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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Darth Avlectus
12-31-2011, 12:59 PM
#3101
I'm not sure but that sounds so awesome I'd be willing to try.

How in the hell do you kill a King Platnum Jewel on Dragon Quest IV's bonus content before it runs away? (No seriously, this has got to be the most infuriatingly frustrating monster to find in the first place let alone kill, and when it shows up it has 2 moves per turn, usually takes a cheap shot and runs away)
 Totenkopf
12-31-2011, 5:00 PM
#3102
^^Get the http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1505460421181&id=bbd64da3faff63fa2c76586dd251d307&url=http%3a%2f%2ffc07.deviantart.net%2ffs71%2ff%2f) 2010%2f102%2fc%2f2%2fHAAX_by_JakeTheGmodLover.jpg

Why's Red's foot still planted in your backside?
 Darth Avlectus
01-08-2012, 9:06 PM
#3103
It never was, that's only an illusion.

What happened to all those horny teenagers fapping to Saber's female avatars?
 Totenkopf
01-12-2012, 10:08 PM
#3104
Turns out "they" were Saber all along.

When are they gonna make Kotor 3?
 Alkonium
01-12-2012, 10:20 PM
#3105
Never. That ship's sailed already. Or sunk. Or both, somehow.

What happens when being a hipster is mainstream?
 Totenkopf
01-13-2012, 12:56 AM
#3106
You've entered the Twilight Zone.

Is Michelle Obama really a mad black woman or was that just Madea?
 Darth Avlectus
01-15-2012, 12:16 AM
#3107
I don't think it really matters one way or the other.


If Alk was Lillith, and Hal was Morrigan, what number is marvel vs capcom?
 Totenkopf
01-15-2012, 12:19 AM
#3108
WTF difference does it make. :dev8:

Is you is or is you ain't? (I think that's Shakespeare in ebonics).
 Darth Avlectus
01-15-2012, 12:25 AM
#3109
I like turtles. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y)

A drinking mixer set that resembles a chemistry set; am I thinking of a current thinkgeek product?
 Totenkopf
01-15-2012, 12:26 AM
#3110
Naw.....geeks don't think, they just spit out data as programmed.

What if you can't think of a stupid question?
 Darth Avlectus
01-15-2012, 12:29 AM
#3111
Then just ask a stupid question.

Which class in SWTOR is the bounciest?
 Totenkopf
01-15-2012, 12:33 AM
#3112
The one with the most juggs?!?

Should NJ be ejected from the US for giving us things like Jersey Shore and all the a**clowns that are featured in it?
 Darth Avlectus
01-15-2012, 12:41 AM
#3113
While I understand going Red Foreman on MTV and their asinine shows is a desirable activity, giving up land might not be a price we'd want to pay to do it...:indif:

I hear Tsunade is a grandma...Is it true "what grandma says, grandma does"? :devsmoke:
 Totenkopf
01-15-2012, 12:49 AM
#3114
Ever consider asking yours? :dev9:

If you had enough money, would you?
 Darth Avlectus
01-17-2012, 9:28 PM
#3115
I don't see why not...if I was adopted and Tsunade was my 'grandma'. :devsmoke:

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Where's mah motha ****in' money motha ****ah?!
 Totenkopf
01-18-2012, 1:34 AM
#3116
^^http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1524188393367&id=99825cca6abd2de01e4a02031271d9d1&url=http%3a%2f%2fdrkronner.files.wordpress.com%2f2) 011%2f06%2fred_forman_of_day_img01.jpg

What happens if Big Baby Sweets is mergerd with Butthead?
 Darth Avlectus
01-19-2012, 3:18 AM
#3117
It'd turn into a puddle considering their personalities are polar opposites except for the fact they are both arseholes.

Is the entire house of beavis teetering on the brink with butthead's oil fields under seige?
 Alkonium
01-20-2012, 5:09 PM
#3118
On brink of being burned down, by the looks of it.

Who would win in a fight between Anonymous and the United States Government?
 Darth Avlectus
01-20-2012, 10:12 PM
#3119
Hard to say, I should think it would be an endless war: The U.S. Government would be foolish to wage its war so overtly like hitler, and yet it has superior resources and weapons so the hackers of anon. will all become grease stains. I honestly couldn't say.

Who would win a fight between you and yourself?
 Totenkopf
01-20-2012, 10:30 PM
#3120
Probably eye.

Is it really possible to be more than happy when you're just being completely insincere?
 Darth Avlectus
01-20-2012, 10:36 PM
#3121
No, as I wouldn't imagine you'd find enough horses to make you happy in the first place. Then again this coming from the guy whose dog jumped up and got wedged inside the F***ing piano.

My dog is stuck in the piano, I need some help cuz I don't know S*** about this tuning--So I can't count on you people?
 Alkonium
02-12-2012, 1:29 AM
#3122
You're going to need a new piano.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 Isaac Clarke
02-12-2012, 9:52 AM
#3123
No I can to know about one that could the road in need can't of as do can men.

DAFAQ DIS SH*T?!
 Alkonium
02-12-2012, 1:38 PM
#3124
I have no idea.

