Granted, but it gets destroyed with you in it.
I wish I had the Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.
Granted, but you shoot yourself in the foot, and now your foot is a permanent resident of the floor.
I wish I had an army of Clones.
Granted. They should be ready in about twenty years.
I wish for a CEC YT-1930.
Granted, but it's illegal, and the Empire executes you on violation charges.
I wish I had a Super-Star Destroyer.
Granted. But it plows into the death star with you strapped to the bow of it.
I wish I had a piece of cooked bacon that's still good
Granted, but you get food-poisoning because there was a fly on it, and you die...
I wish my food were warm.
Granted...but your food is only luke-warm and you get food posioning and you die a horrible agonizing death
I wish I could listen to Every time we touch by cascada once a day
I wish Chev would remember to post a wish as well every time.
Granted, but he forgets to grant one.
I wish that the obsession with ninjas and Naruto that has gripped the world would dispel in one fiery explosion!
Granted! But now the world is obsessed with something even worse. Barney and his friends
Granted, you have asked for nothing, so that is what you have, nothing.
I wish I were from a land down under.
Granted, but the land down under turns out to be Davy Jones' locker, and the Black Pearl just left.
I wish tomorrow wasn't going to be such a long day.
Granted. But the day after tomorrow will be extremly long
I wish I could listen to Nickelback day after day after day
Granted, but now you can only say quotes from their songs.
I wish I was pyrokinetic.
Granted, but you catch on fire and you work at an oil derrick.
I wish I had Super Powers.
Granted, but Phoenix from Xmen doesn't like you and turns you into dust.
I wish I could think of a wish! :lol:
Granted, but it's a bad one:D
I wish that I had a billion dollars.
Granted, but it's counterfeit and they throw you in jail for life.
I wish my math was done.
Granted, but now you have seven other subjects to complete.
I wish Math was easier.
Granted, but that's because you're still doing first grade math.
I wish I could think of one time in the future I'm actually going to have to multiply 4x4 matrices.
Granted, but you find out that it will never happen.
I wish I had an airplane.
Granted, but it crashes into the Pacific ocean and you get eaten by sharks.
I wish these quadratic equations only had one way to be solved.
Granted, but nobody knows the one way.
I wish that I had a super-tank.
Granted, but Indiana Jones stuffs a rock up the gun just as you fire it and you blow up.
I wish Christmas would get here sooner.
Granted. but its at the time of your death and you somehow end up teleported there.
I wish I could fight anyone I want and always win
Granted, but you become a pacifist and would rather kill yourself than fight.
I wish I were a good ventriloquist.
Granted. you become so good that you can no long talk, only your dummy can.
I wish I had two four barrel shotguns
Granted, but you wake up with eight bullets in you.
I wish I could change my screensaver sooner.
Granted, but you change it into your worst nightmare.
I wish I had Indiana Jones' hat.
Granted, but it gets caught in a nuclear explosion.
I wish this season of Star Trek would get better.
Granted, but by better, you mean "bitter," and the main character goes sour.
I wish I had a bowl of cookiees.
Granted. But the cookies taste horrible and are posioned
I wish I could fly like superman
Granted, but you crash into a building and kill yourself.
I wish these towels were folded.
Granted, but dangit they keep un-folding themselves... :xp:
I wish I could make better mods for JA...
granted. but some fan of your mod goes insane and kills you
I wish I could travel to the Star Trek Universe and kill things
Granted, but one day you mess up and your target kills you... Slowly, and painfully...
I wish I lived in Narnia... :xp:
Granted. but they all hate you so they kill you and eat you while talking about boring things.
I wish I was the Tenth Doctor
Granted, but number eleven comes along and deposes you.
I wish I had a sig/avvy as cool as M@rs! :xp:
Granted, but M@RS sues you for copyright infringement.
I wish I was the Eleventh Doctor.
Granted. But he gets killed by Daleks in the first few seconds after his regeneration.
I wish I was the ninth doctor
Granted, but since you're already the tenth doctor, you have a split personality.
I wish...I wish I had Prince Caspian on DVD.
granted. But through a strange set of circumstances, your DVD player blows up along with your DVD.
I wish I could find a worthy challenger on Battlefront 2 online
Granted; she snipes you from across the battlefield and kills you.
I wish it would warm up.
Granted. It's now 100° C outside.
I wish I had Series 1, 2, and 4 of Doctor Who on DVD.
^ Granted, but through a mistake they are sent to the person you hate the most... :xp:
I wish I was the artist for Calvin and Hobbes...
I wish I had a sig/avvy as cool as M@rs! :xp:
:D
Granted. You attempt to revive Calvin and Hobbes, then get sued for copyright infringement.
I wish I was the Eighth Doctor.
Granted, you "were" at on point, because they fired you.
I wish that I had an awesome fencing sword.
^ You "had" one but you lost it after you had a fit and threw it into the nearest river, leaving it to rust... :xp:
I wish that HE didn't bite...
Granted. HE does now.
I wish people would stop doing the past tense thing to ruin wishes.
^ Granted, now they use the future tense...
I wish I really was a Master Swordsman...