Hang yourself.
Who do you hope will find you?
As long as she meets the prerequisites of being hot, naked, horny, and not related to me I don't mind.
What would you have used to cut the rope?
Your wit. (hmmm......Hal appreciates girls with a sense of necrophilia, wait.... he kinda hints at that in his sig).
Where will you want to be buried?
In the clouds
How would you be buried there?
Those beautiful cotton balls in the sky will smother you.
Why should I read the "Dead Man's" hands?
To see if he's really dead.
Is an evil druid a vegemancer?
No idea.
Why is Latin a dead language?
Cos someone shot it in the face
Does anyone have any idea where that quote in my sig is from?
No.
What is black & white, and re(a)d all over?
A. A newspaper
Q. How many horns on a unicorn?
A halo spoof
No, the song Ace of Spades, by Motorhead
Everyone else seems to be bieng random so i will be too!
Eat more cheese and you get strong bones!
No, the song Ace of Spades, by Motorhead
Never heard of them.
Q. How many horns on a unicorn?
Everyone knows that.
IT's 45.
Never heard of them.
Everyone knows that.
IT's 45.
Fair enough that you've never heard of them, and you are supposed to ask a question after answering one.
Everyone else seems to be bieng random so i will be too!
Eat more cheese and you get strong bones!
Umm, th point of the thread is that one person asks a stupid question, it can be anything, the next person than answers that question with a stupid answer, than the ask a stupid question, and so forth, capisce?
Q. If you squeeze olives to make olive oil, what do you squeeze to make baby oil.
Q. If you squeeze olives to make olive oil, what do you squeeze to make baby oil.
A. Wet diapers.
Q. What happens if you don't give a mouse a cookie?
Q. What happens if you don't give a mouse a cookie?
A. It will not evolve
Q. Are video games medicinal?
A. Yes
Q. Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
A. No
Q. What time is it?
Q. Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
Are we talking hypothecally here?
Q. Why is the person who handles all your money called a broker?
Because brokers are secretly trying to break the economy and eliminate the large middle class in the Western world.
Less QQ or more pew pew?
A. More pew pew
Q. Why is it that doctors call what they do, "practice"?
A. Because that's how they view you, as practice.
Q. Why does my back hurt?
^You slept on a log the wrong way.
How much of the world do you think is crazy?
How much of the world do you think is crazy?
A. 105%
Q. Why does Kyle Karatrn have a beard?
A: It makes him feel like a man
Q: Why doesn't Chuck Norris have a beard?
A. Don't question Chuck Norris or he'll roundhouse kick you in the head
Q. If flyingis so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"
Q. If flyingis so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"
A. Cuz we are all going to die sometime.
Q. What makes the world go round?
A. Me
Q. Why did Little Miss Piggy fall down the drain
A. Because she was lured by a clown
Q. Why did the Elephant cross the swamp?
Q. Why did the Elephant cross the swamp?
A. He wanted to see Ms. Piggy get lured down the drain by the stupid clown.
Q. WHy is heavy metal awesome?
^Because God commanded that heavy metal be awesome, and therefore is.
How can you cook the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
How can you cook the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
A. Boil it in the water of the White Lagoon.
Can't think of a question right now. Go nuts.
Q. Why are pirates pirates?
Q. Why are pirates pirates?
A. cuz they can be, who doesn't want to be a pirate? :lol:
Q. If pro is opposite of con, whats progress and congress?
You confused me. Now I forgot who Al Gore was.
Why are the Lost Boys lost?
Well, that's a paradox. The "Lost Boys" are supposedly lost, but we already know that from the adjective preceding "Boys", so the "Lost Boys" cannot be "lost" and they could not have been "lost boys" prior to being lost, therefore being "boys who are not lost".
Will I ever find my one true love?
Yes. In fact, you'll find both of them
How many Bollywood actors are gay?
17, and a half
What will Wes Anderson do next?
Whatever he wants or can get away with in the end.
Should Lucas ever be allowed to write dialog again?
Yes, we don't want him to start doing Shakespeare-esque monologues.
With the metre.
Who, what, when, or why?
Who, what, when, or why?
Colonel Mustard, with the revolver, at midnight, cuz he waz mad.
lol clue
Why don't I have homework tonight?
You're a dropout.
If Dark Helmet fought Jar Jar, who'd win?
If Dark Helmet fought Jar Jar, who'd win?
Jar Jar.
EDIT: Wait...no Dark Helmet, evil will always triumph over good cuz good is dumb, remember?
Is Darth Vader a Sith Lord, or just misunderstood?
P.S. I am not a dropout, I just ahve AIMS testing and the teachers don't want to give us homework, for fear of breaking our fragile minds. :xp:
He's a father!
Lone Star vs Han Solo and Luke Skywalker- who would win?
Lone Star vs Han Solo and Luke Skywalker- who would win?
Lone Starr, he has the swartz!
GO nuts with the questions, I can't think of a good one.
Q. Whats the difference between a truck load of marbles and a truck load of babies?
Marbles don't wet themselves.
Have you stopped beating your wife?
A: A wife?!? I'm not even married!!!!!
Q: What's the best meal you've ever had?