I'm not sure but that sounds so awesome I'd be willing to try.
How in the hell do you kill a King Platnum Jewel on Dragon Quest IV's bonus content before it runs away? (No seriously, this has got to be the most infuriatingly frustrating monster to find in the first place let alone kill, and when it shows up it has 2 moves per turn, usually takes a cheap shot and runs away)
It never was, that's only an illusion.
What happened to all those horny teenagers fapping to Saber's female avatars?
Turns out "they" were Saber all along.
When are they gonna make Kotor 3?
Never. That ship's sailed already. Or sunk. Or both, somehow.
What happens when being a hipster is mainstream?
You've entered the Twilight Zone.
Is Michelle Obama really a mad black woman or was that just Madea?
I don't think it really matters one way or the other.
If Alk was Lillith, and Hal was Morrigan, what number is marvel vs capcom?
WTF difference does it make. :dev8:
Is you is or is you ain't? (I think that's Shakespeare in ebonics).
I like turtles. (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y)
A drinking mixer set that resembles a chemistry set; am I thinking of a current thinkgeek product?
Naw.....geeks don't think, they just spit out data as programmed.
What if you can't think of a stupid question?
Then just ask a stupid question.
Which class in SWTOR is the bounciest?
The one with the most juggs?!?
Should NJ be ejected from the US for giving us things like Jersey Shore and all the a**clowns that are featured in it?
While I understand going Red Foreman on MTV and their asinine shows is a desirable activity, giving up land might not be a price we'd want to pay to do it...:indif:
I hear Tsunade is a grandma...Is it true "what grandma says, grandma does"? :devsmoke:
Ever consider asking yours? :dev9:
If you had enough money, would you?
I don't see why not...if I was adopted and Tsunade was my 'grandma'. :devsmoke:
http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/339037-big_baby_sweets_large.jpg)
Where's mah motha ****in' money motha ****ah?!
It'd turn into a puddle considering their personalities are polar opposites except for the fact they are both arseholes.
Is the entire house of beavis teetering on the brink with butthead's oil fields under seige?
On brink of being burned down, by the looks of it.
Who would win in a fight between Anonymous and the United States Government?
Hard to say, I should think it would be an endless war: The U.S. Government would be foolish to wage its war so overtly like hitler, and yet it has superior resources and weapons so the hackers of anon. will all become grease stains. I honestly couldn't say.
Who would win a fight between you and yourself?
Probably eye.
Is it really possible to be more than happy when you're just being completely insincere?
No, as I wouldn't imagine you'd find enough horses to make you happy in the first place. Then again this coming from the guy whose dog jumped up and got wedged inside the F***ing piano.
My dog is stuck in the piano, I need some help cuz I don't know S*** about this tuning--So I can't count on you people?
You're going to need a new piano.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
No I can to know about one that could the road in need can't of as do can men.
DAFAQ DIS SH*T?!
I have no idea.
Are Sop signs supposed to be poorly constructed?
Only in the 7th ring of Hell.
Why is GL such an ass about all this SW revisionism?
He's trolling us.
Why don't more companies troll their fanbase?
I don't know. People (in America at least--can't say the same for our northern neighbor cuz I'm not canadian) are complacent do-nothingers and the concept of voting with your dollars is apparently lost on them.
What kind of troll is GL?
The one that lives under a bridge.
Why IS GL retiring?
Most people don't retire when they love what they're doing, even when they get into their late 60's. So either he hates it now or he's bull****ing the rest of us.
How is the "alarm clock going off" when it actually turns on?
Because due to quantum physics, the inner mechanics are simultaneously on and off, and to say it's going off is a wild guess at what'll happen.
On average, how many combustible lemons does it take to burn a house down?
Theoretically just one. In the real world, it never quite works out that way, though.
What are Alk and Hallie planning to do to LDR tomorrow? Is Sabrez behind their plot? Is 90 SK just looking for a handfull? Is purifier looking to sabu somebody through a coffee table ECW syle? Should I get in on some of my own mischief?
Quite frankly, IDK.
What country you from?
Amurikah whur we speak propur inglush thar.
What makes Tommy from Good Fellas so damn funny?
His short temper, and probably Joe Pesci portraying him.
What makes Morgan Freeman's voice so awesome?
Because it is neutral yet paternal sounding.
What is the difference between oranges in blood and blood oranges?
The flick of a switchblade.
Why's Jules giving your mom a footrub?
Jules is giving your mom a footrub?
Why am I SO much better than all you Idiots?!
Because you're delusional 7-24-563.
Why are you the stupid answer to a smart question?
Cuz 'Vada' doesn't realize he's just as much of an idiot as the rest of us here. :p
Could Tommy Jordan hope to get at least a hit in on Chuck Norris?
Not at all. 101Z (|-||_|(|< |\|0RR1S 4E\/4|-|!!!!111!!!
Query: Why are you all such meatbags?
Because of your programming, to you that is how we all appear. We're in the foundry now. Your master is next.
Who gives a $*** about bigfoot?
His proctologist, maybe?
What if Red Foreman kicked you and monkeys flew out your butt?
Well, butt monkeys fly out of butts. Must have done a sideways heel kick to make me **** my pants while I was drunk and passed out. Cheap shot.
What if Lloyd inadvertently wrecked his taxi limo into your car and left the scene?
He'd be doing it on a stretcher (either for an ambulance or hearse....makes no difference. :devsmoke: ).
What if Beavis and Butthead tried to sell combustible lemonaid?
I wouldn't know that unless I was buying it in person.
What if Police Gorillas threw molotov cocktails at threads before I could call them? :devsmoke:
Regardless of what type of thread you mean, that scenario makes no sense.
Would it be pretentious for me to declare myself the Master of Bad Advice?
Not necessarily.
Dammit, why can't you people let me make love in a dumpster without having to disturb me over something trivial?
Because you can't do it quietly.
Is calling Snooki a Feral Oompa Loompa a fair assessment?
HELL NO! Oompas disowned her long ago...that might as well be an insult to Oompa Loompas everywhere! BTW I wouldn't say things like that in the presence of dwarves and other little people, you never know if they're around a corner behind counters and cabinets.
...Where's this somewheresville people keep referring to in Sim City...?
Somewhere, naturally.
What if the world jacks you back?