Naples, Italy.
How do make a combustible lemon?
Already been done. Two words: Ford Pinto. :dev8:
What if Cmdr Shephard were actually a Krogan?
Then he'd probably have a more Krogan sounding name.
What if for Mass Effect 3, BioWare decided to replace Jennifer Hale as FemShep with the worst voice actress in Canada?
What do you mean , "What if," haven't you heard the latest news (
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/905/lolfhu.png)?) Not that you should believe everything that you see on the internet, mind you. ;) (Sorry 'bout that, I couldn't resist.)
Do you ever get the feeling that nobody in your party (or the whole universe, for that matter) ever actually bothered to learn your first name?
Yes, but it only bothered me with Liara and Tali. Guess why.
Is the euphemism "I have an appointment with Doctor Unk." too easy to figure out?
Um... huh? I'm having trouble figuring that out! :eek:
If nine out of ten small countries choose American Defense (or Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingreediant - Fradulin), which country chose the knock-off and why?
Jiffylubistan, because not choosing the knock-off is too mainstream.
@Ulmont: Doctor Unk -> Dr. Unk -> Drunk
That wasn't a serious question, was it?
No, it wasn't.
What is the worst place to take someone on the third date?
A garbage dump.
How Epic is "Too Epic"?
Too epic.
What if robots won't give us 6 extra seconds of cooperation?
Then we'll use the same technology we've been using on them for decades. 'Scares the hell out of them.
What would you do if you were attacked by a pole bearer mounted on a polar bear?
Ill ninja kick its f***in guts out, beeyach
What if you were hit in the head by an axe giving out hugs?
Depends on the axe.
You ever wonder why we're here?
^God likes to **** with us
What's an Iphone with Android software?
Broken.
What's a non-Apple phone running iOS?
Impossible
Originaly posted by Alkonium:
Broken
Nope. Ive done it before :D
http://www.idroidproject.org/)
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What would you do if my secret armory of high tech robots break out and destroy the world, but take the death star from area 51 and use it to rule the galaxy, and you were the only survivor?(along with your pet cockroach, jimmy)
Restart the human race with your mom.
Where does GTA currently have his foot?
Somewhere between your cecum and your anal canal.
If you kill a ghost, does it come back as a ghost of a ghost?
Kill it again. We need to go deeper.
If you kill a meme, what does it come back as?
A ghost of its former self. :xp:
Why is too much never enough?
Because you can never have enough bull$***.
Is it possible that pro wrestler Sid Eudy and Venture Bros'. Brock Samson were separated at birth?
No. One of them is a fictional character.
Is there any fictional character with whom sharing a name would command respect, rather than invoke ridicule?
Abraham Lincoln.
What is?
*error* cannot comprehend fragment of a question :explode:
How can i compute the question above?
By adding something to the question and changing the nature of it entirely. :p
If it's 4:00PM and you have monkeys in your underpants, who will honk the horn?
None of them I hope.
Why do you have monkeys in your undies?
I don't, your mother does. :xp:
Who will honk the F***ing horn?
Your mother will, of course.
What horn?
Sure, if you'll look at these photographs of yours.
Which one of them is the spy?
^^^You are.
What did one thigh say to the other as the fat lady walked up to sing?
Nothing. Thighs can't talk.
Who is the worst voice actress in Canada? (I'll stop with it after this one)
Michal Jackson.
Is it the real deal, or just blue paint?
Why don't you go find out? (that's supposed to serve as both an answer and a question)
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Can I delegate the task of finding out to someone else?
No.
How much does it cost?
$Texas.
What's that equal to in numbers?
I'm just going to guess 40% of $28.67Trillion since that is basically what our economy GDP is worth...I think. So figure something around $10 Trillion.
Why beware of a gobstopper under the sink?
Why not?
Is the phrase, "There's no such thing as a stupid question," a veiled jab about the intelligence of people who ask questions?
It may be, and I've considered that possibility myself. Or it could just be very literal: questions are words and it isn't the words that are stupid it's the content of those words and by extension, the person responsible for the content whom/that may be stupid...and yet even that does not disqualify anything from your question's consideration, ironically. I think I'm beginning to like where this is headed.
Is it true what some people say?
That Microsoft's products, like the hundredth copy of a third generation duplication of a substandard bootleg are a little fuzzy, one might even say unstable? Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Is it possible to be both astonished and not surprised at the same time?
Yes and no...
Is it possible for something to be truly false and falsely true at different times?
I'm afraid the answer to that question in ontological.
Your wife and your lawyer are drowning and you have a choice to make: do you go to dinner or the movies?
Ulmont, I'll take Serial killer for $500.
Is this a trick question?
Yes. Side effects of answering your quasi-paradoxical question may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness and loss of appetite, insomnia, loss of hearing, dizziness, dryness of eyes, loss of vision, shortness of breath, back and neck pain, chest pain, heart failure, liver failure, schizophrenia, a rational fear of toasters, an overpowering craving for olive juice, an inability to comprehend numbers greater than seven, deja vu, an urge to eat cantaloupe, an aversion to buttered platypus, love, the StormTrooper Effect, an overwhelming desire to enter into the Church of the Blessed Titanium Knee, madness, insanity, anger, fear, jealousy, an inability to abide by the laws of robotics, mental instability, and death.
Did I miss any side effects?
Possession by a lord of the underworld.
HOLY $***! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!
(GO put a shirt on! You look like 200 lbs of bird $***!)
200 lbs of bird droppings is a little lite for your average hutt, but you obviously know that Jabba.
Why did you pass Go and forget to take your $200?
Because I spent it on the cement that got dumped on your car while you were at work today. :D
Why is it that pissing out the window and $***ting out the window are two different things according to Tourettes guy?
volume vs. weight.
How many stupid answers does it take to get a right answer?