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Ulmont

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Posted in: XtaZe Big Skinpack
  Ulmont
08-23-2011, 2:29 AM
#2
Hmmm, your blood looks a little off. You might want to try using a multiply overlay with a brush set to 40% opacity/flow rate. ;) 'Loving the PII troopers and Delta squad. Great work! :D...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Ulmont
08-05-2011, 1:28 PM
#1880
Granted. You can no longer give consent, have a beer, watch decent movies on the internet, drive a car, or vote. You can still be drafted into the military, though... I wish I had at least eleven more wishes....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
10-12-2011, 12:28 AM
#3079
No, because then you would be Darth Captain Commando Avlectus III. And that would be too long. Is killing your friends socially unacceptable?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
10-04-2011, 7:11 PM
#3072
I don't plead, I tell! What's a little mental instability in a relationship?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
10-04-2011, 5:10 PM
#3070
A three-section chain-staff used by the tech-priests of the Imperium. Why is Space Marine pronounced SPEES MAHEEN?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
10-04-2011, 2:19 AM
#3068
I wouldn't know. Why is this topic so dead?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
09-17-2011, 2:09 AM
#3066
This bodes well, for only if the node's lost code be toad, shall the node overload. There are four word roots in the English Language that begin with 'dw'. What are they?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
09-16-2011, 4:48 PM
#3064
Yes, providing you could lure them inside. If node one reports node two is failing, and node two reports node three is failing, and node three reports node one is failing, should I give up and switch to Mac?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
09-16-2011, 2:49 PM
#3062
That's not a question, its a statement. Does the HK in HK-47's name stand for Heckler & Koch, or something else?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
09-15-2011, 10:28 PM
#3058
Depends on how deep your pocketbook is, and whether or not you're willing to submerge your computer in vegetable oil. Should he submerge his computer in vegetable oil to save money?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
09-10-2011, 11:41 PM
#3056
Great. Pigeons are winged rats, and the rest taste like crud. I just spent over $400 on textbooks, and will spend a lot more than that on four years of college. Would it be better in the long run to just drop out and go work at Best Buy?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
09-10-2011, 4:50 PM
#3053
Yes. Should the Holy Roman Empire be established in Pittsburgh?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
09-01-2011, 2:13 PM
#3051
N + 1, where 'n' is the number of characters in the right answer multiplied the IQ of the person who's asking. Should we bring it back, like Woodrow Wilson and top hats?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-23-2011, 2:39 AM
#3046
Yes. Side effects of answering your quasi-paradoxical question may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness and loss of appetite, insomnia, loss of hearing, dizziness, dryness of eyes, loss of vision, shortness of breath, back and neck pain, chest...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-22-2011, 2:56 PM
#3044
I'm afraid the answer to that question in ontological. Your wife and your lawyer are drowning and you have a choice to make: do you go to dinner or the movies?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-21-2011, 3:39 AM
#3042
That Microsoft's products, like the hundredth copy of a third generation duplication of a substandard bootleg are a little fuzzy, one might even say unstable? Yes, I'm afraid it is. Is it possible to be both astonished and not surprised at the same...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-19-2011, 1:50 AM
#3040
Why not? Is the phrase, "There's no such thing as a stupid question," a veiled jab about the intelligence of people who ask questions?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-16-2011, 1:22 PM
#3036
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Can I delegate the task of finding out to someone else?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-16-2011, 12:05 AM
#3034
Michal Jackson. Is it the real deal, or just blue paint?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-14-2011, 8:56 PM
#3031
Sure, if you'll look at these photographs of yours. Which one of them is the spy?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-09-2011, 12:11 AM
#3019
Somewhere between your cecum and your anal canal. If you kill a ghost, does it come back as a ghost of a ghost?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-06-2011, 8:37 PM
#3013
Depends on the axe. You ever wonder why we're here?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-03-2011, 1:39 AM
#3011
Then we'll use the same technology we've been using on them for decades. 'Scares the hell out of them. What would you do if you were attacked by a pole bearer mounted on a polar bear?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-02-2011, 11:18 PM
#3008
No, it wasn't. What is the worst place to take someone on the third date?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Ulmont
08-02-2011, 10:51 PM
#3006
Um... huh? I'm having trouble figuring that out! :eek: If nine out of ten small countries choose American Defense (or Crelm Toothpaste, with the miracle ingreediant - Fradulin), which country chose the knock-off and why?...  [Read More]