The world jacks anyone and everyone. For any reason, every reason, no reason. At any time. Every time. The question is...
Who jacked the car jack?
Some guy named Jack.
Is this an oud?
Depends whether you're parking a red corvette in the parking garage between 3:30 AM and 5:30 AM on either a tuesday or a thursday...or you just so happen to have a gray beard in the yellow zone. (Memory of some really absurd "The Far Side" comic...or lack thereof)
Who are all these pricks anyways? Lawyer pricks...rug wearing pricks...I'm surrounded by pricks!
Well, you know the old saying......you're known by the company you keep. :xp:
If I ask your uncle, will he really tell me how stupid your mom is?
Good luck getting any response, he died of a massive heart attack 11 years ago.
R.I.P.
Why couldn't Zombies Ate My Neighbors have gotten a better sequel?
**** in, **** out. 'nough said.
Will Joe Biden ever NOT be an ass?
Of course not, he's a politician.
If there's a fire, who should I email about it?
Just three people.......anybody, everybody and nobody, in no particular order.
Do girls really exist on the internetz?
^^^Yes, but we choose not to believe they do...at least without evidence. Most of the time if there are REAL girls on the internet, they likely resemble Jabba the F***ing Hutt.
Did you wake up grumpy?
Not really, no.
How many potential murder weapons are present in a standard fast food restaurant?
I think a better question to ask is how many potential murder weapons aren't there in a std. fastfood restaurant, to which the answer is few if any. Your question being opposite, answer is opposite.
Does anybody else here have a pair of red "Body Rage" sunglasses from Spencer's? These things kick ass, just make sure you superglue the bolts that hold on the nose cushions becausr the mini-screw has no bolt to hold it in.
Can't seem to find any images of them either. :swear:
No. I tend to avoid Spencer's.
How is putting dirt in a cup a scientific experiment?
Depends if that's it or if there are other steps involved.
YOU JACKASS! What the F$%# did you do this time?!
I have no idea.
Does DA have anger management issues?
Nah, he just thinks he's tourettes guy.
Is the Dali Lama a crypto nazi?
Probably not. Nazis are rarely that mellow.
Isn't the Dalai Lama also a painting of a Llama done in the style of Salvador Dali?
Wrong Lama; otherwise, it could have been. :p
Isn't that the correct answer?
No, this is.
Is EA merely misunderstood?
Allow me to answer your question with a question:
Will we ever be able to understand idiots?
We already do. Problem is that we just keep trying to comprehend them as being more than what they really are. That and if there wasn't stupid, there'd be no interesting stories to tell.
Is there a numerical difference between a rickroll and a barrel roll?
Probably about as much as a nickleback and a nicklebag.
Can we look later?
Only if we can divide by zero.
Does time matter to Emperor Vitiate?
Only if you're wasting his.
Do you want to be a rock'n roll star?
No, I don't want to be that.
Why do some people think Windows 8 will be another Vista?
Because it fits the pattern.
Would giving iPhones a freely accessible file system like Android phones be such a bad idea?
Only if it becomes as messy or inconsistent as some androids with certain apps. Otherwise it seems .......okay.
Why did Danny tell you to go to hell?
B/c he thought I was you.
Where in the hell is hell anyway?
Hell if I know.
If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?
I'd be skeptical either way. Depends what I actually know of him.
If you're here, then who was on the phone?
My evil twin. :xp:
What happens when I divide the space-time continuum by 0?
Chuck Norris tries and fails to do all the things the internet thinks he can do.
Shouldn't Gotye be over his ex by now?
Yes because animals that roll in the dirt need a friend.
Should I take advantage of the blowout sale going on at NCIX right now prior to E3, despite being close to the threshold of what I consider acceptable ratio of debt to carry on a card? (20%)
Yes, debt is your friend, b/c you can never owe too much money (just ask your Uncle Sam).
Is Lloyd Christmas Santa's bastard stepchild?
Difficult to say. His name has no bearing on the situation.
Wouldn't that just mean that he was Mrs. Claus's bastard?
No, I think he's someone else's bastard child.
Why is pranking someone (chuckles the cheat style) a bad idea?
Presumably because someone's going to get hurt.
Are British-made fire extinguishers inherently more flammable?
That's a good question...I looked it up...Not from what I could tell. Neutral? :giveup:
(seriously props--and if you have any more brain twisters I could use the distraction from all the after voting political douchenozzlery)
Is "safe" sailing a surefire way to get where you're going? :devsmoke:
Only when on land.
If I ask a stupid question, will I really get a stupid answer?
Most of the time. In this case, you'll get another stupid question. :D
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
Call it symbolism.
What do Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing?
No because... un-ignited.
(F*** YOU SYNONYMS! Damn dictionary. :fist:)
If a transistor is bipolar, does that mean it's edgy?
I guess so.
Is it fair to expect Beliebers to do unspeakable things to Justin Bieber's corpse following his death?
Depends on whether they're using Selena Gomez to do it.
If Miss RApier has rejected you, does that mean it was b/c you were a bipolar edgy transistor?
Nah. Bipolars blow themselves out too easily. Layer Rapier prefers those with a cooler headed approach to life's problems.
According to the problem solving flowsheet, I have to ask: "Did you mess with it?"
According to the problem causing flowsheet, I have to answer: "No, but your momma did."
And You forgot to ask a stupid question so...
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If we were talking about a wrestler modeled vaguely after a SW villain, what time would it be?
Time to get rid of your blowup doll and get a real girlfriend.
What will DA do if someone forgets to ask another question?
Slap them, most likely.
Is it wrong to say I expect Justin Bieber to die young and stupid?
Is the Pope Jewish? The dalai lama a muslim? Can you fart the pledge of allegiance out in the key of G?
What the hell is a matter w/this thread?
Nothing at all.
Is the Pope Jewish? The dalai lama a muslim? Can you fart the pledge of allegiance out in the key of G?
I'm going to say maybe on that last one.
When quitting a job you hate, how much of the building should you vandalize?