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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
12-08-2010, 9:19 PM
#36
Travel time with it, presumably. (Sorry I'm not as adamant about Dr. Who.) What would you do with a bottle of absinthe?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
12-06-2010, 5:16 PM
#33
Pull a Cheech like with space coke and wreck the neighborhood before blasting off into space to that giant joint in the sky. Mummify this noob. Why stop there? Why not mummify him naked to a freezing cold light post? :dev9: What would you do with...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 3:57 PM
#31
Dunno about *if* but I'd do something WITH their mother. What would you do with a wisecrack n00b and plastic food wrap?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 2:35 AM
#29
Run away as fast as possible because that sounds like a lawsuit just waiting to happen. What would you do with a pet Skeletor from Dragon Warrior? http://www.woodus.com/den/gallery/graphics/dwm2gbc/monster/skeletor.png...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
11-30-2010, 7:55 PM
#26
@ posts starting #22 C'mon guys, give it up. Don't make me call your moms. The thread is "what would you do with." http://dev.team1200.com/images/tgor/jules-coach.jpg What do I look like? Do I look like a bitch? Do-I-LOOK-like a bitch? N...  [Read More]
Posted in: Rand Paul supporter stomps woman
  Darth Avlectus
12-10-2010, 5:19 PM
#15
Same old story, blame the victim. Hardly. I already said she didn't deserve what she got. Maybe you didn't understand what exactly I meant by that, so "let me be clear": I meant that regardless of her intentions and motives. I merely quest...  [Read More]
Posted in: Rand Paul supporter stomps woman
  Darth Avlectus
12-10-2010, 2:04 AM
#10
^^^You know that's becoming a problem nowadays. Ladies are not being very...ladylike. Hitting guys or trying worse because they know guys aren't supposed to hit a woman. Back to the matter here: I don't condone the use of excessive force, personal...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
12-10-2010, 6:18 PM
#128
I'm talking about that alien invasion game where you're the alien going around destroying stuff and like zapping stuff, and probing people and dogs....  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
12-06-2010, 5:23 PM
#126
^^^Lol. Ehh, is it destroy planet earth?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
12-01-2010, 2:04 AM
#120
Mario teaches typing...2? Here's a quick one for guessing if you want... http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/250340_S/The-PAX-10-Retro-City-Rampage.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
11-24-2010, 5:06 PM
#114
http://www.paranoidproductions.com/odyssey/screenshots/screenshot_proving.gif Hint: Bungee software fans might recognize it....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
12-10-2010, 1:15 AM
#171
Does he come with that devil bot as well?! That would be awesome. *notices frosting like residue on the inside of my underpants--oh wai...!* Discovering you have not one but two huge brood swarms of yellow jackets in your house and no exterminator f...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
12-06-2010, 5:20 PM
#169
Not scary in and of itself though the bad posture might have some scary consequences down the road. This being Bayonetta 1.2-101: http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/931b646738181ecdef81ac87717d3ba5/1960%20-%20bayonetta%20parody%20terminator.jp...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 4:00 PM
#166
Is a mean hardass. Holding on for dear life to the underchasis of a monster truck....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
12-01-2010, 1:34 AM
#164
That isn't frightening...I just see some mansmeat tree named Alec Baldwin that I have an urge to cut into little pieces. *REVS CHAINSAW* Come to papa! Having Sweet Tooth from twisted metal coming after you with a white hot chainsaw of fire plasma...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
11-26-2010, 11:50 PM
#162
^^^HEY! I remember that! The reason it failed in America was because we beat them! :D I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, but I guess it's unsettling. Cosmetic laser surgery on a back. Every single one of your nightmares coming true at once....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
11-24-2010, 5:18 PM
#159
Not so much scary as interesting. I'd run so it didn't kill me but as soon as I could I'd hunt it and shoot it down to study it. Then submit it to Enix as a monster idea for their next dragon warrior/quest installment. http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-...  [Read More]
Posted in: What are you watching/reading now?
  Darth Avlectus
12-10-2010, 2:28 AM
#106
Is claymore any good? I have a $15 off coupon and see the entire disc set. Tempting. Though I want it myself I was thinking of getting it for a fellow anime fan--a fellow swordsman as well. I also see a ~16 vol manga. Please tell me it's worth the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
12-11-2010, 2:15 AM
#1224
Good idea: we can always get rid of any little troublemakers without having to obtain any bits of evidence. Guilty until proven innocent as they say. Chocolate laxatives in an elderly home....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
12-09-2010, 3:14 AM
#1220
Good idea. I'm pretty awesome. Fusing a chicken and a cow and making that creature Wesley Willis sings about just before listening to his hit "Rock and roll McDonald's!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
12-08-2010, 12:10 AM
#1214
is thatlik spaec koce? I go thru builingdasz ang frikken styff levl neiburhuod likechex n chognm skeroding wil drtmk in snuoo...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
12-06-2010, 5:27 PM
#1210
Odd and impractical idea: good or bad depending on just what climate you live in and what type of wood as well as a number of other factors...and whatever your end goal... Using liquefied dung as a window cleaner...on a house or car of a moronic cel...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 4:23 PM
#1208
Good idea. No misfirings and you get that annoying lock of hair trimmed in the process. :p Pushing your pecks up against a cold glass window....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
12-01-2010, 1:32 AM
#1835
Granted, unfortunately there is some celebration happening where everyone is blowing up bowling balls exactly where you and and everybody you care about are suddenly and inexplicably all gathered in the same place at once--the ensuing shrapnel mess k...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
11-27-2010, 8:06 PM
#1833
Granted, unfortunately the ruler of the world is someone you soon come to hate and he has you humiliated everyday for the rest of your life. I wish all the street fighter characters were real....  [Read More]
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