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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Ugh! Birthers....
  Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 5:05 PM
#34
@ thread: I thought the reason for the whole "foreign born is not allowed to become president" thing was so that other countries could not have put in a puppet to usurp our constitution and cede our sovereignty to another country? Though b...  [Read More]
Posted in: Do you prefer to be hot or cold?
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 5:32 PM
#34
In palm desert CA at 115 F you can unhitch a car trailer onto its 3rd leg and come back in several hours to find that 3rd leg is now sunken several inches deep and depending on length it may be buried in the asphalt up to the hilt while the hitch nos...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
01-17-2011, 12:23 AM
#78
I'd have me an army of awesome, doin' The Lord's work fighting the tyranny of evil men and purging the selfish. I mean it beats Sam's role in GTA San Andreas as Officer Tenpenny. What would you do with the half working 'fluoro' ballast after you re...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
  Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 11:34 PM
#185
Creepy but not terrifying. Having to fight a real llife version of Demon king Psaro reborn as Necrosaro: gFCOGLSnWEQ...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
02-07-2011, 9:26 PM
#1389
Valiant idea: eventually you're going to get the corporate beatdown too. Marylin Manson as a psychiatrist....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-28-2011, 9:01 PM
#1383
Good idea, he's likely to be more fair than Vince McMahon. Giving Exile Darth Malak's voice with the KSE....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-25-2011, 1:05 AM
#1378
Excellent idea: sometimes (though not always) wining an internet argument is really like winning the special Olympics--you're still retarded. So F*** it, give all those uptight people a 'WTF?' when you show them 'what for' as you stylishly make them...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 11:29 PM
#1370
Bad idea, they'll be smart enough to recognize it isn't the real thing. OR worse you'll send them into a nicotine fit. Good Idea? Just google "dragon warrior gigaslash butterfly" and get back to me on that one. Using Toad Man's weapon aga...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 7:06 PM
#1368
Bad idea unless mass euthanasia of addicted people is your aim. Trying to kill a butterfly monster in dragon warrior monsters with the move gigaslash....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-17-2011, 12:17 AM
#1361
Horrible idea. The latter have minds of their own and act like broods of parasites. Among other things. Wearing just any sheets laying around to dressup and be a ghost. Hopes nobody has seen that halloween episode of Beavis and ButtHead....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 10:20 PM
#1359
BAAAAAAD Idea: soon as Nintendo finds out you infringed upon their question mark blocks, they will royally sue your ass. Good Idea, threats like that are usually hollow. Tell that to these poor schmucks: UPHuE5pDlEs Same scenario as I mentioned ab...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 6:26 PM
#1356
Good idea: I'm getting awfully sick of those whiny little bitches who pretend drama and that they hate their life and blahblahblah--they need to find something more constructive to do. Like becoming Alk's prostitutes because giving head is all they'r...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 5:11 PM
#1353
Good idea: now we can all look like freddy kruger (I would have said vader on mustafar but even he reminds me of freddy). Having gang staplings of wisecrackers....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 2:02 PM
#1351
Neutral: depends what for and where you're setting this fire alarm on fire... Bad if it's public because you could be arrested. Getting rid of stomach fat by rubbing draino on it until it leeches all the fat out....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 1:34 AM
#1348
Only a good idea if either the sandpaper is facing outward, or you like having your skin chafed off by abrasives. (You just gave me an idea of how to torture someone!) BTW: Yes, standard mechanics are assumed, though the aquahawk is actually of the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-15-2011, 11:40 PM
#1346
Bad idea: Its metal surface will arc and cause the microwaves to deflect back into the microwave magnetron thereby destroying it. .....unless that was what you're aiming for. Trying water based attacks on an aquahawk (another dragon warrior/quest re...  [Read More]
Posted in: Jumping
  Darth Avlectus
02-06-2011, 11:07 PM
#58
If it's going to be an action oriented RPG, sure, why not? ^ And isn't this you just did a necro? Mmmmm. Necrophelia. :p But anyway, jumping would be, excuse me, retarded. Jumping to practical ends, as a mean of accessing certain areas, can be eas...  [Read More]
Posted in: Let us sing a merry song-like song
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 5:28 PM
#114
I will milk the cow, while mr. Bean masters the sneaky bow; You go to the booneys seeking hookers and cheap thrills, only to find that Louis ran out of pills. Jet set the bitter tweakers get in the $hit pits to go find a roasted piggy while Dragon...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
02-08-2011, 6:27 PM
#2925
Much on all levels and about the same danger wise provided it stays in the microwave. Incurring the wrath of the Almighty bunghole....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-28-2011, 8:57 PM
#2922
Go look it up. Do you want douche or trash on that sno-cone?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-23-2011, 1:41 AM
#2918
Because that's the secret to making a double-up mutation of those 3 headed gigantic dragon! SHHH! Stop giving away secrets on evolution and mutation! Is it a bad idea to use a Co2 laser on glass?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 6:02 PM
#2915
Someone would need to take my place. Someone who could fight n00bz and doesn't afraid of anything. (Thank you for the referral Sabrez) Someone who has pet rats the size of wolves, like purifier. Someone who can make moderators fluff up like turkeys....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 12:39 AM
#2913
No. Some douchenick would ruin it. We would have a new oppressor. (BTW nice use of what if outside its thread. :smirk2:) If it's currently 10:04 PM and you're swimming through glitter infused tomato soup, what are you planning to wear to the next f...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 10:22 PM
#2902
hey aren't. They are kicking a boomer in the ass. *covers up with tarp* Why did you roll the tire off the hill before beavis was fully inside it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-14-2011, 7:31 PM
#2900
I'd take it for a truck ride because it would be my new best friend. How many psychiatrists does it take to unscrew an infra-bulb?...  [Read More]
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