Granted, but its also something people like to hunt.
I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.
Granted, but one day you drop it on your foot and drills you to the center of the Earth where most things roast.
I wish I had a Super-Chopper.
Granted, but you get chopped up.
I wish that there was more daylight. :|
Granted. But now theres so much daylight you get less sleep
I wish people would read my story in the contest instead of simply looking at the summery then dissing it.
Granted, but it was last place, and now it's second to last.
I wish I had Poirot's powers of deduction.
Granted, but your head can't contain that much and explodes due to your excessive knowledge.
I wish I were Sherlock Holmes.
Granted, but you (like him) are a cocaine addict... tough luck.
I wish that I could just fade into the background...
Granted. But no one notices you and you evtually die of starvation because no one sees you when you need to be seen
Granted, Chevron since you didn't place your wish, you have nothing.
I wish I was a military genius.
Granted. But you become so good your assasinated by opposing military forces
I wish more people would look at my story in the Contest. they don't even have comment on the story, i just want them to read it
Granted, they all read just one word: "it".
I wish that I were the fittest person in the world.
Granted, but you become complacent and stop being fit.
I wish for a Vesper (three measures of Gordon's, one measure of Vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shake very well until cold, then add a thin slice of lemon peel)
Granted, but a Molotov follows immediately thereafter.
I wish that more people knew where the Vesper came from.
Granted, but then one devious person lights a match and the alcohol of the world explodes.
I wish I were an expert with explosives.
Granted, but you develop an unsettling fascination with seeing this explode.
I wish I were a Demoman from Team Fortress 2.
Granted, but you run out eyeballs while fighting. *plays Scottish music*
I wish I were the Heavy.
Granted, but the Scout beats you to death and takes your Sandvich.
I wish I was the Sniper.
Granted, but your parents punish you for your choice of job.
I wish I was the Soldier.
Granted, but your grenades detonate after banging them together while you try to motivate a bunch of severed heads.
I wish I was the Engineer.
Granted but then all the machines in the world break down and you have to fix them.
I wish I could play really good n64 games on my wii
Granted, but the controls constantly randomise.
I wish I had two hearts.
Granted, what's it like to have two heart attacks at the same time? :xp:
I wish I had a better cpu...
Granted, but as they say, bigger is better, and you get one of the old ones.
I wish I could type 200 GWAM.
Granted but then the computer freezes due to a sensory overload.
I wish I could eat more.
Granted, you eat yourself to death.
I wish the Earth had another moon.
granted but then the original moon crashes into earth and ends all life....
I wish I could go get wiifit
Granted, you can fit inside Wii.
I wish that I had a Swedish Firesteel.
Granted, but it's as hot as fire.
I wish I was more influential
Granted, but you cause everyone to become like you, and the world is now like 1984.
I wish that my cat had tuna breath.
Granted, but the cat hates tuna and decides that life sucks.
I wish that Wing Commander actually worked well on a NT-based OS.
Granted, said NT based OS being the original Windows NT only.
I wish Paul McGann would appear again on Doctor Who.
Granted, but in the middle of filming the episode the studio disappears in a gigantic fireball.
I wish that I actually liked my state's football (U.S.) team.
Granted, but you're the only one who does.
I wish to be sexiest man alive.
Granted, but you are sexy...to men.
I wish that emulators weren't laggy.
Granted, but they move so fast that nothing on there works.
I wish I were the strongest man alive.
Granted, but Chuck Norris doesn't like you claiming his title and kicks your ass.
I'd wish I had a cool beard (again).
Granted, but when your trying to escape an exploding building, it gets stuck on the door and you can't escape.
I wish I had an awesome helmet.
Granted, but it's really heavy and lacks airholes.
I wish I was the Pyro.
Granted, but your powers get out of control and you catch on fire.
I wish my tea tasted better.
Granted, now it tastes like castor oil.
I wish my computer DVD player would work.
Granted but now it is no longer a computer, now it is an alien :|
I wish I could type 5000000000 words a minute.
Granted, but your hands become so smart, they wonder why they have to take your orders and they rebel.
I wish I could run super fast.
granted. But you run so fast your legs fly off
I wish I could travel into alternate universes
Granted, you're stuck in a parallel universe in which the Black Mesa incident really happened.
I wish people got what I was referencing when I reference obscure stuff.
Granted but people hate you for it and kill you on the spot.
I wish I could travel into the internet
Granted, but you get deleted.
I wish the sonic crowbar idea made sense.
Granted. But then everything becomes sonic due to the laws of nature no longer making sense.
I wish I had the ability to go SS and take over the world
Granted. You take over the world by killing everyone else, and now you feel lonely and guilty.
I wish for the TF gun from El Goonish Shive.
Granted. But it turns you into a girl and now your stuck in los vegas making money as a showgirl.
I wish I had a themesong similiar to duel of the fates
Granted, but it's so horrible that your ears blow out, and you can't hear it.
I wish I had the Death Star.