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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Hallucination
03-08-2008, 5:17 PM
#1101
Where the roflcopter is going.

What is the molar mass of lovetanium?
 DeadYorick
03-08-2008, 11:09 PM
#1102
Sex

What is a Roflcopter?
 Totenkopf
03-09-2008, 6:46 AM
#1103
Hal's other car.

What is the square root of greed?
 Sabretooth
03-09-2008, 9:40 AM
#1104
Want.

Was Moses high on LSD when he "talked to God" on Mount Sinai?
 Serpentine Cougar
03-09-2008, 10:25 AM
#1105
No, he was high in Altitude ;P

What would happen if you mixed an Xbox 360 and a tomato?







(This thread makes me laugh so hard...)
 Marius Fett
03-09-2008, 10:32 AM
#1106
You'd get a big mess.

What do you do when you go home and find Darth Sion sitting in your kitchen?
 Serpentine Cougar
03-09-2008, 10:48 AM
#1107
Scream like a madman (or woman) and leap out the window - and hope he didn't notice.

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
 Hallucination
03-09-2008, 2:41 PM
#1108
To get to the other side...


the dark side.

If you have an apple of your eye and an orange of your eye, which would you spend more time with, given that they are incomparable?
 DeadYorick
03-09-2008, 7:31 PM
#1109
I like apples more then oranges

Macs or PCS
 Totenkopf
03-10-2008, 2:21 AM
#1110
Macs for higher end functions, but PCs more versatile given their dominance in the market.

Can you say f*** too many times or in too many different ways?
 DeadYorick
03-10-2008, 2:41 AM
#1111
no. Since f*** is the greatest insult you can give no one can ever contradict it in a good way

Would you watch the Max Payne movie?
 topshot
03-10-2008, 10:53 AM
#1112
No.

Who likes PIE???????
 Ferc Kast
03-10-2008, 12:30 PM
#1113
A: Only when it's multiplied by r squared.

Q: What is the meaning of life?
 Totenkopf
03-10-2008, 6:26 PM
#1114
That there is no meaning, it just *is*.

Why are you gonna grow up?
 Hallucination
03-10-2008, 7:54 PM
#1115
Because the gene has been in my family for generations

Do you throw throw pillows?
 DeadYorick
03-10-2008, 11:11 PM
#1116
Yes I like throw pillows. They really brighten up a room

What is the area of a circle?
 Ferc Kast
03-10-2008, 11:24 PM
#1117
A: It is Pi (~3.14) multiplied by the radius squared.

Q: Who would win: Jack Sparrow or Anakin Skywalker?
 Sabretooth
03-11-2008, 12:05 AM
#1118
Sparrows and Sky walkers? What is this world coming to?

Would it still be And you thought I wasn't watching.... --Jae
 DeadYorick
03-11-2008, 12:25 AM
#1119
Was there really an Adam and Eve?
 Totenkopf
03-11-2008, 12:27 AM
#1120
Is screwing yourself even considered gay?

If wrong is right, then what is right?
 DeadYorick
03-11-2008, 2:48 AM
#1121
Its the opposite of left

Is there a god?
 Ghost Down
03-13-2008, 10:44 AM
#1122
God is a purple hippo with wings!

ATI or Nvidia? :xp:
 Jae Onasi
03-13-2008, 11:19 AM
#1123
Question: What happens if you all keep discussing profanity or obscenities?
Answer: The thread gets closed.

Keep it clean everyone.
 DeadYorick
03-13-2008, 11:54 AM
#1124
Nvidia

Vannila or Chocolate?
 Ghost Down
03-13-2008, 12:08 PM
#1125
Strawberry :xp:

Kain or Raziel?
 DeadYorick
03-13-2008, 7:44 PM
#1126
Raziel. He owns Kain

Venus or Mars?
 Sabretooth
03-13-2008, 11:04 PM
#1127
Venus, because Mars is overrated.

