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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 2:28 AM
#67
Get them all to start a worldwide rebellion against the shadow entities corrupting and ruling our societies of the earth. And I would impale the culprits. What would you do with a killer animation engine like what Mounty Oum has for his productions...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 1:56 AM
#65
I'd paradox our entire existence because I couldn't believe nobody thought of a more maniacal insidious way to bring harm to the masses. What would you do with yourself if Dr. Who and Rush were both bought up by MSNBC and put in the "bottom dra...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:38 PM
#63
Like you'd need to ask. Necromancy isn't the only thing I'd be doing. :naughty: What would you do with an electric multi-function power tool?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
12-30-2010, 6:48 PM
#60
Trick them into doing all sorts of stupid silly things and take a video of it, then find someone to post it up on youtube for the lulz. What would you do with a seafoam green monster truck and a bunch of canisters of oil slick?...  [Read More]
Posted in: yay and nay survey: TOR
  Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 12:00 AM
#43
^^^Look it's another 06'er. :p...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 10:54 PM
#183
Not a big deal...just put a bag over her face, and put cuffs on her. It'll be fine. :xp: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/ShiRuiXi/cornholio.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 10:30 PM
#181
Someone overdid it in a bathroom dressed up weird and posing weirder for the camera. http://www.animexhibit.com/posts/Temari_122.png I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary. I'm in the mood for pictures, dammit!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 9:05 PM
#179
No picture eh? :mad: You've just incurred GTA's wrath. As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either. http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016 Please, people, please don't make me do that. ======================...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 2:46 AM
#177
You have transformed into a creature that looks like a cross between Joy Behar and Susan Boyle before her makeover and you'll never get any better looking. You didn't post a pic. I'm going to have to hurt you now... http://lucasforums.com/picture.ph...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 10:47 PM
#1271
Excellent idea. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? (Shut up! I don't have a furries addiction! Even though straight people are statistically the most likely to have such an addiction. I don't have a furries addiction!!! I just like to have...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 5:53 PM
#1265
Good idea: someone really needs to 'spice things up a bit' as Bruce Almighty said. :dev11: ========== Mixing power tools and sex. Could be Good or bad :indif:, I have heard some horror stories of stupidity, then I have heard some success stories th...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 2:25 AM
#1260
Bad idea. You ever seen those Jack's Links beef jerky commercials? Taking a bunch of 'woof'* and making an explosive abominable woof man. A term I am trying to get to catch on "leaving a woof" that is an alternative for the term "tak...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:45 PM
#1257
Good idea: we'd have a lot less useless junk sitting around once the vehicles outlive their useful function. Good idea. What else would we do with them? Let a bisexual train them to be prostitutes maybe? Lighting up a smoke (any kind) in a firewor...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:35 PM
#1255
Good idea: we need a ship that is a ridiculous monstrosity like that. Throwing bad actors and actresses in a garbage disposal....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:14 PM
#1253
Bad Idea. I ain't gonna take it no more. Playing hockey like a bitch....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
12-30-2010, 6:46 PM
#1250
Good idea, I need something to spruce up my routine. Disturbing Ace Ventura and depriving him his special alone time....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 11:12 PM
#1847
Granted. We're not such a sick bunch. Just you. And another even more disgusting group comes in and overtakes us. And the rest of this forum. I wish Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers didn't start me down the rabbit hole....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 1:52 AM
#1845
Granted, unfortunately that awesome sex is with an inanimate object that electrocuted you. I wish my boxers would quit riding up on me....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:41 PM
#1843
Granted: You do but it ends up being the worst tone deaf out of key rendition that people boo you off the stage and your current lover disowns you. I wish Rockstar would officially reveal what happened to all the lovable main characters of past GTA...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:31 PM
#1841
Granted: you meet more arseholes than I ran into. I wish someone would stomp the crap out of Vince McMahon all over someone's clean livingroom....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 11:14 PM
#2861
No, it doesn't. But if it did, it'd be called "Lake Titicaca". Where did cornholio say that Lake Titicaca is?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 9:20 PM
#2857
depends on the microwave Why should one beware of a Dyson?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 5:58 PM
#2855
Because, you don't be crowdin' the goalie--ya need te extra edge. And I believe other teams' coaches are tyrannous evil men. Why is it that DarkDream from Dragon Warrior 6 is not really an evil bastard? (Hint: look up on YT)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 2:57 AM
#2853
Insane enough to launch a jar of jam at radar. Why did the abominable woof man blow up on your porch?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 2:23 PM
#2851
He isn't, it's the dumbassery of his neighbor Bob or the kettle-headedness of others that drives up his heare rate to want to do such a thing. Evil Spock is evil?...  [Read More]
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