Curious... I thought my blood was orange and purple...

Finding out your Identity has been stolen and you have an overdue balance of $43,000.

Oh ************************************************** ************************************************** *************************. How the ************************************************** * did this ************************************************** ** happen?

After vomiting, your vomit bursts into flame for no apparent reason.

That would be cool.

(Quit visiting those paysites!)

Finding out your best friend is having a heart attack.

I'd be concerned, but considering that's how his dad died, I wouldn't be entirely surprised.

Being cornered by the Weeping Angels, by which I mean the monsters from Doctor Who, not anything religious.

That's okay, I stole Flash Man's temporal displacement flasher.

Realizing you have stumbled upon knowledge the US government didn't want you to know and would subject you to terrible things if they found out you knew.

I'd panic, but then I'd figure out how to use it to my advantage.

Finding out you're a Zerophiliac (http://en.wikipedia.org/Zerophilia).

Scary at first... if one learned to cope then it might turn out okay...if not then one might commit suicide. (Ah yes, I've come to expect this type of blatant gender bender scenario from you. :rolleyes:)

This being your roommate:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/wtf_pics-musical-monstrosit.jpg)

I can be pretty weird myself.

This thing chasing you:
http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/1335a581-7859-48ec-85b4-ef1212dcf4df.jpg)

Not so much scary as interesting. I'd run so it didn't kill me but as soon as I could I'd hunt it and shoot it down to study it. Then submit it to Enix as a monster idea for their next dragon warrior/quest installment.

http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/laser-scar.jpg)

I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, but I guess it's unsettling.

Every single one of your nightmares coming true at once.

that would really suck......although ive only had like 3 continuous nightmares the played over and over each night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta0DlcxyY5M)

^^^HEY! I remember that! The reason it failed in America was because we beat them! :D

I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, but I guess it's unsettling.
Cosmetic laser surgery on a back.

Every single one of your nightmares coming true at once.
Not scary. Several nightmares of mine are merely flashbacks of bad things that really did happen. I suppose the remainder is hypothetical...if reality canceled out the impossible then I'd be dead or at least in agony begging to die. If not...I really don't know.



Waking up on a couch with these guys (http://www.ebosa.com/uploads/1010106353_1.jpg) on both sides in their usual smelly unbathed states and you had open wounds where they smeared god knows what.

meh id just go to the hospital

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m71m-LBqFQ)

That isn't frightening...I just see some mansmeat tree named Alec Baldwin that I have an urge to cut into little pieces. *REVS CHAINSAW* Come to papa!



Having Sweet Tooth from twisted metal coming after you with a white hot chainsaw of fire plasma and lightning with barbed wire.

I'm not scared. Ican't take clowns seirously.

Your mother.

Is a mean hardass.

Holding on for dear life to the underchasis of a monster truck.

Exhilarating.

Having to fight your doppelgänger to the death for your identity. (i.e. if he wins, you're dead and noone suspects a thing)

Easy, i can predict his every move and win.

Playing silent hill 2 for 50 hours straight.

Not scary in and of itself though the bad posture might have some scary consequences down the road.

This being Bayonetta 1.2-101:
http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/931b646738181ecdef81ac87717d3ba5/1960%20-%20bayonetta%20parody%20terminator.jpg)

Awesome.

Discovering Robot Santa from Futurama is real.

Does he come with that devil bot as well?! That would be awesome.
*notices frosting like residue on the inside of my underpants--oh wai...!*

Discovering you have not one but two huge brood swarms of yellow jackets in your house and no exterminator for at least2 hours and they're all pissed off and hungry NOW with *you* as the nearest meat source while they fight.

Sounds like a bad remake of L4D.

http://www.maniacworld.com/scary-face.jpg)

Not so much terrifying as it is aggravating after you stare at it for awhile.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/61%20Japan%20is%20Crazy.jpg)

^Is simply confusing to me.

http://tinyurl.com/scaryyoda)

Whoa...actually that could be rather terrifying. Wow. I wasn't ready for THAT one.

http://www.robotvsbadger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wtf-japan-seriously.jpg)

You have transformed into a creature that looks like a cross between Joy Behar and Susan Boyle before her makeover and you'll never get any better looking.

