No, it's scary! :(
Is the grass green and are the girls pretty in Paradise City?
Yes.
What is your favorite song?
Don't have one.
Why was Jamie crying?
He/she stubbed his/her toe.
What are some of your favortie songs?
Ding dong song by Gunther and Stinkfist by Tool come to mind.
If diagonal is moving in two directions at once what is triagonal?
@Arcesious: I was making fun of the fact that the first form sounds like a Linux distro and the second sounds like a writing program.
A line is moving in two directions at once that has ANOTHER line intersecting right in the middle
Would you take an Apple or windows?
Windows. Apple is complete and utter crap.
What good games, specifically, did I miss two years ago when I was a n00b?
Black, Oblivion, Vice City Stories, Bully and so much more
Who is more annoying? Rosh Penin or Jar Jar Binks
Unlessa Rosha be talking like dissa, JJB ftw(loss?).
If it's five o'clock in Chinatown on a tuesday night, where's your mamma at?
Working at a hospital
How come if you live in Canada and someone who lives 500 miles east of you has to have their clock 5 hours ahead?
Shouldn't you be asking this of Dr. Who? Afterall, he IS a timelord.
What doe this have to do with the price of tea in China?
Lots, for one, this has to do with the price of tea in China.
Do they even charge for tea in China?
No. They just need to rip the leaves off the trees.
If a train going 30 miles an hour to Cleveland is on one track and there is another train on the same track 30 miles away going the opposite direction at 30 miles an hour what will happen in an hour?
They'll both have travelled 30 miles if they maintain their current speeds.
If Bill Clinton was the first black president, is white the new black?
No. Clinton will just go help his wife become president and she'il be Back in Black
How big is the universe?
9.001 x 10^3 deca-inches.It's over 9000!
Solve: 2+2=5x
Math + Rakatadark = :(
Do cell phones cause cancer?
No, but they can cause arthritis..
Why do all your base are belong to us?
Because no one can make any good poorly translated videos anymore.
Who is the devil incarnate?
Satan in all his fleshy magnificence.
Whose buried in Grant's tomb?
^ Must be Grant's.
Wouldn't 18th century France have been one hell of a place to live in, provided you were born in nobility?
Right up till the guillotine, I s'pose.
Would you prefer to die by hanging or decapitation?
I'd prefer to die by disintegration.
Why is a longbow different than a bow?
It has longer range, I suppose.
How is a cutlass different than a rapier?
A rapier is thinner
Jack Sparrow or Capitan Hook?
I'd say..................Davey Jones.
Up your what?
My nose.
What smells worse, cheese or fish?
A cheesefish!
Which tastes better: spaghetti w/ meatballs or brains with a side of porkchops?
All of them mixed in together!
Tekken or Soul Calibur?
Marvelcom.
Boxers or briefs?
Boxers. Give you a little more room
Cats or dogs?
Depends, pet = cat, food = dog. :P
Who do you think will post below you?
Someone who will answer my question
Futureramma or Simpsons?
Simpsons, mainly because Futurama doesn't air here.
Would God be an uncanny cross between Google and plastics?
No you can't use god to surf the internet
Q: What is it has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in the circus?
An elephant.
What's all around you, but can't be seen?
A mixture of nitrogen oxygen, and several pollutants.
Why was the net born?
So soldiers if they were stuck behind enemy lines could watch porn
Do aliens exist and are viewing our every action?
Probably...
Where do babies come from? :xp:
From jiant flying storks that carry them in big diapers
Do cellphones cause cancer?
Only on Saturday.
If not now, when?
Tommorow.
Why is this a stupid question?
Because it expects an intelligent answer.
Where does the man in the moon go on vacation?
Crater Lake. :xp:
Who should be president?
Luke Skywalker
Do you think that WWIII will happen in our lifetime?
Depends. Were you planning on commiting suicide/dying anytime soon?
Where, oh where, has Underdog gone?
I ate him. He was tasty.
What's up?