I'd pretend he asked one, anyways.
What would you do if the world was like Metal Gear Solid 4?
^Id pwn everybody :xp:
^^Id still pwn everbody :xp:
What would you do if M@RS edited his post with a question?
^You would pwn everybody.
Joker or Batman?
^or :xp:
Gmail or Yahoo Mail?
Hotmail. :p
Hitler or Stalin?
Mussolini.
Left or more left?
Definately more left.
Kingdom Hearts or Kingdom Come? Why?
^My Kingdom for a Heart. Good song.
Just because you didn't ask a question.
Why is the sky purple right now?
Because it's a day of royalty.
Why should the fan stop blowing?
because the wind is...
What does it mean if you do answer my question but not the person before me if I did not answer the question before me but I do not ask a question for you but I do ask a question who is before me but after you after them????????????????
It means you're crazy...
Why do birds suddenly appear?
because you are on drugs......
????????????????????Why is what before where, when, why and how is it not possible to be Superman, Wonder women, Batman, scooby-doo or a pokemon all combined????
Because you just asked two questions at once.
Why did Padwon_link ask two questions at once? And is this against the game rules?
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Did I miss anything important in that last poast?
Only if you have tost.
If the paradox of time was paradoxed by meeting itself and Batman was your mother, and Chuck Norris was the Emporer in Star Wars, how would this effect Glenn Back's Conservative Buttered Toast?
If Chuck Norris was the Emperor, we would have other things to worry about then buttered toast. He's use himself for the Clone template. No-one could then possibly kill Stormtroopers. Ever. :(
Why does commander Shepard wear EVERY possible gun in Mass Effect while he has only trained two of them?
Because you're obviously not a soldier.
Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Because you're not there.
What is not next to godliness?
Godliness is to me as Astor_Kaine is to not.
If you are not there and Chuck Norris is but looks like a Pokemon which is he not supposed to be if Pikachu looks like Darth Vader and Lucario is not Luke Skywalker but is a male jedi master from ABY who lived on Mustafar??
It means that absolutely nothing makes sense.
And another thing.
Godliness is to me as Astor_Kaine is to not.
Will you please stop using every opportunity to ridicule/insult me? I don't find it very amusing. :carms:
Anyway, question...
Why the long face?
I left my short one in the closet.
Who dun it?
The ad on the right side of the screen that is going to blow up
(Astor_Kaine, sorry I thought that was the first time and I was just choosing a random name, sorry again)
When is what not why, but how is where?
Wherever it wants to be.
When is sorry ever enough?
When nothing went wrong.
When is enough enough?
When it is enough. duh. :p
What am I going to do tomorrow?
What you will do tomorrow.
Is you?
dat's me, bruvva.
Who dem?
Dem's da breaks.
Why is it broken?
Because you smashes it with a baseball bat...you forgot already?
Why is Billy Joel the piano man?
'Cause he's the size of a grand piano.
Do you know the muffin man?
No, but I heard he lives on Drury Lane.
Does Captain Obvious exist?
Obviously.
Why is this thread getting nowhere?
For kicks.
Where is nowhere?
Where everywhere isn't where nowhere is......
When is okay to drive a golf cart that sounds like a Harley on a golf course to pick the driving range when there are no golf balls out on the range to pick that you can see but when you get there you find out that the naked mole rats have taken the golf balls and used them to arm their machine gun that they will use to take over the golf course???????
Every other Tuesday in Nov of 1963.
Why did you need to know?
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Because you wanted to be difficult.
Was it fun?
For him, yeah, probably.
Why do people think that using more punctuation is a good way to emphasise what they're saying?
B/c the little voice in their head tells them it is.
Who's on first?
Not me, anyway.
Who got here first?
the one who was not the first on third.
what is playing golf with a gun?
Entertainment.
Who died and made you king?
You, in about ten seconds :xp:
Why is it not for us to reason why?
quse the sith tould us.
do jedi have pets
its called the padawans and jedi below them
is Jabba a guy in a fat suit or a big piece of mold?
He's a moldy guy in a green fat suit.
Is yoda REALLY a puppet or midget's midget?
he is a puppet of a once living midget
Does this dress make me look fat??? - Sokka (Avatar the last airbender; book 3 ch 17[from a preview that i saw at comic con])