No.
What is the Ultimate Qyestion if the answer is 42?
There isn't an Ultimate Qyestion. Ultimate Question, maybe.
If you sit down on someone else's commode, will a big, brown African spider cause you instant death by biting your butt?
Yes, though it could also happen in your own commode.
How intelligent does wibbly-wobbly timey wimey sound?
About as intelligent as the word "noob" uttered when you kill someone in multiplayer and they get mad about it.
Is Luke gay, or just a little bi-curious?
The second one.
Is there any sign of him?
No and there never will be
Will the Earth explode into a magnificent fireball by next Christmas?
Probably not.
What is the ultimate question?
the one with the ultimate answer.
What is the ultimate answer?
(and please, don't say the one that is so obvious.)
42. I had to.
Am I being paranoid/overly cautious when I constantly look at statues, thinking they might be Weeping Angels?
Yes, and you might want to try reading a book now and then.
Why is popular fiction these days such crap?
Because people's standards are low.
How hard do I have to hit my computer with a wrench for it upgrade itself?
Til you get a red screen of actual death
When you look at a mirror, how can you be sure cops arent on the other side?
mtfbwya
There's a wall on the other side and the mirror's only 5cm thick.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was a man like me?
Betsy, with that hair, you hardly look like a man :xp:
When pet collar devices enabling me to converse with my pussycats are invented, What would their first words be?
mtfbwya
"Feed me"
How bad does the statement "Be adequate" sound?
Not as bad as "dont be inadequate"
Is it unfair that buxom women get all the large bras?
mtfbwya
Don't they have large breasts, and thus, necessitate large bras?
How much sense does lightning flavoured deodorant make?
Peanut butter pancake milk. About as much.
Who invented beer?
the beer fairy
why am i so tired?
Because you just came off of a 10 day meth-fueled gaming marathon.
Why is my computer such a dust magnet?
because its old
What is the meaning of life?
Because you just came off of a 10 day meth-fueled gaming marathon.
awesome
It varies from person to person.
What's the meaning of your life?
The meaning of "your life" is defined as the life belonging to any specific person to whom "your" is directed.
What is an Antlion?
About as meaningless as a phrase not meaning to be without meaning
In 10,000 AD, will cats be able to converse in Cat Latin?(as opposed to pig latin)
mtfbwya
Yes, and Cat Latin will become the language of the intelligentsia promptly thereafter.
What is the 29th last number in the Fibonacci sequence?
29.
Why are these questions so easy?:D
Because they're stupid questions.
Is drinking paint really a great way to get high, or did I just make that up to test the stupidity of WoW players?
The idea of drinking paint was definately made to test their stupidity, but wait..don't you play WoW:D
Why do people like beer so much, is it the fact that they begin to loose control?
Maybe. I prefer Rum and Coke myself, though.
What exactly draws idiots to WoW? And don't make any comments about me playing, I quit for good a long time ago.
The fact that they can waste money monthly and have nothing whatsoever to show for it. It also makes the Runescape fanatics do something in their pants...
Why is hacking MMO games that you paid for illegal?
Hacking softwarez is not illegal if you do it with an axe
Why do lumberjacks not play MMOs?
mtfbwya
BECAUSE LUMBERJACKS DON'T LIKE MMO's!!! Gosh! :D
Why do Viking's like axes?
Because Vikings dont like MMOs! Simple ;)
How many rabbits would fit into a horse of healthy size and weight?
mtfbwya
No idea, but I'm very temped to find out now.
Would you be scared of a child wearing a gas mask asking "Are you my mummy?"
Depends on if there is actually poisonous gas around and if I don't have a mask of my own.
What is it that attracts idiots to LotRO?
Nothing. They're all sticking to WoW.
Would you believe me if I warned you about the Weeping Angels?
Depends on what the warning was. If you said they were weeping I'd probably believe you.
Can you measure peer pressure in Pascals?
No.
How much bleach can you drink and survive?
Not as as much as you need to bleach granny's whiskers
How many eons did it take bunnies to develop buck teeth?
mtfbwya
Less then one
Do ghosts exist?
Only if they are in "the machine"
Where does Zeus go to get his beard trimmed?
mtfbwya
The same place he gets his armpits waxed.
Why are moobs?
Obesity.
What are the odds of Apple creating a real-world version of the Cybermen called iHuman?
About the same odds that Microsoft creates a foot oitnment called Windows Blista
Why havent The Mythbusters tested camel spit as a source of rocket fuel, as per the well known myth: "Camel Spit Rocket Fuel"?
mtfbwya
They did, it wasn't T.V. worthy because everyone knows that it works.
Is this thread addictive like a rug or a drug?
Ibuprofen.
Who decided to name a drug that?
Doctors.
What would happen if you ODed on it.
Your hair would go all swoopy and 80s
Is it worth designing a hat that doubles as a sewer?
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