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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Darth Avlectus
05-01-2012, 2:23 AM
#3151
The world jacks anyone and everyone. For any reason, every reason, no reason. At any time. Every time. The question is...


Who jacked the car jack?
 Alkonium
05-09-2012, 9:39 AM
#3152
Some guy named Jack.

Is this an oud?
 Darth Avlectus
05-18-2012, 2:22 AM
#3153
Depends whether you're parking a red corvette in the parking garage between 3:30 AM and 5:30 AM on either a tuesday or a thursday...or you just so happen to have a gray beard in the yellow zone. (Memory of some really absurd "The Far Side" comic...or lack thereof)

Who are all these pricks anyways? Lawyer pricks...rug wearing pricks...I'm surrounded by pricks!
 Totenkopf
05-18-2012, 4:28 AM
#3154
Well, you know the old saying......you're known by the company you keep. :xp:

If I ask your uncle, will he really tell me how stupid your mom is?
 Darth Avlectus
05-25-2012, 1:42 AM
#3155
Good luck getting any response, he died of a massive heart attack 11 years ago.
R.I.P.

Why couldn't Zombies Ate My Neighbors have gotten a better sequel?
 Totenkopf
05-25-2012, 11:19 PM
#3156
**** in, **** out. 'nough said.

Will Joe Biden ever NOT be an ass?
 Alkonium
05-26-2012, 4:21 PM
#3157
Of course not, he's a politician.

If there's a fire, who should I email about it?
 Totenkopf
05-26-2012, 11:09 PM
#3158
Just three people.......anybody, everybody and nobody, in no particular order.

Do girls really exist on the internetz?
 Darth Avlectus
05-27-2012, 2:13 AM
#3159
^^^Yes, but we choose not to believe they do...at least without evidence. Most of the time if there are REAL girls on the internet, they likely resemble Jabba the F***ing Hutt.


Did you wake up grumpy?
 Alkonium
05-27-2012, 11:50 AM
#3160
Not really, no.

How many potential murder weapons are present in a standard fast food restaurant?
 Darth Avlectus
05-28-2012, 2:36 AM
#3161
I think a better question to ask is how many potential murder weapons aren't there in a std. fastfood restaurant, to which the answer is few if any. Your question being opposite, answer is opposite.


Does anybody else here have a pair of red "Body Rage" sunglasses from Spencer's? These things kick ass, just make sure you superglue the bolts that hold on the nose cushions becausr the mini-screw has no bolt to hold it in.
Can't seem to find any images of them either. :swear:
 Alkonium
05-28-2012, 9:50 PM
#3162
No. I tend to avoid Spencer's.

How is putting dirt in a cup a scientific experiment?
 Darth Avlectus
05-29-2012, 2:05 AM
#3163
Depends if that's it or if there are other steps involved.


YOU JACKASS! What the F$%# did you do this time?!
 Alkonium
05-29-2012, 9:39 AM
#3164
I have no idea.

Does DA have anger management issues?
 Totenkopf
05-29-2012, 9:55 AM
#3165
Nah, he just thinks he's tourettes guy.

Is the Dali Lama a crypto nazi?
 Alkonium
05-29-2012, 11:25 AM
#3166
Probably not. Nazis are rarely that mellow.

Isn't the Dalai Lama also a painting of a Llama done in the style of Salvador Dali?
 Ferc Kast
05-29-2012, 2:02 PM
#3167
Wrong Lama; otherwise, it could have been. :p


Isn't that the correct answer?
 Totenkopf
05-29-2012, 2:43 PM
#3168
No, this is.

Is EA merely misunderstood?
 Alkonium
05-29-2012, 2:51 PM
#3169
Allow me to answer your question with a question:

Will we ever be able to understand idiots?
 Darth Avlectus
05-30-2012, 4:32 AM
#3170
We already do. Problem is that we just keep trying to comprehend them as being more than what they really are. That and if there wasn't stupid, there'd be no interesting stories to tell.

Is there a numerical difference between a rickroll and a barrel roll?
 Totenkopf
05-30-2012, 4:37 AM
#3171
Probably about as much as a nickleback and a nicklebag.

Can we look later?
 Darth Avlectus
05-30-2012, 4:47 AM
#3172
Only if we can divide by zero.

Does time matter to Emperor Vitiate?
 Totenkopf
05-30-2012, 5:02 AM
#3173
Only if you're wasting his.

Do you want to be a rock'n roll star?
 Ferc Kast
05-30-2012, 3:09 PM
#3174
No, I don't want to be that.


Why do some people think Windows 8 will be another Vista?
 Alkonium
05-30-2012, 5:02 PM
#3175
Because it fits the pattern.

Would giving iPhones a freely accessible file system like Android phones be such a bad idea?
 Darth Avlectus
05-30-2012, 7:02 PM
#3176
Only if it becomes as messy or inconsistent as some androids with certain apps. Otherwise it seems .......okay.

