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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 urluckyday
03-02-2008, 6:07 PM
#1051
No, it's scary! :(

Is the grass green and are the girls pretty in Paradise City?
 Rev7
03-02-2008, 7:24 PM
#1052
Yes.

What is your favorite song?
 Totenkopf
03-02-2008, 7:40 PM
#1053
Don't have one.

Why was Jamie crying?
 Rev7
03-02-2008, 7:42 PM
#1054
He/she stubbed his/her toe.

What are some of your favortie songs?
 Hallucination
03-02-2008, 8:32 PM
#1055
Ding dong song by Gunther and Stinkfist by Tool come to mind.

If diagonal is moving in two directions at once what is triagonal?

@Arcesious: I was making fun of the fact that the first form sounds like a Linux distro and the second sounds like a writing program.
 DeadYorick
03-02-2008, 9:14 PM
#1056
A line is moving in two directions at once that has ANOTHER line intersecting right in the middle

Would you take an Apple or windows?
 Arcesious
03-02-2008, 10:59 PM
#1057
Windows. Apple is complete and utter crap.

What good games, specifically, did I miss two years ago when I was a n00b?
 DeadYorick
03-03-2008, 1:01 AM
#1058
Black, Oblivion, Vice City Stories, Bully and so much more

Who is more annoying? Rosh Penin or Jar Jar Binks
 Totenkopf
03-03-2008, 2:18 AM
#1059
Unlessa Rosha be talking like dissa, JJB ftw(loss?).

If it's five o'clock in Chinatown on a tuesday night, where's your mamma at?
 DeadYorick
03-03-2008, 4:29 PM
#1060
Working at a hospital

How come if you live in Canada and someone who lives 500 miles east of you has to have their clock 5 hours ahead?
 Totenkopf
03-03-2008, 5:05 PM
#1061
Shouldn't you be asking this of Dr. Who? Afterall, he IS a timelord.

What doe this have to do with the price of tea in China?
 Sabretooth
03-04-2008, 3:36 AM
#1062
Lots, for one, this has to do with the price of tea in China.

Do they even charge for tea in China?
 DeadYorick
03-04-2008, 4:22 PM
#1063
No. They just need to rip the leaves off the trees.

If a train going 30 miles an hour to Cleveland is on one track and there is another train on the same track 30 miles away going the opposite direction at 30 miles an hour what will happen in an hour?
 Totenkopf
03-04-2008, 5:16 PM
#1064
They'll both have travelled 30 miles if they maintain their current speeds.

If Bill Clinton was the first black president, is white the new black?
 DeadYorick
03-04-2008, 10:00 PM
#1065
No. Clinton will just go help his wife become president and she'il be Back in Black

How big is the universe?
 Hallucination
03-04-2008, 10:05 PM
#1066
9.001 x 10^3 deca-inches.It's over 9000!

Solve: 2+2=5x
 DeadYorick
03-04-2008, 10:38 PM
#1067
Math + Rakatadark = :(

Do cell phones cause cancer?
 Serpentine Cougar
03-05-2008, 12:39 AM
#1068
No, but they can cause arthritis..

Why do all your base are belong to us?
 DeadYorick
03-05-2008, 2:45 AM
#1069
Because no one can make any good poorly translated videos anymore.

Who is the devil incarnate?
 Totenkopf
03-05-2008, 5:42 AM
#1070
Satan in all his fleshy magnificence.

Whose buried in Grant's tomb?
 Sabretooth
03-05-2008, 7:58 AM
#1071
^ Must be Grant's.

Wouldn't 18th century France have been one hell of a place to live in, provided you were born in nobility?
 Totenkopf
03-05-2008, 4:47 PM
#1072
Right up till the guillotine, I s'pose.

Would you prefer to die by hanging or decapitation?
 igyman
03-05-2008, 5:50 PM
#1073
I'd prefer to die by disintegration.

Why is a longbow different than a bow?
 topshot
03-06-2008, 11:55 AM
#1074
It has longer range, I suppose.

How is a cutlass different than a rapier?
 DeadYorick
03-06-2008, 11:57 AM
#1075
A rapier is thinner

Jack Sparrow or Capitan Hook?
 Totenkopf
03-06-2008, 6:03 PM
#1076
I'd say..................Davey Jones.

Up your what?
 Marius Fett
03-06-2008, 6:18 PM
#1077
My nose.

What smells worse, cheese or fish?
 topshot
03-06-2008, 6:48 PM
#1078
A cheesefish!

Which tastes better: spaghetti w/ meatballs or brains with a side of porkchops?
 Marius Fett
03-06-2008, 7:12 PM
#1079
All of them mixed in together!

Tekken or Soul Calibur?
 topshot
03-06-2008, 8:13 PM
#1080
Both.

Marvel or Capcom?
 Hallucination
03-06-2008, 8:15 PM
#1081
Marvelcom.

Boxers or briefs?
 DeadYorick
03-06-2008, 10:37 PM
#1082
Boxers. Give you a little more room

Cats or dogs?
 Hallucination
03-06-2008, 11:41 PM
#1083
Depends, pet = cat, food = dog. :P

Who do you think will post below you?
 DeadYorick
03-07-2008, 12:31 AM
#1084
Someone who will answer my question

Futureramma or Simpsons?
 Sabretooth
03-07-2008, 1:30 AM
#1085
Simpsons, mainly because Futurama doesn't air here.

Would God be an uncanny cross between Google and plastics?
 DeadYorick
03-07-2008, 2:01 AM
#1086
No you can't use god to surf the internet
 Ferc Kast
03-07-2008, 8:37 AM
#1087
Q: What is it has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in the circus?
 topshot
03-07-2008, 9:12 AM
#1088
An elephant.

What's all around you, but can't be seen?
 Hallucination
03-07-2008, 6:44 PM
#1089
A mixture of nitrogen oxygen, and several pollutants.

Why was the net born?
 DeadYorick
03-07-2008, 6:56 PM
#1090
So soldiers if they were stuck behind enemy lines could watch porn

Do aliens exist and are viewing our every action?
 Marius Fett
03-07-2008, 7:42 PM
#1091
Probably...

Where do babies come from? :xp:
 DeadYorick
03-07-2008, 9:31 PM
#1092
From jiant flying storks that carry them in big diapers

Do cellphones cause cancer?
 Totenkopf
03-07-2008, 10:08 PM
#1093
Only on Saturday.

If not now, when?
 Arcesious
03-07-2008, 10:32 PM
#1094
Tommorow.

Why is this a stupid question?
 Totenkopf
03-07-2008, 10:39 PM
#1095
Because it expects an intelligent answer.

Where does the man in the moon go on vacation?
 Rev7
03-08-2008, 2:34 AM
#1096
Crater Lake. :xp:

Who should be president?
 DeadYorick
03-08-2008, 4:32 AM
#1097
Luke Skywalker

Do you think that WWIII will happen in our lifetime?
 Totenkopf
03-08-2008, 5:05 AM
#1098
Depends. Were you planning on commiting suicide/dying anytime soon?

Where, oh where, has Underdog gone?
 topshot
03-08-2008, 3:01 PM
#1099
I ate him. He was tasty.

What's up?
 Rev7
03-08-2008, 4:29 PM
#1100
^ teh sky!

Whats down?
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