Are Sop signs supposed to be poorly constructed?
 Totenkopf
02-12-2012, 5:07 PM
#3125
Only in the 7th ring of Hell.

Why is GL such an ass about all this SW revisionism?
 Alkonium
02-12-2012, 5:35 PM
#3126
He's trolling us.

Why don't more companies troll their fanbase?
 Darth Avlectus
02-13-2012, 2:28 AM
#3127
I don't know. People (in America at least--can't say the same for our northern neighbor cuz I'm not canadian) are complacent do-nothingers and the concept of voting with your dollars is apparently lost on them.

What kind of troll is GL?
 Isaac Clarke
02-13-2012, 10:20 AM
#3128
The one that lives under a bridge.

Why IS GL retiring?
 purifier
02-13-2012, 4:08 PM
#3129
Most people don't retire when they love what they're doing, even when they get into their late 60's. So either he hates it now or he's bull****ing the rest of us.





How is the "alarm clock going off" when it actually turns on?
 Alkonium
02-13-2012, 4:59 PM
#3130
Because due to quantum physics, the inner mechanics are simultaneously on and off, and to say it's going off is a wild guess at what'll happen.

On average, how many combustible lemons does it take to burn a house down?
 Darth Avlectus
02-13-2012, 5:04 PM
#3131
Theoretically just one. In the real world, it never quite works out that way, though.

What are Alk and Hallie planning to do to LDR tomorrow? Is Sabrez behind their plot? Is 90 SK just looking for a handfull? Is purifier looking to sabu somebody through a coffee table ECW syle? Should I get in on some of my own mischief?
 Isaac Clarke
02-13-2012, 5:07 PM
#3132
Quite frankly, IDK.

What country you from?
 Darth Avlectus
02-13-2012, 5:11 PM
#3133
Amurikah whur we speak propur inglush thar.

What makes Tommy from Good Fellas so damn funny?
 Istorian
02-13-2012, 5:26 PM
#3134
His short temper, and probably Joe Pesci portraying him.

What makes Morgan Freeman's voice so awesome?
 Darth Avlectus
02-13-2012, 5:30 PM
#3135
Because it is neutral yet paternal sounding.


What is the difference between oranges in blood and blood oranges?
 Totenkopf
02-13-2012, 11:54 PM
#3136
The flick of a switchblade.

Why's Jules giving your mom a footrub?
 Isaac Clarke
02-14-2012, 8:05 AM
#3137
Jules is giving your mom a footrub?

Why am I SO much better than all you Idiots?!
 Totenkopf
02-14-2012, 8:49 AM
#3138
Because you're delusional 7-24-563.

Why are you the stupid answer to a smart question?
 Darth Avlectus
02-15-2012, 11:39 PM
#3139
Cuz 'Vada' doesn't realize he's just as much of an idiot as the rest of us here. :p

Could Tommy Jordan hope to get at least a hit in on Chuck Norris?
 Isaac Clarke
02-16-2012, 8:34 AM
#3140
Not at all. 101Z (|-||_|(|< |\|0RR1S 4E\/4|-|!!!!111!!!

Query: Why are you all such meatbags?
 Darth Avlectus
02-16-2012, 5:47 PM
#3141
Because of your programming, to you that is how we all appear. We're in the foundry now. Your master is next.

Who gives a $*** about bigfoot?
 Totenkopf
02-17-2012, 4:20 AM
#3142
His proctologist, maybe?

What if Red Foreman kicked you and monkeys flew out your butt?
 Darth Avlectus
02-18-2012, 6:31 AM
#3143
Well, butt monkeys fly out of butts. Must have done a sideways heel kick to make me **** my pants while I was drunk and passed out. Cheap shot.

What if Lloyd inadvertently wrecked his taxi limo into your car and left the scene?
 Totenkopf
02-18-2012, 12:06 PM
#3144
He'd be doing it on a stretcher (either for an ambulance or hearse....makes no difference. :devsmoke: ).

What if Beavis and Butthead tried to sell combustible lemonaid?
 Darth Avlectus
02-18-2012, 2:06 PM
#3145
I wouldn't know that unless I was buying it in person.


What if Police Gorillas threw molotov cocktails at threads before I could call them? :devsmoke:
 Alkonium
02-26-2012, 12:12 PM
#3146
Regardless of what type of thread you mean, that scenario makes no sense.

Would it be pretentious for me to declare myself the Master of Bad Advice?
 Darth Avlectus
03-02-2012, 12:30 AM
#3147
Not necessarily.


Dammit, why can't you people let me make love in a dumpster without having to disturb me over something trivial?
 Alkonium
04-30-2012, 10:12 PM
#3148
Because you can't do it quietly.

Is calling Snooki a Feral Oompa Loompa a fair assessment?
 Darth Avlectus
04-30-2012, 11:22 PM
#3149
HELL NO! Oompas disowned her long ago...that might as well be an insult to Oompa Loompas everywhere! BTW I wouldn't say things like that in the presence of dwarves and other little people, you never know if they're around a corner behind counters and cabinets.


...Where's this somewheresville people keep referring to in Sim City...?
 Totenkopf
05-01-2012, 1:46 AM
#3150
Somewhere, naturally.

What if the world jacks you back?
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