Did this thread get merged with that '^, >, v' thread?
 DeadYorick
03-15-2008, 11:02 PM
#1128
Quite possibly

Would you rather be a Mod, User or an Admin?
 Hallucination
03-16-2008, 1:19 AM
#1129
Admin, more power than a mod but the ability to look like I have no responsibility. :P

One robot slave or two robot enemies who have epic speeches?
 Rev7
03-16-2008, 2:04 AM
#1130
What the heck I will say the the two robot enimies, mainly because slavery is unconstitutional in the United States.

What color is my shirt?
 Sabretooth
03-16-2008, 6:16 AM
#1131
And you thought I wasn't watching.... --Jae
No really, it wasn't that bad - sounds like average PG-13 material, Jae.

Using the logic given by the legendary Herman Toothrot of Monkey Island, I must say the colour is "All colours"!

Would it be advisable to take the Nautilus into the Bermuda Triangle?
 Serpentine Cougar
03-16-2008, 11:17 AM
#1132
Oh yes; totally. Absolutely and indefinately. Wait, what was the question?

What does HD stand for? (Are you sure it doesn't stand for Hot-Diggity?)
 Ferc Kast
03-16-2008, 4:37 PM
#1133
Answer: Hot Dog.

Query: What is luck?
 Totenkopf
03-21-2008, 12:36 AM
#1134
Something that's often in very short supply.

What business is it of yours?

What does HD stand for? (Are you sure it doesn't stand for Hot-Diggity?)
Only if you're Jethro Bodine (sp?).
 Hallucination
03-21-2008, 1:57 AM
#1135
It's always my business when people drive tanks across my lawn.

Who would honestly want to name their kid Jethro?
 Totenkopf
03-21-2008, 3:39 AM
#1136
The same kind of person that would pick the name Jethro Tull for their rock band.

If you live in the Barony of Sexy, what kingdom do you come from?

(btw, was told you wanted your lawn aerated :xp: )
 topshot
03-22-2008, 1:27 PM
#1137
The Holy Kingdom of Somnambula.

If you don't get sleep for 3 days, what could happen?
 Serpentine Cougar
03-26-2008, 1:30 AM
#1138
You'd turn into a zombie.

What is so cool about vampires?
 Hallucination
03-26-2008, 1:37 AM
#1139
Blood is sexy in it's own iron-filled protein-liscious way.

Bacon, why is it so delicious?
 Du Man
03-26-2008, 1:57 AM
#1140
Because dogs don't know it's not bacon.

So how do I turn a computer on?
 Totenkopf
03-26-2008, 2:03 AM
#1141
I dunno, whisper sweet nothings to its USB port? Put something in one of its drives? (you're a verrrry sick man. :xp: :D )

What is left when it's all gone?
 Ferc Kast
03-29-2008, 2:03 PM
#1142
Nothing.

What's left, right and all over?
 Hallucination
03-29-2008, 2:29 PM
#1143
Your mom.
Epic set-up is epic

Would a shower that you have to flush like a toilet be kind of funny for a while?
 DarthAve
03-29-2008, 5:41 PM
#1144
Only the first few times, than it'd just get annoying and weird.

What's a stupid question?
 Totenkopf
03-30-2008, 12:41 AM
#1145
One that deserves a stupid answer.

How long before this game ends?
 Serpentine Cougar
03-30-2008, 1:27 AM
#1146
An eternity, because stupidity will be around till the end of time.

How long before the game begins?
 Rabish Bini
03-30-2008, 2:06 AM
#1147
A while ago

How much pizza is left in the box
 Rev7
03-30-2008, 2:43 AM
#1148
Enough.

How do you fly?
 Serpentine Cougar
03-30-2008, 3:09 AM
#1149
Watch Peter Pan; it's a good tutorial for life.

How do you land when you're done flying?
 Rabish Bini
03-30-2008, 5:50 AM
#1150
Cut the rope

What do you do after you've cut the rope?
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