"My monkey will fling a wall of doodie on you that.....hey, him you stupid monkey, not me...aiieeeeeee."
GTA.
Of all the things I've lost...what happened to my memory?
--fake ozzy
"I took it and keep it with your "junk" you addled moron."
--fake ozzy's wife
"Daddy, whew's my caddy with my oddly shaped lipstick?"
Fake Kelly Osbourne
"I am the queen of the world!"
--Harvey Fierstein
Is it in their nature to make us wait this long...to go to the bathroom?
Obi-John to Qui-Gon Jim in booty wars: The phantom Butt-Face EPISODE nun.
A stitch in time saves you a trip to the tailor.
"I'll smoke ya!"
--Game Force guy in Rebo, NV...
(Before I pwnd his ass in Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth)
Luke:I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!!!
Darth Vader: If you do, you can get as many intoxicants as you want...
Luke: Ummm.....so.....you want me to join you?
-Luke and Vader in Cloud City, deleted scene, Luke had been going cold turkey for 3 days, and he got so mad that his hand jumped off....
Luke's hand get's broken.
Oww. You @$$hole. I'll never join you, now.
Luke...I am...I am... some guy you never knew. You don't know me. You will never know me again after I use this device and flashie your memory away. <pulls out MIB memory eraser---FLASH>
Luke and Vader @ cloud city. through the lens of mad magazine or something like it.
"'Peace in our time', was a sheiskopf."
Adolf Hitler to Goebbels after watching Chamberlain proclaim success at Munich.
"You little pre schoolers are dead, man. You made me spill this piss water all over my pants."
"CUT! --I know you can't stand it that we had to substitute imitaiton beer for the real thing, buyt get over it or you don't get paid."
Todd the gangster and producer/director Mike Judge outtake scene for "Tired" episode: Beavis and Butt-Head
I have not yet begun to tell the truth ('cause I don't know how).
--Nancy Pelosi
This is a tasty cow patty.
--Samuel L Jackson as jules, pulp fiction outtakes
^^doesn't work b/c "D'oh!" is a famous quote or phrase popularized by The Simpsons. Try again.
^^^not so famous phrase
What's worse than a clichee? Some not very smart guy...
--Some kettlehead :dev9:
There ain't no Santy Claus!
-Marx brothers
"Although they are cute and cuddly...eh what the hell, do it anyway and see what happens."
*turns to bnadgers and gets out large trap net*
"Addadyedyebdyeb-baddadyebdydydyebdyeb."
Earnest P Worrel portrayed by Greg Barounstroff,
Barounstroff bros. remake of Earnest goes to camp.
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There ain't no Santy Claus!
-Marx brothers
^^^*Looks it up*
FAIL!
I'm sorry my friend, but that is famous; this is the Not-so-famous Quotes and Phrases.
:laughing::lol::lol::lol:
:rofl:
:rofl:
Stepped in it again, n00b? :smirk2:
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A random day during WW2, in German Occupied France, the local Nazi Commander ordered all wine to be confiscated.
Frenchmen: Gimme' wine, or gimme' death!!!
Nazi Gaurd: Um....okay.*shoots the Frenchmen*
*moral of this story, don't reason for liquor by threatening your own death*
"YOU only exist out here because of ME! No because of your country clubs or you piece of S*** TV shows. If it wasn't for me, every wiseguy would take a piece--"
Hey! What kind of ass did that guy have again they were gonna take a piece of?
--Joe Pesci
Outtakes of some mobster movie.
Romeo, Romeo....go soak your head you overheated perv.
-Juliet
Do not despair Megaman, there is a bright future for--oh yeahm that feels so good. A little to the left...ah, that's the spot, Roll.
--Dr. Light communicating with Megaman (rock) while getting a back rub by Roll (Rock's sister).
If you would have peace.....drop dead b/c there's no peace like that of the grave.
--anonymous Roman historian
^^^I like!
"Yeah? Whadya want *me* to do,bumble-butt?!"
One of the lines that never even made the outtakes.
Officer Harry Cox--"Big Money Hustlas".
"Hey Big Bird....check this out!! The girls dont call me Snuffleupaphallus for nuthin....!!!"
*Mr Snuffleupagus deleted scene - Sesame Street 1982
mtfbwya
To be, or not to be? That's not really a question...
~Te Mirdala Mand'alor (in a poetic mood).
"Every freaking thing can be analysed like crazy. The only thing I can do is ignore it to keep myself from going insane."
- Jigos, analyzing the concept of analysis overload.
AS: I can't believe it! My girlfriend ****** 37 ****!
Obi1: In a row?
"The Man with the largest pants presence gets the most presents"
-Ancient Proverb
Give me tah booze ya big... ehh, lemon meringue pie @$$...
Deleted outtakes of Dumb and Dumber with the "cop drinks pee" scene, with Harlan Williams as, once again, the cop.
Drink a glass of water and go to the restroom.
--Ancient Mother Wisdom used for injuries.
Quote? What quote? You want me to share "wisdom"? Ha!
~Te Mirdala Mand'alor's RL persona.
When all else fails....quit before you humiliate yourself any further.
--TMM's life coach. :dev9:
"Although you say you slept with my Mother, in your testosterone filled blunder, you do not notice that you live in my vicinity, you 12 year old still with your virginity, add to that my father is in my place, thinking of punching you in the face, he realizes with a start, you're the kid from the neighborhood that smells of fart, and starts to get his gun, tonight will be fun, and he walks to your house and rings the bell, ready to send an annoying little **** to hell.
-Me, on them annoying punks I constantly encounter on Xbox Live spouting "I ****ED YO MAMMA LOLOLOLOL"
Nice poem, don't you think?
I realize it's probably a bit over the top, but I had to come up with something, and my mind is a violent one.
P.S. : Now I have the taste of rhyming in my mouth, and I can't stop thinking of how to rhyme words.
:(
You can take this motha ****ah right here and beat him with a hairdryer and I wouldn't give a buck. You can take Big Stank's Face and slop that biach with monkey turds and I still won't give a ****. But if you......wait a second, YO MIKE! What was I supposed to say again? I don't remember the lines anymore.
--Joseph Useler (AKA Violent J) in outtakes (which never made int othe end credits) of big money hustlas.
"Damn the torpedoes, lets get the hell outta here...."
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