Granted. you drink seven pounds of Mountain dew and you never ever sleep again.

I wish I knew what was going on in Endo's mind

Granted, but she doesn't want you knowing, so she launches a nuke at you.

I wish I had a Nuke.

(hey, you replied before me! I'm keeping mine! :xp:)
Granted, but I'm writing on a very graphic action sequence and you go crazy from all the horrible images going through my mind about how my girl can kill these people.

(In reply to CQ's flick...)
Granted, but it blows up in your face and poisons the whole world.

I wish it didn't take six hours to watch Pride and Prejudice.

Granted, but my advance mind powers destroy your concious self and you never see my mind.

I wish I had a B-2 bomber.

Granted. It takes nine hours to watch now.

I wish I could dance around in the background of Endo's avatar

NOT GRANTED!!!!! AT ANY TIME!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I wish I didn't have to think up more wishes.

Granted. your brain no longer workds from lack of thinking up wishes.

I wish i could dance around in the background of CQ's sig

NEVER!!!

I wish I had a super wish in my head.

Granted, but it's so good that no one can ruin it, and this thread dies miserably and horribly.

I wish I could find a good episode of Enterprise besides In a Mirror, Darkly parts 1 and 2.

Granted, but your computer gets magnetised just after you finish illegally downloading it.

I wish Chev wouldn't wish to dance in the background of my sig.

Granted. He now dances nude outside your house

I wish Chev would remember to make a wish...

Granted, but he wishes that you'd die (as long as you finish your fanfic first...)... :xp:

I wish I didn't have to take finals tomorrow... >_<

Granted. you have to take them right now.

I wsh I had my very own pet Dalek armed with a Dalek Ray Gun
(I'm practicly setting myself up for ruination right now)

Granted, but somehow the dalek thinks and turns the gun on you.

I wish I had a private army of Mandalorians at my beck and call.

Granted, but they consider you dishonorable and kill you.

I wish I had more tea.

Granted. you drown in the massive amount of tea that fills your house

I wish I could hug Seven of Nine

Granted, but she breaks your arm. Remeber:

"Remove your hand or I will remove your arm!"

I wish that--oh, I dunno, make something up.

Granted, you've become a monkey.

I wish I could think of the ultimate wish!

Granted, but I ruin it anyway.

I wish that I could play through this game in a shorter amount of time.

Granted, but it's so short, you can't post a wish.

I wish that there were more tanks in the world.

Granted, but they blow up your hometown.

I wish my toast wasn't burned.

granted. your toast disintegrates

i wish I could dance in Endo's front yard from time to time

Granted, but everything else is burned now.

I wish I had toast for breakfast.

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish Chev and CQ could coordinate their efforts and answer each other's wishes instead of answering mine at the same time...

Granted, but nobody would pay attention to your wishes and they slowly disentegrate over a thousand years.

I wish I owned a Sarlacc.

Granted. But Boba Fett throws you into it.

I wish I could dance to I'm blue

Granted, but you turn green.

I wish I had the ULTIMATE DEATH STAR!!

Granted, but you get knocked off by a certain farm boy in an odd-looking ship...

I wish that my hair was clean.

Granted. someone tears off your hair and cleans it

I wish I had clone armor

Granted, but unfortunately, it falls out.

I wish that Endorenna would "coordinate" better and actually ruin the last person's wish instead of ruining the person before the last person:D

Granted, I edit my posts accordingly.

I wish people would stop picking on my favorite character!

granted. they now pick on your second favorite character

I wish I was the octopus from the Spirit

Granted, but you get stuck in a small corner and can never escape.

I wish I had a super weapon.

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish my laptop's keyboard wasn't messed up.

Granted, instead the screen is.

I wish I had a super computer.

granted. but it becomes self aware and kills you

I wish I had boba fett's armor

Granted, but Boba wants it back.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

granted. But it goes "boomith"

I wish I knew what wish you were going to make

Granted, but then there'd be no fun left in the world.

I wish I were "SUPERMAN!"

Granted, but it doesn't fit.

I wish I had Jedi Robes.

Granted, but they were meant for another sized tiny alien, and it suffocates you.

I wish I had Sith Robes.

Granted, but they're for Darth Vader, and your limbs present a bit of a problem.

I wish I had a Blue Lightsaber.

Granted, but it cries when you fight

I wish I had a Red-double-bladed lightsaber that was specially fitted for me.

Granted, but you swing at your opponent's jugular, and cut yourself in half.

I wish the lightsabers in TOR weren't the size of Pringles cans.

granted. they are now the size of skyscrapers.

I wish I could travel to the old republic universe

Granted, but you're not even remotely noteworthy.

I wish people questioned things more.

Granted, but they question why you wished people questioned things more and decide it wasn't a good wish.

I wish I could make a successful Age of Empires II Expansion trainer.

Granted, but then the world announces training is not needed.

I wish I ruled my own private country.

Granted, it's the size of Lichtenstein and you piss off Russia.

I wish for a creme soda.