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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Timeline: The Fall of Exar Kun
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 1:38 AM
#4
Oy...well, if they leave Darth Sion's rise from Kun's empire alone, I might still be able to conure a fanfic from it......  [Read More]
Posted in: FBI tells cartoonist to "go ghost"
  Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 12:27 AM
#20
Or stone women for no reason.... Or worse, execute a woman for "committing adultery" when she was in fact raped... :(...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Force Unleashed 2
  Darth Avlectus
10-08-2010, 1:57 AM
#35
Ain't gotten it yet. Or the first one though I played it. Blame my damn part time construction job with all those tools I have to buy. :p...  [Read More]
Posted in: Its a mad mad mad mad world
  Darth Avlectus
08-01-2010, 10:21 PM
#14
MADNESS!!@! How can you not have KEnny die in EVERY EPISODE?! Putting drops of Gold Schlagger in your eye as an alternative to Visene whe you need that oh-so-cool-and-fresh feeling....  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 3:52 PM
#67
Legend of the sword...?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
10-07-2010, 7:05 PM
#61
Hall Wins. Which means he gets to post the next picture. =]...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ground Zero Mosque
  Darth Avlectus
08-09-2010, 12:33 AM
#56
The thing is, that's been happening immediately after 9/11. Pretty much every Islamic society in the U.S. and even throughout the world immediately denounced al-Qaeda & Co. It wasn't just affluent, Western Muslims, though; even the most conservat...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ground Zero Mosque
  Darth Avlectus
08-08-2010, 8:54 PM
#51
If moslems definitively condemn the extremists in their beliefs who carry out these terrible actions, as all others condemn the terrible extremists in their respective religions, then we have some common ground from which to move forward and build a...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 11:48 PM
#153
That would be cool. (Quit visiting those paysites!) Finding out your best friend is having a heart attack....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 2:04 AM
#151
Curious... I thought my blood was orange and purple... Finding out your Identity has been stolen and you have an overdue balance of $43,000....  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
08-02-2010, 9:59 PM
#149
DAAAAAH! http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/frankenbunny.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-20-2010, 12:20 AM
#1139
Bad idea: just take a bat to their head and knock them the **** out. If you have dialog with them you only invite them to hit you instead. Telling your conniving drunken lesbian cousin to quit treading on the rest of the family and get lost since s...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 11:55 PM
#1137
Good idea, some people really need to stop being so serious AND hypocritical sometimes. (I.E. IAMS doing questionable testing on mice in Canada but the American counterparts couldn't care less, they only want to prevent you from eating eggs and bacon...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 10:19 PM
#1135
Bad idea, that would be equivalent to pissing off Father Grigori on his Pet Peeves show in GMOD idiot box. Being a black/goth metal band singing about hunting ducks with a spear. (Hint YT search "They Will Return")....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 8:52 PM
#1133
Bad idea unless you want to smell like spoiled cabbage. Throwing a jar of pills at an adversary when you need a little help....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 1:35 AM
#1131
She would be utterly hateful and revolted by me and beat the $*** out of me. Don't even get me started on what traits she might end up with--it isn't pretty. Even if she was just another me. What if I was Johnny Brennan?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 3:51 PM
#1117
Excellent idea: Those who learn the most are said to be "hungriest" for the knowledge. Wearing a thong of meat to a PETA sponsored fashion show....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 2:07 AM
#1113
Only good if you could afford it. Confessing your addiction to furries at a PETA conference....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
09-07-2010, 10:07 PM
#1109
Good idea, been there done that. One of the best pets you can have if you know how to raise it. (Just popping in to say hello and check messages. :D) Taking a grinder to a surface that will spark....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-02-2010, 3:35 AM
#1105
Depends: As it was intended good idea... Full on? Bad idea: FAILCON punch. (Are you referring to *that* failblog video? I just saw it for the first time this weekend! :D) Doing the same bike jump over the cactus pit, while bound to a bungee rope, o...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 11:06 PM
#1820
Granted. However, everyone around you is revolted and screams INCEST!!! oh wai-- I wish I could have a pet Metal KingSlime from dragon quest/warrior....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 10:25 PM
#1817
Granted, you do. However in your exuberance, MY evil male clone decides to take you out next with his laser. Then he and my evil female clone whom also murdered me decide to feast o' cannibalism...just before going to make children together... I'm de...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 10:13 PM
#1815
Granted, you ca now summon 40,000,000 lions at will. Unfortunately they are hungry lions with little to eat nearby and you are on the menu. I wish I had a dominant male clone of myself who was "a chargin' his laser"....  [Read More]
Posted in: Duke Nukem Forever this year?
  Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 4:17 PM
#46
If this comes out, it will make money whether it's good or not. The question is, will they respect this preorder?: http://www.slashgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gamestopduke-560x758.jpg Wow. The ink is still on that thing (let alone legible...  [Read More]
Posted in: Eliminator
  Darth Avlectus
08-06-2010, 2:52 AM
#586
Elimination: 7) Squidbillies due to its obscurity. Funny as hell to watch, though. Remainders 10) Family Guy 9) Fut-o-Rama 8) King of the Hill 6) Aqua Teens Hunger Force 5) The Simpsons 4) Bobobo-bo-bobobo 2) The Tick 1) The oddities collection (O...  [Read More]
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