You have transformed into a creature that looks like a cross between Joy Behar and Susan Boyle before her makeover and you'll never get any better looking.

You didn't post a pic. I'm going to have to hurt you now...
http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016)

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http://www.kollewin.com/EX/09-16-06/laser_eye_surgery.jpg)

That could be interpreted a lot of different ways, not all of them frightening.

You've just incurred GTA's wrath.

No picture eh? :mad:

You've just incurred GTA's wrath.
As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either.
http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016)

Please, people, please don't make me do that.

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d-J-JGsD_rQ/TQeA9c7aKZI/AAAAAAAAEpY/EcW4bFhFuDw/s1600/psychopathic_clink303.jpg)

That's just face paint.

No picture eh? :mad:


As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either.


I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary.

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/fashion-fail-someone-likes-mario-in-a-creepy-way1.jpg)

Someone overdid it in a bathroom dressed up weird and posing weirder for the camera.

http://www.animexhibit.com/posts/Temari_122.png)


I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary.


I'm in the mood for pictures, dammit!

I was turned on ... until I saw the dead guy.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/4/25/b3b94f2b-b4e4-4e6d-897b-906cc9b19344.jpg)

Not a big deal...just put a bag over her face, and put cuffs on her. It'll be fine. :xp:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/ShiRuiXi/cornholio.jpg)

That's just Beavis and Butthead. Hardly scary.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/secondhand-nightmares-10-horrifying-thrift-store-finds/)

Creepy but not terrifying.

Having to fight a real llife version of Demon king Psaro reborn as Necrosaro:
gFCOGLSnWEQ

16-bit in real life? That is scary.

This (http://mr-dna.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d2som8q) happening to you. (NSFW Warning)

The phantom of the forum has deleted all posts made after this so I guess I have a second chance. Not terrifying. Just another gender bender thing I've come to expect from you.

With a minor appeal to my favor in bestiality. :dozey:


Police pulling up while you're loaded on all sorts of booze and drugs.

Good, they can join in.

Waking up to find Gary glitter standing over your bed

Not terrifying, I'd just kick him in the balls while he stood over me. Then beat the bejeepers out of him and perform a citizen's arrest on the damn pedophile. Several more convictions to add to that record.

Your doc sending a "kinky nurse" who has a face like this:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTbqxkqng_I2Io1OHbrmonJwO3ADHr_) knV558auiHWP85HL1kFaw&t=1

This is what you do with a human/ape hybrid? (it's photoshopped, and the eyes and teeth aren't human)

Being hunted by the BEEDEER!

Nah, I'll just have my team of a KingLeo, an Orligon, and a DracoLord take him down.


Your next econo priced doctor:
http://www.drirvingmd.com/lib/i/drirving2.jpg)

I'm not exactly prone to medical emergencies.

Being trapped in an ever-shrinking box.

Depends on what method of shrinking and what materials the box is made of. If it's strong enough to harm you, possibly kill you, then horrifying; if it's not strong enough to harm you, no big deal.

being stuck under a house full of sewage leaks, fermenting trash, and heroin needles from junkies.

Gross.

This happening to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3lavVkiFXw)

Not so much scary as...putting one off.

Walking out your house to see that a snowblower is about to fall on you for whatever reason.

I could survive that.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel)

Bah...it's just the anti-Easter bunny.

Spending oblivion with your most hated nemesis.....and he/she/it is in control.

Depends which Realm of Oblivion you mean. If its the Shivering Isles, I'll have lost my mind anyway.

Discovering you're a Time Lord the moment you're about to regenerate.

Not so terrifying. I played Time Lord for the NES by milton bradley. And I played Duke Nukem time to kill. I think I know what's up.

The trolls in Troll 2 having you trapped and about to eat you.

Pretty damn terrifying. I've never seen Troll 2, but I just looked it up. Unless I use my crazy-ass ninja skillz and pwn them all to the ground. Then, just... Mutilated.