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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: ObamaCare congresswoman sleeps with fishes; news at 11
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2011, 12:58 AM
#8
Kay I was going to stop posting here just because tensions arise. But to this I just have to say something. As a libertarian I have never been particularly a fan of Palin despite my rightward lean. Personally I abhor that she shoots wolves. Having h...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
01-10-2011, 1:32 AM
#72
I'd make Nikola Tesla proud as I demolished properties of J.P. Morgan and Westinghouse. What would you do with Diamond coated carbide cutting wheels for a rotary tool?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What would you do with...........? (read first post)
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 8:52 PM
#70
I'd not mix the two together but rather make 2 separate disasters waiting to happen. What would you do if your unsolved rubix cube got sucked into a small black hole, then was spit back out to you solved? :freakout: Where did you find one of those?...  [Read More]
Posted in: yay and nay survey: TOR
  Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 6:48 PM
#47
Not at all. When someone first told me it would be an MMO about five years ago, I was hoping I had heard wrong...but no... Sorry MMOs are just not my cup of tea. I play games very irregularly and when I do, I often don't have internet access or very...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2011, 2:43 PM
#1301
Excellent idea: from cullinary to barbaric. Just break the outer glass of the blender and not only do you have a rotational cutter blade, you have jagged glass to boot. I'm going to remember this. Using a longer head fastening bolt (same thread coun...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2011, 1:12 AM
#1297
Good idea, I can't stand those arrogant bastards. Bad idea, compression only goes so far. Are you absolutely sure? You *really* might want to check your facts on vacuum pumps on a hobbyist budget if you were being for reals, otherwise ignore this if...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 9:24 PM
#1295
Bad idea, that would be better applied in crimes of sexual assault. Sync post victim (Alk) Neutral to bad: Kind of pointless as there isn't much to burn on a fire extinguisher. Bad in that if you do (in the highly unlikely case) succeed you are 1) w...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 6:00 PM
#1292
Good idea, it sounds incoherent and messed up. Making everything happen all at once in this thread....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-07-2011, 7:19 PM
#1289
Bad idea. He has ack--! What the F*** you talking about me going over my head? YOU SAID I'm bringin' HEAT on you?! I gotta listen to people because of YOUR F***ing S***?! You're ordering ME out?! You better get your own F***ing army, pal. Watching P...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 5:39 PM
#1286
Good idea: We could all use a little tipsy without touching the hard stuff. At least it isn't as bad as someone's fail idea for a megaman boss character called insemination man. >_< Machining a magnesium bicycle frame with an industrial lase...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 8:58 PM
#1283
Good idea, just make sure you whack some people in the head with that hammer. Huffing that awful smelling nitrite stuff medics use to bring you back to consciousness again, after eating a big meal....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 8:48 PM
#1281
Neutral: if you want to invest in that and market it, I won't stop you. The world is full of trial and error, my friend. Letting Alk use backerboard sheers on the fingers of the filthy weasel that sexually harassed my little sister when she was 12....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 2:38 PM
#1279
Pointless idea: Aside from slowing it down being a question of how to achieve, really, you still die. Just get it over with. @GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is? "Kill me quick"? Sure, but I wasn't going to tell if they weren't going to...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 2:57 AM
#1273
Neutral, results will vary. Hiring the big fat "sit on you" guy from adult swim to sit on carrot top's head....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 2:27 PM
#1849
Granted, you con't have to and consequently don't. Because it is going to get botched regardless. Granted, but you were turned into a gerbil and started up the bung hole. :devburn: And knowing how you'd ruin my wish, probably up the bunghole of Ste...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-09-2011, 2:48 PM
#2890
*little old lady shoots you from behind* <PLAF!> "I'm sorry I'm late, but I did say I'd make everything right... you broke bitch-@$$ mutha ****ah!" Pwned by his own mama. :disaprove If I used a 35 ton rotary snowblower, how many pass...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 9:31 PM
#2888
Because I *must* save him from himself--I cannot have him be the tyranny of evil men. Who wants to make a home built X ray machine?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 9:27 PM
#2886
On tuesdays at 5:07 PM, yes. Who is mr trashcan man? (I want to spear tackle him, Bill Goldberg status.)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 4:22 PM
#2884
It's just that way and I don't know. :p Bounty: Giving Vince McMahon a swirley for $40; Will anybody take it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-07-2011, 7:10 PM
#2882
Yes. And it would be "special Ed" to play doctor who. Why do you have squirrels in your pants?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 8:20 PM
#2879
No. Mr. Bean did it. But it wasn't to kill you. He mistook it for a new popcorn. Why is Luigi telling me "F*** you and F*** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!"?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 7:36 PM
#2877
Be thankful I have no idea what you're talking about--snap out of it man! Why is your ****in' dog stuck in my piano?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 5:44 PM
#2873
Anakin Skywalker. Does GTA derive sexual pleasure from sticking his foot in people's asses? Sadistic pleasure, but I can't say it turns me on. Actually it's getting kind of annoying not having my foot out of there but it's stuck. If it's 2:05 PM, a...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 8:55 PM
#2867
1. If I were a piano launcher and you were a jungle gym, what does that make the 20 office workers that Totenkopf just used a panzer to take out?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 2:22 PM
#2865
NICARAGUA! AGUA for my bunghole! Bunghole! Bungholio! I come here, to command you, to bring me your teepee! I AM CORNHOLIO! Have you seen the almighty bunghole?!...  [Read More]
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