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 purifier
04-02-2011, 12:13 PM
#2951
Only if you threw some tupperware in their harem. They seem to clam down after that and go into a trance or something. Rush would be amazed. ;)






What if we were to introduce a big smelly Sasquatch into their harem, would they start messin' with Sasquatch? :ninja2:
 Darth Avlectus
04-05-2011, 5:39 PM
#2952
No, sasquatch would start messin' with them. :iceburn:

If it's a monster and you have a hold of a purple "toy" from GTA san andreas, what time will the spaghetti be ready for Luigi to F*** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv68_j3Njng)?)
 Totenkopf
04-05-2011, 8:18 PM
#2953
When you find Duke Nukem's Balls of Steel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAvt9_Uw2ms&feature=related)

How do Mario and Luigi like to f*** their spaghetti?
 Darth Avlectus
04-06-2011, 2:56 AM
#2954
Like a boss.

If sharp objects are for play and trashcans are for safety, blue is to a street as Butt-Head's mom is to which odd substance?
 purifier
04-29-2011, 11:49 PM
#2955
Well I'm gonna go with Assphalt on this one, otherwise I have no freakin' idea.







If someone actually knocked you into next week, would you see that ahead of time?
 Totenkopf
04-30-2011, 12:30 AM
#2956
Not unless you booked a return flight.

If Elizabeth II is the Queen of England, then what in the hell is Elton John?
 purifier
05-01-2011, 11:12 PM
#2957
He's the Liberace of Rock N Roll! :mm1







How in the hell do you get to the ends of the earth if there is no beginning?
 Alkonium
05-01-2011, 11:25 PM
#2958
By making a beginning.

If I did this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showpost.php?p=2776374&postcount=1470), where would the other gate end up?
 Darth Avlectus
05-29-2011, 3:18 PM
#2959
In the gigantic galactic garbage disposal.

If Beavis was your roommate, how would you know if there was anything good on TV without being in the same room?
 purifier
06-08-2011, 1:47 AM
#2960
Not a problem, watching Beavis would be all the entertainment I would need. A few practical jokes on him wouldn't be a bad idea either.







If I was to dig through the earth, to get to China, would I save myself a round trip?
 Alkonium
06-08-2011, 10:10 AM
#2961
No. You'd be dead.

Is it really that hard to figure out?
 Darth Avlectus
06-08-2011, 7:22 PM
#2962
No. I just get drunk, it walks on all fours and umm...yeah. :smirk2:

What does the sith emperor look like?
 Alkonium
07-04-2011, 7:58 AM
#2963
He wears a hooded cloak, nothing else matters.

How does eating birds keep Captain Planet from craving human flesh?
 .:Lord Revan:.
07-04-2011, 11:38 AM
#2964
Because birds taste good.

If you mate a pit bull with a ****su will you get a bullsh**.


(i may have asked that one already)
 Darth Avlectus
07-04-2011, 3:22 PM
#2965
According the Harry Dunn, yes. :p

Why does the monkey army hate both wealthy capitalists AND communists?
 Alkonium
07-04-2011, 5:23 PM
#2966
Because they're indiscriminate in who they hate.

PS: This is where my question came from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcW7ttZfZ8c)

Is this monkey army a serious threat?
 Darth Avlectus
07-06-2011, 3:37 AM
#2967
That has yet to be determined: the content of my YT channel (though in its seemingly endless state of writer's block) is supposed to have something on that. (I mean I started saying it and using it here on LF, I pretty much came up with it so...yeah)

Is anyone going to recruit a mando on TOR?
 Sabretooth
07-06-2011, 6:17 AM
#2968
Canderous Ordo is.

Is trepanning fun to perform?
 Darth Avlectus
07-07-2011, 4:00 PM
#2969
Depends on the purpose and the patient. :p

Where is the tourettes guy?
 Alkonium
07-13-2011, 6:10 PM
#2970
Wherever he shouldn't be.

Is it better to do the right thing for the wrong reasons, or the wrong thing for the right reasons?
 Totenkopf
07-13-2011, 9:17 PM
#2971
Neither. It's better to do the wrong thing for no reason. :devsmoke:

Is scaring the hell out of robots really a good thing to do?
 Darth Avlectus
07-14-2011, 3:27 AM
#2972
Neutral: I don't think it matters much at this point because they are not yet advanced enough to be able to react like that.

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat, and hid my keys?! (Hint: It's a reference to some guy named "Danny" who died in 2007 iirc)
 Trench
07-14-2011, 6:15 PM
#2973
I didn't get his name. Plausible deniability and all.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 Darth Avlectus
07-14-2011, 8:10 PM
#2974
Umm, snuggie because your dog needs to look like a douchebag too.

