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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Bokken
11-04-2008, 10:37 PM
#1601
I would say yes, that last one might be copyright infringement.

Why would anyone go to a "vegetarian" restaurant if they open up a dish with a human saying "Albatross" inside?
 Alkonium
11-04-2008, 10:46 PM
#1602
Wrong idea of what the word "vegetarian" means.

Can they still get you if they can't see you?
 Bokken
11-07-2008, 1:30 AM
#1603
It depends on who "they" is/are.

Is having a fascination with medieval weapons bad?
 Rev7
11-07-2008, 1:32 AM
#1604
Yes

Is writing a 3-page essay fun?
 Endorenna
11-07-2008, 2:50 AM
#1605
Only when your typewriter's broken.

How come no one likes TFU?
 Alkonium
11-07-2008, 9:29 AM
#1606
Because aside from the physics, the Jedi knight games are better for being a Jedi.

Does coffee bleed?
 Endorenna
11-07-2008, 11:00 AM
#1607
No, but parsnips do.

How come all men are jerks and all women are idiots?
 Bokken
11-07-2008, 11:47 AM
#1608
Because men think with a part of their anatomy and women go with their instincts (i.o.w. don't think at all).

Was the Superball really invented for entertainment?
 LordOfTheFish
11-07-2008, 1:06 PM
#1609
Do you have a uncle in Boduoka?

Can grass kill you?
 Alkonium
11-07-2008, 4:20 PM
#1610
Anything can kill you.

If I tell you I am lying, am I lying or am I telling you the truth?
 Bokken
11-07-2008, 5:43 PM
#1611
You make an untruth rather than a truth or a lie. We must take you to Room 101 and fix the way you think.

Does Lance Armstrong have it made?
 Alkonium
11-07-2008, 5:57 PM
#1612
Made badly.

Is time just a linear cause and effect thing or is it a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff?
 LordOfTheFish
11-11-2008, 8:15 PM
#1613
DUCK!

Can flies carry jmac desease?
 Rev7
11-11-2008, 8:30 PM
#1614
Absolutely.

What time is it>?
 Alkonium
11-11-2008, 10:18 PM
#1615
The time is now.

Is now ever not the time, and thus not now?
 Bokken
11-11-2008, 10:45 PM
#1616
Yes. As you tell the time, the present becomes the past. Therefore, time doesn't exist.

Why does everyone love food?
 Alkonium
11-11-2008, 10:49 PM
#1617
Because without it, we would starve to death.

How am I going to stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
 LordOfTheFish
11-14-2008, 5:25 PM
#1618
SPAM, it's your friend.

Can one get high off a crayon?
 Alkonium
11-14-2008, 9:51 PM
#1619
Probably.

Red the port light, starboard the green, how will she know of the devils I've seen?
 M@RS
11-14-2008, 10:41 PM
#1620
Tell her about it...

Can you give me an answer?
 Alkonium
11-15-2008, 12:04 AM
#1621
Depends on the question.

Can't you hear it, can't you hear that thunder?
 Bokken
11-15-2008, 12:20 AM
#1622
Yes, it's storming where I am right now.

Am I ever going to use Calculus after I leave school?
 Alkonium
11-15-2008, 12:35 AM
#1623
You never know.

Will anyone get the references I make to songs?
 Hallucination
11-15-2008, 2:33 AM
#1624
Stop asking questions, you better run, you better take cover!

Happy nao?
 Alkonium
11-15-2008, 9:13 AM
#1625
Sure, why not.

When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me, by the merciless eyes of deceit?
 Bokken
11-15-2008, 12:58 PM
#1626
No, because I don't get the reference.

Are murders always crimes?
 Alkonium
11-16-2008, 9:04 AM
#1627
Typically yes, but kills aren't always murders.

Are my theories on time travel too confusing?
 Serpentine Cougar
11-16-2008, 9:36 AM
#1628
Oh, yes, definitely.

Do you travel through time, or does time travel through you?
 Endorenna
11-16-2008, 12:46 PM
#1629
Depends on whether you pass through a tacion field or kronaton particles, and whether your inertial dampers and plasma injectors are online.

Why does this thread exist?
 Bokken
11-16-2008, 6:47 PM
#1630
Because some of us have a little bit too much time on our hands.

If you build it, will he come?
 Alkonium
11-16-2008, 7:34 PM
#1631
Yes.

How insane would I have to be to come up with the idea of playing chess and having sex at the same time?
 Ztalker
11-18-2008, 11:50 AM
#1632
Not crazy at all. Chess, like chocolate, is an aphrodisiac.

How long will it take me to reach lv 80?
 Bokken
11-18-2008, 12:13 PM
#1633
It depends what level you are now.

What is the difference between Redneck and Southern?
 Alkonium
11-18-2008, 4:47 PM
#1634
Rednecks aren't limited to one region.

Did Sun Tzu really invent fighting?
 Hallucination
11-19-2008, 10:13 PM
#1635
No, he was a plagiarist.

If Hitler told you he changed and that he wants you back, would you accept him?
 Alkonium
11-20-2008, 12:06 AM
#1636
No, I don't go for corpses.

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
 Hallucination
11-20-2008, 1:58 AM
#1637
Yep!

Pretty awesome, eh?
 Bokken
11-20-2008, 11:52 AM
#1638
Nope.

Is technology overrated?
 Alkonium
11-20-2008, 4:17 PM
#1639
No, unless you'd enjoy reducing yourself to a hairless ape, unfit to survive in the wild.

Does "Unable to create device manager instance." qualify as a question?
 ForeverNight
01-04-2009, 1:17 PM
#1640
No.

Is DOS better than Windows?
 Alkonium
01-04-2009, 1:40 PM
#1641
No.

Would it be a good idea to forgo learning people's names, and instead call everyone "meatbag"?
 Bokken
01-04-2009, 7:21 PM
#1642
Yes and no; you'd be complimenting everybody and insulting everybody; ie, "Meatbag is an idiot." The world's pissed.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
 Alkonium
01-04-2009, 11:14 PM
#1643
Fwoosh.

If someone says "I am lying" are they lying or are they telling the truth?
 Bokken
01-05-2009, 5:47 PM
#1644
Neither; they're merely attempting to enter a coma.

Why isn't Aardwolf more popular?
 Alkonium
01-05-2009, 6:01 PM
#1645
Because no one has heard of it.

Why is the internet so full of idiots.
 Bokken
01-06-2009, 5:45 PM
#1646
Because the world is so full of idiots.

Why is Dungeons and Dragons so popular?
 Alkonium
01-06-2009, 7:24 PM
#1647
Because roleplaying is.

Why did they dumb down alignment in 4th edition?
 Hallucination
01-07-2009, 1:19 AM
#1648
Because the idiots at WotC never read any good books (i.e. any books where the BBEG isn't all about rape and murder).

Why would I want to play DnD 4.0's MMO-wannabe gameplay when I already play WoW and want to experience something different in my tabletop gaming?
 Alkonium
01-07-2009, 1:24 AM
#1649
You wouldn't. You'd much rather play 3.5e.

What are the odds of WotC restoring the proper alignment system (Good-Evil, Law-Chaos)?
 Hallucination
01-07-2009, 1:50 AM
#1650
Just about nil. I hope you like homebrewed 3.5e.

Can you be a has been if you never were?
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