No, Sokka makes the dress look fat.
What kind of wages does sin pay anyway?
Minimum, but the perks are *awesome*.
Do u liek mudkipz?
No, but in Soviet Russa, Mudkips like you!
Why can't I find my keys?
You seem to have misplaced them.
Why do some people think the good die young?
because they have no idea what actually is happening
why can't I play more than one sport for the high school in my area (even though i am home schooled)?
cause u have a small dick
do jedi recycle????????????????
No, but the Sith do.
What is the SW equivalent of pizza?
^Pizza is universal. It has no equivalent.
Should we get a mod to remind people to ask a question?
Yeah.
How many hours of sleep will I get tonight?
Depends on whether you're still alive by morning.
Why are you still up (not directed specifically @Rev7)?
because i just ate lunch
was my lunch as good as yours???
as good as man-flesh? hell no!
why was I eating man-flesh?
Cannibal.
What time is it?
It's clobbering time.
When did you know you were?
Who?
Where does the sleeping dog lie?
in a tie fighter
is the clonewars out yet
Are you kidding?
What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
no question so i say i eat you
why is this such a drag???
cause ur chaned to a car
who hear is a turttle
Wrong room, the aquarium is two doors down.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a goony bird?
you get a baby
do jedi do it with tacos
No. :dozey:
Was the previous question stupid?
No, I think it was.
How are you today?
Pretty crap, I have to leave for work in about 10 minutes.
Why is it that working at an Italian family restaurant sucks?
I'd say it's due to lack of goodfellas.
What it's like to be city auditor?
As exciting as watching dying gorillas solve astrophysics problems.
Would it be asking too much if I asked if this is asking too much?
Only if you ask it while standing on your head in a corner.
Can you trust Wikipedia?
some times if your a freeeeeeeeeek
any body else get new clonewars action figuers/at-te sooooooooooo cooool
No, but I wish Lightsaber Duels came out.
Anyone know if that's got online?
AFAIK, games aren't usually on a line...
Why are games awesoem, while reality isn't?
'Cause reality's a bitch and doesn't allow cheats.
Who took my squishy?
The squishy monster
Where's the freakin' gold?
At the end of the freakin' rainbow.
Anyone want any roflcakes?
I'd rather have pwncakes and rofles, but I'll settle for those.
Om nom nom?
No, no noms. They left you.
Does the hamster still love you?
No, because you helped get a thread locked :firemad:
Why do people spam when they know not to?
Because they do.
Why do people get upset about threads being closed?
Because they're young and immature.
Why do young people have no tact?
Because you smell terrible, old man.
Can I have a Wii now?
Awww, ew. That's disgusting.
Who the hell eats that much anyways?
You, on a diet.
Can a pathological liar ever be believed?
Only if you're chronically gullible.
Why can't I remember peoples' name?
Because they're too afraid to tell you.
Ich bin ein berliner, ja?
Sorry, don't know how to translate foreign languages.
Should I learn how to translate?