Granted, but you get flagged for using Dick and Jane responses.
I wish I had a Mac computer.
Granted. It's the new MacBook air: made entirely out of air!
I wish I could be as open about being bisexual as I am about being an Atheist.
Granted, but while admitting it to your friends, you're so happy you have a heart attack.
I wish that it would stop raining on my head, it's getting annoying.
Granted. But now people hate you for answering yes or no
I wish I was a catgirl
Granted, but some huge beast catches you and puts you in a stew.
I wish that this wish becomes the wish of wishes und wishers, oh, and wishees.
Granted, but you get nailed because you use too many non-words in one sentence.
I wish there was such a thing as a PS4.
Granted, but it sucks and you mocked for owning one... :xp:
I wish for a million dollars (Don't we all?)... :D
^ Granted, but it's counterfit. (obvious ruin :rolleyes:)
I wish my gerbils were as cute as Reepacheep. :D
Granted, but they're incredibly vain and hatch a plan to assasinate you to preserve their cuteness.
I wish I had a cool and awesome snake.
Granted, but it doesn't like you. And it's big.
I wish Eskrima wasn't so painful to learn.
Granted, but then it's so eay, nobody wants to learn it.
I wish could Sprechen Deustch Perfecten.
Granted, but you don't speak English well any more.
I wish I remembered what to wish for.
Granted, but the response is so terrible that you go crazy.
I wish my laptop was faster.
Granted. It's now so fast you never have any idea what you're doing on it.
I wish more robots followed the Three Laws.
Granted, they all do, but life is boring so the human race destroys itself with a nuke.
I wish I had a jetpack.
Granted, but you can't control it and launch yourself into space without a spacesuit.
I wish for a DC-15 blaster rifle.
Granted, but it's so old and clunky that the gas canister explodes in your face which results in unpleasantness.
I wish I had a super-flamethrower.
Granted, but you accidentally ignite it while cleaning the nozzle.
I wish the Clone Troopers in the Clone Wars series were using Phase II Clone Armor.
Granted, but they weren't built for it and all die because of their lack of movement.
I wish I had Phase 2 armor.
Granted, but you realise it's really weak against bullets.
I wish I had a car.
Granted, but you crash into a tree without insurance, and the police arrest because the tree was government property and you were declared a terrorist.
I wish I had a super-jet-fighter thingy.
Granted, but you don't know how to fly it, and crash it into the nearest major political building.
I wish I had an ARC-170.
Granted, but you don't know how to fly it and smash into a flagship.
I wish my pencil had more lead.
Granted, but you get lead poisoning.
I wish I could sing better.
Granted, but you were so bad to begin with that the neighbor's cat kills you for singing like him.
I wish I could take the text message reciever thing-a-ma-doogie off my cellphone.
Granted, your phone's been magnetised.
I wish I had an iPhone 3G.
Granted, but you were so bad to begin with that the neighbor's cat kills you for singing like him.
Actually, my singing's fairly good already.
Riiiiiiiiight... :lol:
Granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish Alkonium's wishes were harder to destroy! :lol:
Granted, but they're so hard, you can't find fun in it anymore.
I wish I could sing Opera:D AAAAAAAAHHHHH SSOOOLLLLLEE MMIIIOOO!!!!
Granted, now they're impossible.
I wish for a wish by me which impossible to get ruined gets granted.
Granted, but it doesn't exist:D
I wish my plans were foolproof!
Granted. But a non fool manages to runin your plan
I wish I was Deanna Troi
Granted, but you get abandoned in the mid 21st century.
I wish for better knowledge of paradoxes.
Granted, but when you understand the paradox of everything, nothing happens.
I wish I had a time-machine.
Granted. But it sends you forward in time to when Giant monkeys rule the earth
I wish I was Beverly Crusher
Granted, but you get shot because you're so annoying.
I wish I could ban 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Granted. But then the book takes control of your mind and you are banned with it
I wish I was Seven of Nine
No, not granted! I like Seven! :eek:
I wish Chev would stop wishing to be Star Trek characters!
Granted. He's dead.
I wish Chev won't take that the wrong way.
Granted, he's greatly offended (that was the right way, right?).
I wish I could sing as well as Maynard James Keenan.
Granted, but he doesn't like you singing like him and hires a hitman to take care of the problem.
I wish I had super-powers.
Granted. But they make you go "boomith"
I wish I was Captain janeway.
And i don't take that the wrong way Alkonium
Granted, but since YOU are Captain Janeway, the crew gets a deadly virus and sing weird songs until you crashed the ship into the moon.
I wish I had a Caputchin Monkey.
Granted. But it blows you up
I wish I was a fusion of Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine
Granted, Sevway. Care to have a party with Tuvix? Or perhaps Tarry Karis?
I wish that this episode wasn't so stupid.
Granted. The next one is even stupider then you can ever imagine
I wish I took Seven's place on voyager
Granted. The Borg come along and assimilate you since you took their old drone's place.
I wish I could get my hair untangled.
Granted. You now have no hair. I wish I was Captain Janeway, Seven of Nine, And kes all at the same time
Granted. Now Tuvix, Tarry Karis, and Kevenway can all have a party.
I wish things would stop happening to the poor ole' holodoc.
Granted. he is now deactivated permanetly
I wish I was in Seven of Nine's body
Granted, but the Borg assimilate you again.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy.