I have no idea.
What kind of mouse am I using.
((^ Dang. I only threw 32 feet! :firemad: ))
A squeaking one.
Well? Did you win the big game?
I don't know, a goat ate my lottery ticket.
If there's a man on the Moon, what's on Mars?
A black wrapping...OH you mean the planet...
Remember Jordan, remember Baker (Billy Joel song) what the HELL was Michael Jordan doing in Vietnam?
Filming a now deleted scene of Space Jam, duh..
Are we all mad here?
No, just the staff and people with custom titles. :D
Why does milk taste like milk?
The Matrix want you to think Mil tastes like milk, while in real life....there is no spoon, nor is there milk!
Alcohol: YES! Drugs: Boooh!
~Robbie Williams
Then...how dies he define absinth? Under YES! or Boooh! ?
Robbie's too busy sampling the merchandise and promises to get back to you later.
How green is envy?
As green as the dough in your pocket.
What were Darth Vader's first words as a baby?
No Schmi...I am your son...
Who will win the Euro 2008 soccer tournament?
The winner, unless this is a trick question (then you will).
Why don't ship and planes disappear from the earth when they pass the horizon?
Because there's a huge vacuum cleaner beneath them that suck 'em down!
Why'd it had to be snakes?
Because you weren't there to stop them!
Why was the duckling ugly?
Plastic surgery wasn't as advanced in his time as it is now.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was trying to commit suicide.
Why couldn't Jack Sprat eat any fat?
Cholesterol's a bitch.
What did Peter Piper need to pick the peppers for?
Cinqo de Mayo.
What do doves sound like when they cry?
Like a bawling monkey being crushed by an elephant running over a cow.
Why are all rights reserved?
B/c they were raised that way.
Is anything ever really free?
only if you ignore the costs
^Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him or the fool that follows the fool that follows the fool who leads them all to another fool?
^B/c you tried to stop paying for it two drinks ago.
How do you tame a tapeworm?
^Put it in your belleh and then have doctor rip it out. Then shove knives through it to get the idea not to go in teh belleh!
Um, how many dogs do I have and how many are Pomeranians?
^
I have a pomeramian!
What type of computer do I have/use? :)
I can only guess you have 1 and it is not a Pomeranian.
How much is that fat chick in the window?
She's free, no on else wanted her
Where am I
^Yoda's crib!
If I had 1 dog and it wasn't pomeranian, then how do I have three dogs and two are pomeranians?!
Think Schrodinger's cat, only different.
What colour is my shirt?
Hint: It makes me feel pretty. [/blush]
Pink?
If Grand Theft Auto makes us run over pedestrians, why doesn't Pac-man make us eat dots and run away from ghosts?
It does?
Where do you work at?
^same place as you ...dun dun dunnnnnn
what's the respawn time in war?
^The uninformed and uneducated...
Who are we?
The desperate and lonely.... :xp:
So.....when did "Darth Cheney" morph into "Darth Hilary"?
^The darkside is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unusual. Including crossdressing and change of gender...
When will Team Gizka release it's mod? I can't wait to install Kotor 2 again! :D
Not in your lifetime.
How are you today?
The same way I was yesterday. Only today.
Poster poster in your chair, who's the fairest with no hair?
Why, you of course.
Where did all the time go?
It was killed.
What is your favorite game?
Full contact spin the bottle.
You're playing Red Rover with all the regulars of this thread, who do you call over?
A ringer.
I don't chose you, what do you do?
Nothing really. :)
Do you use Vista?
Nope. Too expensive/new-fangled.
Are you cool?
no comment.
Will I ever get an Xbox 360?
Yes, when it's obsolete.
Will you QQ or pew pew?
Niether.
What would you do if Vader was your father?
Dunno, but it definitely wouldn't be Leia.
C wut i did thar?
I did.
What is the date today?
The same as yesterday +1.
Who, what, when, where, why?
Your mother, the deed, yesterday, the kitchen, she asked.
Who is Spain and why is Hitler?