I would say yes, that last one might be copyright infringement.
Why would anyone go to a "vegetarian" restaurant if they open up a dish with a human saying "Albatross" inside?
Wrong idea of what the word "vegetarian" means.
Can they still get you if they can't see you?
It depends on who "they" is/are.
Is having a fascination with medieval weapons bad?
Yes
Is writing a 3-page essay fun?
Only when your typewriter's broken.
How come no one likes TFU?
Because aside from the physics, the Jedi knight games are better for being a Jedi.
Does coffee bleed?
No, but parsnips do.
How come all men are jerks and all women are idiots?
Because men think with a part of their anatomy and women go with their instincts (i.o.w. don't think at all).
Was the Superball really invented for entertainment?
Do you have a uncle in Boduoka?
Can grass kill you?
Anything can kill you.
If I tell you I am lying, am I lying or am I telling you the truth?
You make an untruth rather than a truth or a lie. We must take you to Room 101 and fix the way you think.
Does Lance Armstrong have it made?
Made badly.
Is time just a linear cause and effect thing or is it a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff?
DUCK!
Can flies carry jmac desease?
Absolutely.
What time is it>?
The time is now.
Is now ever not the time, and thus not now?
Yes. As you tell the time, the present becomes the past. Therefore, time doesn't exist.
Why does everyone love food?
Because without it, we would starve to death.
How am I going to stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
SPAM, it's your friend.
Can one get high off a crayon?
Probably.
Red the port light, starboard the green, how will she know of the devils I've seen?
Tell her about it...
Can you give me an answer?
Depends on the question.
Can't you hear it, can't you hear that thunder?
Yes, it's storming where I am right now.
Am I ever going to use Calculus after I leave school?
You never know.
Will anyone get the references I make to songs?
Stop asking questions, you better run, you better take cover!
Happy nao?
Sure, why not.
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me, by the merciless eyes of deceit?
No, because I don't get the reference.
Are murders always crimes?
Typically yes, but kills aren't always murders.
Are my theories on time travel too confusing?
Oh, yes, definitely.
Do you travel through time, or does time travel through you?
Depends on whether you pass through a tacion field or kronaton particles, and whether your inertial dampers and plasma injectors are online.
Why does this thread exist?
Because some of us have a little bit too much time on our hands.
If you build it, will he come?
Yes.
How insane would I have to be to come up with the idea of playing chess and having sex at the same time?
Not crazy at all. Chess, like chocolate, is an aphrodisiac.
How long will it take me to reach lv 80?
It depends what level you are now.
What is the difference between Redneck and Southern?
Rednecks aren't limited to one region.
Did Sun Tzu really invent fighting?
No, he was a plagiarist.
If Hitler told you he changed and that he wants you back, would you accept him?
No, I don't go for corpses.
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
Nope.
Is technology overrated?
No, unless you'd enjoy reducing yourself to a hairless ape, unfit to survive in the wild.
Does "Unable to create device manager instance." qualify as a question?
No.
Is DOS better than Windows?
No.
Would it be a good idea to forgo learning people's names, and instead call everyone "meatbag"?
Yes and no; you'd be complimenting everybody and insulting everybody; ie, "Meatbag is an idiot." The world's pissed.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Fwoosh.
If someone says "I am lying" are they lying or are they telling the truth?
Neither; they're merely attempting to enter a coma.
Why isn't Aardwolf more popular?
Because no one has heard of it.
Why is the internet so full of idiots.
Because the world is so full of idiots.
Why is Dungeons and Dragons so popular?
Because roleplaying is.
Why did they dumb down alignment in 4th edition?
Because the idiots at WotC never read any good books (i.e. any books where the BBEG isn't all about rape and murder).
Why would I want to play DnD 4.0's MMO-wannabe gameplay when I already play WoW and want to experience something different in my tabletop gaming?
You wouldn't. You'd much rather play 3.5e.
What are the odds of WotC restoring the proper alignment system (Good-Evil, Law-Chaos)?
Just about nil. I hope you like homebrewed 3.5e.
Can you be a has been if you never were?