Why did Danny tell you to go to hell?
 Totenkopf
05-30-2012, 10:49 PM
#3177
B/c he thought I was you.

Where in the hell is hell anyway?
 purifier
05-30-2012, 11:44 PM
#3178
Hell if I know.



If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?
 Darth Avlectus
05-31-2012, 3:39 AM
#3179
I'd be skeptical either way. Depends what I actually know of him.


If you're here, then who was on the phone?
 Ferc Kast
05-31-2012, 9:14 PM
#3180
My evil twin. :xp:


What happens when I divide the space-time continuum by 0?
 Alkonium
05-31-2012, 9:30 PM
#3181
Chuck Norris tries and fails to do all the things the internet thinks he can do.

Shouldn't Gotye be over his ex by now?
 Darth Avlectus
06-02-2012, 1:26 AM
#3182
Yes because animals that roll in the dirt need a friend.

Should I take advantage of the blowout sale going on at NCIX right now prior to E3, despite being close to the threshold of what I consider acceptable ratio of debt to carry on a card? (20%)
 Totenkopf
06-02-2012, 7:16 AM
#3183
Yes, debt is your friend, b/c you can never owe too much money (just ask your Uncle Sam).

Is Lloyd Christmas Santa's bastard stepchild?
 Alkonium
06-03-2012, 12:26 AM
#3184
Difficult to say. His name has no bearing on the situation.

Wouldn't that just mean that he was Mrs. Claus's bastard?
 Darth Avlectus
06-05-2012, 5:57 PM
#3185
No, I think he's someone else's bastard child.


Why is pranking someone (chuckles the cheat style) a bad idea?
 Alkonium
11-09-2012, 11:25 AM
#3186
Presumably because someone's going to get hurt.

Are British-made fire extinguishers inherently more flammable?
 Darth Avlectus
11-09-2012, 9:48 PM
#3187
That's a good question...I looked it up...Not from what I could tell. Neutral? :giveup:
(seriously props--and if you have any more brain twisters I could use the distraction from all the after voting political douchenozzlery)


Is "safe" sailing a surefire way to get where you're going? :devsmoke:
 Totenkopf
11-17-2012, 12:52 AM
#3188
Only when on land.

If I ask a stupid question, will I really get a stupid answer?
 Red Hessian
11-17-2012, 4:24 AM
#3189
Most of the time. In this case, you'll get another stupid question. :D

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
 Alkonium
11-25-2012, 10:01 AM
#3190
Call it symbolism.

What do Flammable and Inflammable mean the same thing?
 Darth Avlectus
11-29-2012, 6:48 PM
#3191
No because... un-ignited.
(F*** YOU SYNONYMS! Damn dictionary. :fist:)


If a transistor is bipolar, does that mean it's edgy?
 Alkonium
07-30-2013, 11:37 PM
#3192
I guess so.

Is it fair to expect Beliebers to do unspeakable things to Justin Bieber's corpse following his death?
 Totenkopf
07-31-2013, 3:17 AM
#3193
Depends on whether they're using Selena Gomez to do it.

If Miss RApier has rejected you, does that mean it was b/c you were a bipolar edgy transistor?
 Darth Avlectus
08-05-2013, 5:20 AM
#3194
Nah. Bipolars blow themselves out too easily. Layer Rapier prefers those with a cooler headed approach to life's problems.


According to the problem solving flowsheet, I have to ask: "Did you mess with it?"
 Totenkopf
08-10-2013, 10:06 PM
#3195
According to the problem causing flowsheet, I have to answer: "No, but your momma did."
 Darth Avlectus
08-11-2013, 12:24 AM
#3196
And You forgot to ask a stupid question so...
http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n584/dxplay2128/gif/beavis_and_butthead_gif_by_randomhero36587-d32ktvq.gif)

If we were talking about a wrestler modeled vaguely after a SW villain, what time would it be?
 Totenkopf
08-11-2013, 1:55 AM
#3197
Time to get rid of your blowup doll and get a real girlfriend.

What will DA do if someone forgets to ask another question?
 Alkonium
08-11-2013, 9:35 AM
#3198
Slap them, most likely.

Is it wrong to say I expect Justin Bieber to die young and stupid?
 Totenkopf
08-11-2013, 10:34 PM
#3199
Is the Pope Jewish? The dalai lama a muslim? Can you fart the pledge of allegiance out in the key of G?

What the hell is a matter w/this thread?
 Alkonium
08-12-2013, 2:11 AM
#3200
Nothing at all.

Is the Pope Jewish? The dalai lama a muslim? Can you fart the pledge of allegiance out in the key of G?


I'm going to say maybe on that last one.

When quitting a job you hate, how much of the building should you vandalize?
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