Deepends on what ctrl-t does, ctrl-f is search, right?
What is the worst band you can think of off the top of your head?
Tokyo Hotel (with the hemaphrodite frontman/women). I HATE that commercial 'nonsense' music! :(
Anwyays, what's the best 'knock-knock' you've ever heared?
One when they expect me to open the door for them.
Oh no! Somebody took our Nesquik cereal, what are we gonna do???
There's a Nesquik cereal?
Awnser and question.
Lower row, left one
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Wait...that's not a stupid answer! :(
Question: If you lose weight from swimming, why's Free Willy so fat?
He's Free Willy for short (originally Freeloading Willy).
Where do I find the Yellow Brick Road?
Next to the Red Brick road.
Where do I find the Wizard of Oz?
In Queensland, I think.
What virtue are you lacking (ie why do you want to see the wizard)?
I want to see the Wizard because I lack courage and bravery.
Why would I need courage and bravery?
To save the princess.
Why would you want to save the princess when you could take her and ransom her back to the king?
Because it would be the right thing to do.
Are you tired?
Naw, the keyboard imprint on my face isn't that strong yet.
Why do people believe in gravity, after all it is just a theory?
Because it is a constant pull!
Why?
Because I'm not Eminem.
Why wasn't Yoda a rapper?
Rap didn't yet exist in his corner of the galaxy.
Who's watching your back?
The eyes in the back of my head.
How do you define insanity?
President Obama.
Where have all the good times gone?
They're behind 'The Anarchist Cookbook' , second shelf to your right.
What's Homer Simpsons favorite song?
"I am smart, s.m.r.t ; I know my ABD's and 1+1 is 3!"
Am I on the internet???
No, you're on 21st and Main.
Does the FSM (flying spaghetti monster) adorn himself in alfredo or tomato sauce?
Both!
Who was Anakin's best friend?
A little Ewok named Fuzzy Lumpkins...although mighty Jedi Master Sirron Kcuhc is possible as well...
If 42 is the answer to everything, what the question acompanying it?
What is the capital of the Yukon Territories?
Why am I here, anyways??
I don't know!
What am I fighting for?!?
Me, soldier!
Then why aren't you shooting?
I need more ammo.
Where did all the dragons go?
The good men rode them out of here.
Do you like me?
[ ]Y [ ]N
[/]Y [ ]N
^
As a friend. :)
What is my grade in History class?
Describes a noun.
Why do I have an F- in History class?!
Because, as a teacher, I won't lie: You suck at it :xp:
If they called Chewbacca a walking carpet, what was Boba Fett's nickname?
Just plain creepy.
What's YOUR nickname???
The Reeeeeeeeeeeetard.
Yours?
'Spooner' and 'Moose'
What's Megatron's political platform?
Global domination.
What will Prime do to stop him/it?
Slap him in the face like the big baby he is.
Who's the man?
You are IF you can get me 100 Billion dollars ($US, fake money doesn't count).
What planet do youl live on anyway?
On your planet.
Is my ipod really an ipod?
No, it's an eye-spider. Kill it.
What comes from experience?
I believe it goes Squirtle-->Experience-->Blastoise.
What kills 1d6 investigators per turn?
a nuke
whats the meaning of cheese
To be served together with a carrot by a horse named Eddie.
If there is an Indiana Jones, is there an Azteki Smith as well?
If by 'Azteki' your mean 'Agent,' then yes, there is one. And he's coming to get you. Right nao.
If up is down and down is up is pi 3.1415etc?
Only if Fallout 3 has not been released yet.
If Mount Everest blew up, would anybody notice?
Only if they weren't already dead.
When is KOTOR 3 coming out?
Only God knows.
What am I to do?
I'm sure you'll think of something.
When is "too late" not soon enough?
Never.
Will I make it to All League?
No, because All League will explode tomorrow.
How does the shoggoth stay on my pointed roof?