Granted, but when you open it, it explodes, spewing you with...well, you know.
I wish I had a root beer right about now.
I wish I had a root beer right about now.
And in your same post, you have your answer.
Granted, but when you open it, it explodes, spewing you with...well, you know.
I wish my mushroom cloud was happier
Granted, but its happier because you were within its blast radius.
I wish I had a mushroom cloud.
Granted, but when you try to put it in your salad, it explodes.
I wish the snow would melt.
Granted, but it's because of global warming and everything catches on fire.
I wish it would snow here.
Granted, you're buried in a kilometre of snow.
I wish it was only -15°C outside.
Granted, but you can't get your heater going and you get frost bite.
I wish I had cool gloves.
Granted, but your hands freeze solid and shatter when you put them on.
I wish for a Venator-class Star Destroyer.
Granted. But it becomes old and worthless then Pirates kill you.
I wish I had a HAPPY MUSHROOM FUN TIME cloud
Granted, but it turns out to be the mushroom cloud from a nuke going off.
I wish it was raining men!
Granted, but they all fall on you and you are crushed.
I wish there was a "chocolate rain:D"
Granted, but then it dries, and the chocolate gets dirty and noone wants it.
I wish for Peter's ability on Heroes.
Granted. but your body can't cope with it and it kills you.
I wish I knew all the words to Numa Numa
Granted, but now people find you even creepier.
I wish Chev wasn't as creepy.
Granted. But now Chev is really popular with everyone and you feel left out
I wish I could drink a whole bowl of punch in under a minute
Granted, but since you drank it right out of the bowl, most of it ends up on your shirt.
I wish I knew what I would be like drunk.
Granted, and you get a free, never-ending hangover!
I wish I were a perfectly cooked piece of veal schnitzel waiting to be served to anyone in a popular schnitzelhaus in Bavaria.
Granted, but you get dumped in the trash because someone dropped you on the ground.
I wish for a huge cheeseburger.
Granted, but it gets dropped on the floor and breaks the forty-two minute rule. And it's still served to you.
I wish I was magically delicious.
In every sense of the phrase.
Granted, but as in magically delicious, you actually meant, that cannibals would like you, as in eat:D
I wish there was a 43-minute rule.
Granted, but the food still rots in that time.
I wish for a Toblerone.
Granted, but it's so big that you get too fat to walk... :xp:
I wish I'd put a santa hat on reepicheep... :D
Granted, but you did it in MS Paint with your bad hand.
I wish I had a car.
Granted, but it's a gas guzzler and stinks in every possible way.
I wish I had a Jet.
Granted, but it's only the engine, and not a plane.
I wish I had a speeder like Senator Organa's in Revenge of the Sith.
^ Granted, but you fly into a building, and die a horrible death...
Granted, but you did it in MS Paint with your bad hand.
Funny you should say that, I'm a lefty... And I use my right hand on the PC... :D
Granted, seeing as you didn't place a wish, I will make one for you..hee hee hee
I wish I had a chrome shotgun.
Granted, but as a gun it doesn't work and as an ornament it's ugly.
I wish I were one of those hip, young, trend-setting stockbroker zombies. In the reanimated corpse sense of the word.
Granted, but then you have to FEED ON HUMAN FLESH, and you get locked in your office and your arm looks really appeasing and....you get the idea.
I wish I had an MP44!
Granted. I hope you meant MPEG Layer 44.
I wish for an DC-15 Blaster Rifle.
Granted, but once again, it blows up in your hands.
I wish I had an STG-44 Heavy Assualt rifle
Granted, but you can't find any store that sells ammo for it.
I wish for a DL-44 blaster pistol.
Granted, but that makes you a "Hero" and everybody wants to kill you.
I wish for a Morning-Star.
Granted, but that "Morning Star" is in fact the bright blue light of a Nuclear missile heading towards your location.
I wish my computer would stop freezing.
Granted, but it overheats instead.
I wish for a Hersir sword.
Granted, but the blade is broken.
I wish for a E-11 blaster rifle. :p
Granted, but you find that it was manufactured by cheap labor and it fails to shoot.
I wish I had an M1926 Tommy Gun.
Granted, but you find that it was manufactured by cheap labor and it fails to shoot.
I wish I had a Cat 'o' Nine Tails.
Granted. I hope you meant that literally.
I wish for a PhD.
Granted, but its a PhD in Loserism
I wish for a PhD also.
Granted, but it's a PhD in Art History.
I wish I were a perfect Mathematics PhD waiting to be awarded to a scholarly gentleman in a well recognised university in Bavaria.
Granted, but you forged it, and noone recognises you as a real Doctor.
I wish I had a Walther P99.
Granted, but no one knows what the hell that is and you get arrested for possession because the cops think it's a cocaine machine.
I wish you read my last was properly read. QQ
Granted, but it's a PhD in Art History.
Wait, but I like that stuff:D
Granted, but everyone was completely confused by your post.
I wish I had a cool overcoat.
Granted, but its 300 feet long and impossible to walk in
i wish i had any consideration for capitalization rules.
Granted, but the idiot majority of the internet finds you overly pretentious.
I wish there weren't any idiots on the internet.
Granted, now it's filled with morons.
I wish I had a moron-detector.
Granted, but it never stops going off...guess why.
I wish I had a Scottish cutlass.
Granted, but it's rusted and the guy you bought it from wants it back.
I wish I had a Claimor blade of 6 feet!!
Granted, but I thought you misspelled Clamor instead of Claymore, and you get a six-foot electric guitar.
I wish I had a sgian dhbu.