(BTW that was a Tourettes guy reference I made but I wager you probably wouldn't watch someone who has obvious mental disabilities and a tick that causes him to randomly blurt and scream stupid stuff--75% of which contain obscenities.)

Who's hating on the ninja turtles?
 Alkonium
07-22-2011, 8:09 AM
#2975
The usual haters.

Is a fire alarm on fire alarming enough to say it still technically works?
 purifier
07-22-2011, 12:18 PM
#2976
Yes, because it's really buzzing it's ass off by then.




How do you get any sleep, when people tell you to "sleep with one eye open"?
 Alkonium
07-23-2011, 11:23 PM
#2977
By not listening to them.

How well can you recharge batteries by microwaving them?
 purifier
07-24-2011, 12:00 AM
#2978
You mean before they explode? Well done, I suppose.





Why is Captain America a Captain, shouldn't he be a General instead?
 Darth Avlectus
07-24-2011, 7:53 PM
#2979
The same reason General Grievous was not called cyborg murderer.

Where did Beavis go?
 Totenkopf
07-24-2011, 8:34 PM
#2980
His butt headed off into space with an assist from Red Foreman.

Why did GTA go play in traffic, when instead he could have had fun in a town full of vice?
 Darth Avlectus
07-25-2011, 1:37 AM
#2981
Destroying vehicles of course.

Why is Totenkopf continuing to be so paranoid?
 Totenkopf
07-25-2011, 10:10 AM
#2982
U don't need to know. :xp:

Why is GTA so paranoid about paranoia?
 Darth Avlectus
07-25-2011, 3:47 PM
#2983
^^^Actually it's amusement. :p

Were you the one that stole over $500 with of $*** from tourettes guy's place?
 purifier
07-26-2011, 4:15 AM
#2984
I didn't know his $*** was worth over $500. He must crap out some really gold poopys.




Why is the #2 pencil so popular, whatever happened to #1 pencil?
 Darth Avlectus
07-26-2011, 4:31 AM
#2985
Just use a #22 pencil instead.


Are you this way by choice or should I blame your parents?
 Totenkopf
07-27-2011, 2:05 AM
#2986
I blame your parents.

Can M r. T really hack a night-elf mohawk into WoW?
 Alkonium
07-27-2011, 2:35 PM
#2987
Yes, but it would cause the server to burst into flames out of sheer awesomeness.

Is Dead the new Alive?
 purifier
07-27-2011, 3:29 PM
#2988
It is if your a Necromonger, they love the dead because as a Necromonger "you keep what you kill".





How does one really expect the unexpected without expecting it?
 Alkonium
07-28-2011, 6:23 PM
#2989
By expecting nothing, because nothing is really unexpected.

Is it true that hipsters can turn back death simply by claiming that dying is too mainstream?
 Darth Avlectus
07-29-2011, 6:56 AM
#2990
Indeterminate: Only the Grimm Reaper knows that one for sure. If along with that idea is a certain lifestyle and attitude of a youthful sort, one may allay the death watch ticking down but ultimately death is inevitable.

Would I make a good mandalorian?
 Alkonium
07-29-2011, 10:23 AM
#2991
No. With Mandalorians, everything is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

What exactly are the Avengers avenging?
 HockeyGoalie35
07-29-2011, 5:49 PM
#2992
Your Answer (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+the+avengers+avenging%3F)

What's the Justice League's jurisdiction?
 Totenkopf
07-29-2011, 10:51 PM
#2993
pointless answer (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=what's+the+Justice+League's+jurisdiction%3F)

When is a cigar merely a cigar?
 Alkonium
07-30-2011, 1:19 AM
#2994
Never.

Your Answer (http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=what+are+the+avengers+avenging%3F)

You'd be surprised at how little that helped.

How alarming is a fire alarm on fire?
 Darth Avlectus
08-01-2011, 5:21 PM
#2995
Depends on person and circumstances, some it would be frightening others, not so much.


What color is a silver rat?
 Alkonium
08-01-2011, 5:29 PM
#2996
Plaid.

When you really think about it, isn't everything natural?
 Totenkopf
08-01-2011, 6:15 PM
#2997
Instupidably.

Who's naturally natural?
 HockeyGoalie35
08-02-2011, 11:13 AM
#2998
Everyone

Who wins a poke war?
 Alkonium
08-02-2011, 11:15 AM
#2999
Poker players.

Who brings a spoon to a fork fight?
 Totenkopf
08-02-2011, 11:46 AM
#3000
Spork, naturally.

What would a world run by Beavis and Butthead look like?
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