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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Rabish Bini
04-09-2008, 5:45 AM
#1201
A. Liver :lol:

Q. How many miles did Miss Piggy fall?

Marbles don't wet themselves.
Lol, the actual answer to the joke is you can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
 Serpentine Cougar
04-13-2008, 1:04 AM
#1202
A: Enough to touch the floor.

Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
 topshot
04-13-2008, 1:28 AM
#1203
A: Because they smelled bad!

I'll pass on giving a question for now. The next poster gets to ask.
 Da_man
04-13-2008, 11:32 AM
#1204
^I'll take you up on that offer.
Why do people hate the dark side?
 Hallucination
04-13-2008, 2:08 PM
#1205
It has lousy PR.

If eating someone's heart gives you his courage, what would eating his liver do?
 Astor
04-13-2008, 2:18 PM
#1206
Give you alcohol poisoning. :lol:

Can't think of a question, so it's fair game...
 topshot
04-13-2008, 4:58 PM
#1207
What's the FBI's most endearing trait?
 Hallucination
04-13-2008, 5:40 PM
#1208
Its ability to pretend to be one of dem little boyz.

What's with people not posting questions of a sudden?
 Totenkopf
04-13-2008, 11:59 PM
#1209
Brain freeze.

Hmm.....what kind of question should I ask now?
 urluckyday
04-14-2008, 12:04 AM
#1210
None

What is better, episode 4 or episode 6 (of star wars)?
 Totenkopf
04-14-2008, 12:07 AM
#1211
I'll go with 4, b/c the ewoks are almost as annoying as JJB.

Will you ever get tired of SW?
 Da_man
04-14-2008, 1:13 AM
#1212
^When all SW games turn out like Force Commander or KoToR 2

Is Jar Jar Binks a retard, or just annoying? *Flees from the hordes of KoToR 2 fans*
 Astor
04-14-2008, 5:10 AM
#1213
^Both :lol:

How does Qui Gon keep his hair so nice?
 Totenkopf
04-14-2008, 5:46 AM
#1214
He uses jar jar's tongue.

Is infinity+1 merely redundant?
 Da_man
04-14-2008, 4:54 PM
#1215
^Yes

I got nothing. Go nuts with the questions.
 Hallucination
04-14-2008, 7:21 PM
#1216
Isn't it a rule you have to ask a question?
 Totenkopf
04-15-2008, 12:46 AM
#1217
Technically, yes.

Now, since this isn't Jepordy, you don't answer in the form of a question. So where's your answer/question? :xp: ;)
 Da_man
04-15-2008, 12:58 AM
#1218
^ Right below my awnser. [/burn]flamthro

If this is a "game": where are the awesome graphics?

Now, since this isn't Jepordy, you don't answer in the form of a question. So where's your answer/question? :xp: ;)

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 Serpentine Cougar
04-16-2008, 12:44 AM
#1219
With the ESRB rating.

So how long have you been insane?
 Da_man
04-16-2008, 12:58 AM
#1220
Ever since I was locked in this box. :xp:

How far away is the Star Wars galaxy?
 Totenkopf
04-16-2008, 2:47 AM
#1221
Down the road apiece.

How long ago was a long, long time ago?
 Da_man
04-16-2008, 2:49 AM
#1222
^ A very, very, very, very, very....., very long time ago.

I let someone else make up a question.
 littleman794
04-19-2008, 12:45 PM
#1223
What do you have to do in this thread?(note:this is my question, i am not asking seriously)
 Serpentine Cougar
04-20-2008, 1:15 AM
#1224
A: Be stupid.

Q: Why are pie squared?
 Da_man
04-20-2008, 2:06 AM
#1225
A. Pie doesn't need to be squared, it already is.

Q> Wyy is the Star Wars galaxy so far away, and why can't our galaxy have lightsabers?
 littleman794
04-21-2008, 1:47 PM
#1226
A.Because of Sally, the newborn flying pig.

Q.Why should we "not worry, be happy?"(Bob Marley)
 Serpentine Cougar
04-22-2008, 12:25 AM
#1227
A: Because if we worry, we won't be happy.

Q: Who first came up with the idea of "hyperspace"?
 Da_man
04-22-2008, 12:38 AM
#1228
A. John Romero, and he's going to make you his b****. Proof here (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Bitchad.jpg)

Q> What's better, Dark Side or Light Side?
 Totenkopf
04-22-2008, 1:02 AM
#1229
Light side. Fewer meglomaniacs to ruin your day.

If you mate a gungan with a hutt, what do you get?
 Hallucination
04-22-2008, 1:34 AM
#1230
A gutt.

What is it that makes French homework so fun to do minutes before it's due?
 littleman794
04-22-2008, 12:54 PM
#1231
Because nobody likes french.

Are illegal drugs good or bad?
 Serpentine Cougar
04-25-2008, 12:48 AM
#1232
Bad, or they wouldn't be illegal.

Can you ever have too much money?
 Totenkopf
04-25-2008, 1:24 AM
#1233
In a word, no. (Besides, it's not how much you have, but what you do w/it that matters. ;) )

What is the capital of Paris?



Bad, or they wouldn't be illegal.
Not everything that's legal is good, nor good legal.
 Da_man
04-25-2008, 1:52 AM
#1234
^ New Finland.

I am using my right to give a stupid awnser to a stupid question.

Whats better, being drunk or being stoned?
 Hallucination
04-25-2008, 1:59 AM
#1235
Being drunk, it's 10% better to be caught drunk in most countries.

How long is a stoichiometre?
 Totenkopf
04-25-2008, 2:14 AM
#1236
Just a little longer than a stoichioyard.

Why does having a good time at night usually make you feel so bad in the morning?
 Da_man
04-25-2008, 2:34 AM
#1237
^ One word: Hangover.

CAn't think of a good question, go nuts.
 littleman794
04-25-2008, 1:46 PM
#1238
Why do people say, "your mom!!"?
 Da_man
04-25-2008, 2:46 PM
#1239
^ Your mom!
 littleman794
04-25-2008, 2:51 PM
#1240
^your uncles sisters dogs roomate!!!
 Da_man
04-25-2008, 4:36 PM
#1241
^ Relatives
 Totenkopf
04-25-2008, 6:00 PM
#1242
^your momma's momma's momma's momma.
 littleman794
04-25-2008, 9:04 PM
#1243
is it just me or is >General Havok<'s signature really really really really really times a million annoying????(this is my stoopid question, but i know the answer)
 topshot
04-26-2008, 3:55 PM
#1244
If you know the answer, there's a question, and somebody's bound to intercept it with another answer.

Do I make myself clear, soldier?
 Serpentine Cougar
04-27-2008, 12:34 AM
#1245
A: Indubitably.

Q: What does "PLZKTHNXBAIFTWLULZ!!!!!!!one11elvenhundredeleventy one!!!1" mean?


Not everything that's legal is good, nor good legal.
I know, but this is the Stupid Answers thread.
 littleman794
04-27-2008, 12:21 PM
#1246
it means : PLZKTHNXBAIFTWLULZ!!!!!!!one11elvenhundredeleventy one!!!1
 Totenkopf
04-27-2008, 6:20 PM
#1247
A: there was no question.

Q: where's littleman's question?
 littleman794
04-28-2008, 10:25 AM
#1248
A.Not there.
Q.what time is it?
 Da_man
04-28-2008, 1:30 PM
#1249
A. Time to get a damn watch.

Q. What should my question be?
 littleman794
04-28-2008, 1:44 PM
#1250
A. a stupid question.
Q.Who are you?
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