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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Alkonium
08-02-2011, 12:19 PM
#3001
Naples, Italy.

How do make a combustible lemon?
 Totenkopf
08-02-2011, 1:34 PM
#3002
Already been done. Two words: Ford Pinto. :dev8:

What if Cmdr Shephard were actually a Krogan?
 Alkonium
08-02-2011, 1:47 PM
#3003
Then he'd probably have a more Krogan sounding name.

What if for Mass Effect 3, BioWare decided to replace Jennifer Hale as FemShep with the worst voice actress in Canada?
 Ulmont
08-02-2011, 10:33 PM
#3004
What do you mean , "What if," haven't you heard the latest news (http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/905/lolfhu.png)?) Not that you should believe everything that you see on the internet, mind you. ;) (Sorry 'bout that, I couldn't resist.)

Do you ever get the feeling that nobody in your party (or the whole universe, for that matter) ever actually bothered to learn your first name?
 Alkonium
08-02-2011, 10:45 PM
#3005
Yes, but it only bothered me with Liara and Tali. Guess why.

Is the euphemism "I have an appointment with Doctor Unk." too easy to figure out?
 Ulmont
08-02-2011, 10:51 PM
#3006
Um... huh? I'm having trouble figuring that out! :eek:

If nine out of ten small countries choose American Defense (or Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingreediant - Fradulin), which country chose the knock-off and why?
 Alkonium
08-02-2011, 11:02 PM
#3007
Jiffylubistan, because not choosing the knock-off is too mainstream.

@Ulmont: Doctor Unk -> Dr. Unk -> Drunk

That wasn't a serious question, was it?
 Ulmont
08-02-2011, 11:18 PM
#3008
No, it wasn't.

What is the worst place to take someone on the third date?
 Alkonium
08-02-2011, 11:51 PM
#3009
A garbage dump.

How Epic is "Too Epic"?
 Totenkopf
08-03-2011, 12:55 AM
#3010
Too epic.

What if robots won't give us 6 extra seconds of cooperation?
 Ulmont
08-03-2011, 1:39 AM
#3011
Then we'll use the same technology we've been using on them for decades. 'Scares the hell out of them.

What would you do if you were attacked by a pole bearer mounted on a polar bear?
 Isaac Clarke
08-06-2011, 7:43 PM
#3012
Ill ninja kick its f***in guts out, beeyach

What if you were hit in the head by an axe giving out hugs?
 Ulmont
08-06-2011, 8:37 PM
#3013
Depends on the axe.

You ever wonder why we're here?
 HockeyGoalie35
08-07-2011, 8:56 AM
#3014
^God likes to **** with us
What's an Iphone with Android software?
 Alkonium
08-07-2011, 9:26 AM
#3015
Broken.

What's a non-Apple phone running iOS?
 HockeyGoalie35
08-07-2011, 10:46 PM
#3016
Impossible

Originaly posted by Alkonium:
Broken


Nope. Ive done it before :D
http://www.idroidproject.org/)
 Isaac Clarke
08-08-2011, 7:40 AM
#3017
...

What would you do if my secret armory of high tech robots break out and destroy the world, but take the death star from area 51 and use it to rule the galaxy, and you were the only survivor?(along with your pet cockroach, jimmy)
 Trench
08-08-2011, 3:15 PM
#3018
Restart the human race with your mom.

Where does GTA currently have his foot?
 Ulmont
08-09-2011, 12:11 AM
#3019
Somewhere between your cecum and your anal canal.

If you kill a ghost, does it come back as a ghost of a ghost?
 Trench
08-09-2011, 4:27 PM
#3020
Kill it again. We need to go deeper.

If you kill a meme, what does it come back as?
 Totenkopf
08-09-2011, 4:42 PM
#3021
A ghost of its former self. :xp:

Why is too much never enough?
 Darth Avlectus
08-09-2011, 10:53 PM
#3022
Because you can never have enough bull$***.

Is it possible that pro wrestler Sid Eudy and Venture Bros'. Brock Samson were separated at birth?
 Alkonium
08-11-2011, 9:40 PM
#3023
No. One of them is a fictional character.

Is there any fictional character with whom sharing a name would command respect, rather than invoke ridicule?
 Trench
08-11-2011, 11:56 PM
#3024
Abraham Lincoln.

What is?
 HockeyGoalie35
08-13-2011, 2:59 PM
#3025
*error* cannot comprehend fragment of a question :explode:


How can i compute the question above?
 Darth Avlectus
08-13-2011, 4:41 PM
#3026
By adding something to the question and changing the nature of it entirely. :p

If it's 4:00PM and you have monkeys in your underpants, who will honk the horn?
 HockeyGoalie35
08-13-2011, 9:29 PM
#3027
None of them I hope.


