N + 1, where 'n' is the number of characters in the right answer multiplied the IQ of the person who's asking.
Should we bring it back, like Woodrow Wilson and top hats?
Sure, whatever "it" is.
Would you rather play the Game of Thrones, or sit on the Throne of Games?
Yes.
Should the Holy Roman Empire be established in Pittsburgh?
Sure, why not?
Is it so wrong to get a big dick about it and jump up and down in joy when someone agrees to buy you some canp'n crunch serial?
No, Captain Crunch is great.
How good for the environment is eating live birds?
Great. Pigeons are winged rats, and the rest taste like crud.
I just spent over $400 on textbooks, and will spend a lot more than that on four years of college. Would it be better in the long run to just drop out and go work at Best Buy?
Wow, an answer I can give and be serious about. Well, personally my answer is yes and no: A degree doesn't necessarily assure you of anything yet you want to be sure what you are doing is "worth it". So it behooves you to make an effective choice. Working for someone else for awhile is fine until you realize nothing is going to be any different and you might have ambitions beyond that. SO, what I'd recommend is you get a small business degree to have something to show for college (and who buys overpriced textbooks from the college store anymore? Go to Barnes and Noble or Amazon-seriously), then go and start your own business and work for yourself. You might scoff at first but remember the whole reason you're doing any of this is not only to improve yourself but also so that you might live better than "just scraping by". Besides, you can do pretty much anything you want with your own business and a business degree and there is something to be said for being your own boss. Even if you don't run your own business, a business degree will increase your chances of doing well in whatever lineup you choose.
Should I buy an "overclocker's dream mobo"?
Depends on how deep your pocketbook is, and whether or not you're willing to submerge your computer in vegetable oil.
Should he submerge his computer in vegetable oil to save money?
I'm pretty sure that would just cost him a new computer.
Should you submerge yourself in vegetable oil to save money?
Sure, why not....if you want to pickle yourself.
A apple falls from a apple tree, it takes 3 seconds to hit deadcenter of my head. How fast are curse words coming out of my mouth? :swear:
Fast as you can shout them.
I thought people submerged their computers in mineral oil (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtufuXLvOok) due to its dielectric properties?
(BTW the getup I'm looking at doesn't require this.)
That's not a question, its a statement.
Does the HK in HK-47's name stand for Heckler & Koch, or something else?
No, it stands for Hunter-Killer.
Would a planet-sized microwave oven work as a means to defeat the Reapers?
Yes, providing you could lure them inside.
If node one reports node two is failing, and node two reports node three is failing, and node three reports node one is failing, should I give up and switch to Mac?
Node...I mean no. You should reprimand node 1, 2, and 3 for being tattletales; threaten them with deletion. :carms:
What happens if your node lost it's code, does it overload?
This bodes well, for only if the node's lost code be toad, shall the node overload.
There are four word roots in the English Language that begin with 'dw'. What are they?
Dwarf, dwell, dwine, dwindle.
How fun to play is the Game of Thrones?
I wouldn't know.
Why is this topic so dead?
Because someone killed it with Chainsaw Spear Gunchuks.
What exactly are Chainsaw Spear Gunchuks?
A three-section chain-staff used by the tech-priests of the Imperium.
Why is Space Marine pronounced SPEES MAHEEN?
Because a combination of the Neuroglottis and Betcher's Gland implants cause the tongue to swell, making normal, coherent speech impossible.
How do you plead?
I don't plead, I tell!
What's a little mental instability in a relationship?
A huge headache. The perfect excuse for the woman to try to ruin the man's life when she gets done with him. As a surrogate uncle to their kids, I watched a 7 1/2 year relationship between 2 people who first were each friends of mine separately. He was a little on the nutcase side with lots of social problems and reality issues, and I find after the whole thing fell apart that she wasn't exactly a prize on a deeper level. She had a lot of skeletons in her closet. Without saying so much details, after 8-9 years of supposedly knowing me, she didn't even trust me. After some simple questions for clarification of reasons why she left, she doesn't even reply to anything except hi. Won't even let ME talk to the kids. "Isn't sure she can trust me", or any of her friends from this town, and cut us all off. I am left with the impression she's keeping me at the end of a 10 ft. pole. We're all like "wtf?" about her. The dude on the other hand is torn about his kids, but seems to be faring well enough and has nothing to hide. I feel sorry for the kids. OK, had to get that off my chest... enough seriousness.
WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS?!?
Tourettes guy took them up to your room, where he's going to $*%# out your window.
Will Beavis ever grow up and get a job?
Probably not.
Is EA's Origin service conclusive evidence that the people in charge of EA worship the Ori?
THE LAST TIME I GAVE A $#*% I GOT F%*#ED! *opens beer can, blows up and spill everywhere* OHHH $#*%! OHH F%*#!
(@1:53)Whadya mean a BIRD?!? (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3ctaWuzyY)
It's a bird.
How redundant is the phrase "hipster doofus"?
From my point of view, not very as it is a rather accurate description of the fashinoable-yet-brainless youth of our generation.
Wouldn't it be awesome if I were Captain Commando?
No, because then you would be Darth Captain Commando Avlectus III. And that would be too long.
Is killing your friends socially unacceptable?
In all situations I would think so, but if I am mistaken on some obscure cultural level I'm sure someone will let me know.
Is it safe to throw large capacitors in a drawer un-shorted, then years later open the drawer and pick them up by the leads simply assuming in the meantime that they won't internally recharge themselves with residual energy?
I don't know. :giveup:
Is there a shocking answer to that question?
Probably.
Is the answer to this question "No"?
Correct, it can be lethal to store caps without shorting their leads together.
Is it a bad idea to label yourself .........with a label maker?
Not if you suffer from CRS (can't remember S**T) or alzheimer's, then it's probably a good idea or at least helpful.
How does the beginning of the end become the beginning, why not the end of the beginning?
When IPMs reach greater than 20% of total price for things bought on eBay.
(IPM=Increased Profit Margins i.e. short sell, or give a good deal on an item only to later calculate a ridiculous pricetag for shipping and handling once you have bough/won said item, or adding on any number of other, IMO unjustified, fees)
When are you going to take that garbage out of your shower?
Why? Do you want it to put it in yours? You know I gotta charge you top price for it, if so.
(Well...I could sell it to you cheap, I guess, but this is premo garbage we're talking about here, dude! Come on! :raise: I'm tellin' ya, the flies and garbage man are envious.)
Why don't you just make your own garbage for your shower?
Oh I don't have any garbage in my shower because it's possessed. That's why I'm using yours. I don't have the necessary equipment to kill lord Nimzo (
http://dragonquest.wikia.com/wiki/Mirudraas). So I'm waiting for the hero I hired to kill him. In the meantime...
I pay rent and clean up, so would it hurt to have clean (garbage free) shower for the guests?
Probably not. It would probably turn into a big crap sandwhich when you add the jello anyway.
If everything is coming your way, does that mean your in the wrong lane?
No it just means you're getting too much attention.
If you were as good looking as me would you get all the girls?
Maybe. If you had them, I'd steal the ladies away from ya.
[Napa voice from DBZ abridged] Hey Vegeta, Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? [/Napa DBZ abridged voice]
To the moon, Napa, to the moon!
Know what I mean, Vern?
Daaaaamn straight Vern!
What'chu you talkin' about Vern? :raise:
I could tell ya, but then someone would have to kill ya.
Are you ready for her close-up yet, Mr. Demille?
Umm, Demille has been dead for...like over 50 years now. (I guess immortality is a title?)
What recurring character from Mega Man X is widely considered a spinoff of Boba Fett and even makes a terminator reference?
I have no idea.
If a character in a movie or TV show is played by Sean Bean, can his death really be considered a spoiler?
What's a spoiler?
Why was the answer to DA's question so Vile?
Because this
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/Vile%20Boba%20Fett.jpg)
What is it about new years that just makes it no fun anymore?
The realisation that New Year's Resolutions are never fulfilled, and are therefore meaningless.
How would I go about acquiring an Arsonist's Licence?
Umm, there's a license for that?
Beavis:Heheheh-heh-heheh, yeeea FFFFFFFIRE! FIRE FIRE FIRE! FIIIIRRRRREEE! Meh-heh. Heheh-heh. That would be pretty cool!
Why is that little white dog flattened to the ass of my neighbor, you know the obese old hag putting up missing dog flyers everywhere?
B/c it got in the way when Red tried to boot her in the ass.
What do you get if you mix a little bit of Frankenstein w/Tesla and Vlad Dracula?