
 Alkonium
01-15-2009, 8:55 PM
#998
Granted, but it's replaced by a fascination with drinking bleach.

I wish I could scam people using religion.
 Astrotoy7
01-16-2009, 3:12 AM
#999
Granted, but that religion is buddhism, so nothing you say or do really exists.

I wish I could travel back in time and become famous by catching Jack The Ripper

mtfbwya
 Alkonium
01-16-2009, 7:30 AM
#1000
Granted, but afterwards, you remember hearing that Jack the Ripper was caught by an someone completely unknown, and you never think it's you from the future, and you never think to go back and do, causing a massive paradox.

I wish for ultimate understanding of temporal mechanics.
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