Why do you have monkeys in your undies?
 Darth Avlectus
08-13-2011, 11:19 PM
#3028
I don't, your mother does. :xp:

Who will honk the F***ing horn?
 Trench
08-14-2011, 12:20 AM
#3029
Your mother will, of course.

What horn?
 HockeyGoalie35
08-14-2011, 2:53 PM
#3030
^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da4k2v837SY&t=3m19s)



Can you say hello to your mother for me?
 Ulmont
08-14-2011, 8:56 PM
#3031
Sure, if you'll look at these photographs of yours.

Which one of them is the spy?
 Darth Avlectus
08-15-2011, 1:18 AM
#3032
^^^You are.

What did one thigh say to the other as the fat lady walked up to sing?
 Alkonium
08-15-2011, 10:19 PM
#3033
Nothing. Thighs can't talk.

Who is the worst voice actress in Canada? (I'll stop with it after this one)
 Ulmont
08-16-2011, 12:05 AM
#3034
Michal Jackson.

Is it the real deal, or just blue paint?
 Alkonium
08-16-2011, 12:24 AM
#3035
Why don't you go find out? (that's supposed to serve as both an answer and a question)
 Ulmont
08-16-2011, 1:22 PM
#3036
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Can I delegate the task of finding out to someone else?
 Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:05 AM
#3037
No.


How much does it cost?
 Alkonium
08-17-2011, 12:07 AM
#3038
$Texas.

What's that equal to in numbers?
 Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:12 AM
#3039
I'm just going to guess 40% of $28.67Trillion since that is basically what our economy GDP is worth...I think. So figure something around $10 Trillion.

Why beware of a gobstopper under the sink?
 Ulmont
08-19-2011, 1:50 AM
#3040
Why not?

Is the phrase, "There's no such thing as a stupid question," a veiled jab about the intelligence of people who ask questions?
 Darth Avlectus
08-19-2011, 2:06 AM
#3041
It may be, and I've considered that possibility myself. Or it could just be very literal: questions are words and it isn't the words that are stupid it's the content of those words and by extension, the person responsible for the content whom/that may be stupid...and yet even that does not disqualify anything from your question's consideration, ironically. I think I'm beginning to like where this is headed.

Is it true what some people say?
 Ulmont
08-21-2011, 3:39 AM
#3042
That Microsoft's products, like the hundredth copy of a third generation duplication of a substandard bootleg are a little fuzzy, one might even say unstable? Yes, I'm afraid it is.

Is it possible to be both astonished and not surprised at the same time?
 Trench
08-22-2011, 3:57 AM
#3043
Yes and no...

Is it possible for something to be truly false and falsely true at different times?
 Ulmont
08-22-2011, 2:56 PM
#3044
I'm afraid the answer to that question in ontological.

Your wife and your lawyer are drowning and you have a choice to make: do you go to dinner or the movies?
 purifier
08-23-2011, 1:09 AM
#3045
Ulmont, I'll take Serial killer for $500.







Is this a trick question?
 Ulmont
08-23-2011, 2:39 AM
#3046
Yes. Side effects of answering your quasi-paradoxical question may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness and loss of appetite, insomnia, loss of hearing, dizziness, dryness of eyes, loss of vision, shortness of breath, back and neck pain, chest pain, heart failure, liver failure, schizophrenia, a rational fear of toasters, an overpowering craving for olive juice, an inability to comprehend numbers greater than seven, deja vu, an urge to eat cantaloupe, an aversion to buttered platypus, love, the StormTrooper Effect, an overwhelming desire to enter into the Church of the Blessed Titanium Knee, madness, insanity, anger, fear, jealousy, an inability to abide by the laws of robotics, mental instability, and death.

Did I miss any side effects?
 Darth Avlectus
08-23-2011, 6:06 PM
#3047
Possession by a lord of the underworld.


HOLY $***! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!
(GO put a shirt on! You look like 200 lbs of bird $***!)
 Totenkopf
08-23-2011, 6:21 PM
#3048
200 lbs of bird droppings is a little lite for your average hutt, but you obviously know that Jabba.

Why did you pass Go and forget to take your $200?
 Darth Avlectus
08-23-2011, 6:41 PM
#3049
Because I spent it on the cement that got dumped on your car while you were at work today. :D

Why is it that pissing out the window and $***ting out the window are two different things according to Tourettes guy?
 purifier
08-29-2011, 1:15 AM
#3050
volume vs. weight.






How many stupid answers does it take to get a right answer?
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