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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Varmint's K2 Weapons Overhaul
  Darth Avlectus
07-27-2010, 11:12 PM
#14
Modifier parts that add physical damage? Might do nicely on a disruptor. ;) Maybe an Elite Assassin's equivalent to Elite Watchman blaster with a few different but comparable stats. (Gives an excuse to put more elite sith assassins in the game?) Mi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Its a mad mad mad mad world
  Darth Avlectus
07-27-2010, 7:45 PM
#9
Possible. It would sure stop the worlds worst cases of constipation. Anything to avoid that expensive, embarrassing doctor's visit to be 'cleaned out'. :p Making a bomb that explodes and rains "adult novelties"....  [Read More]
Posted in: Its a mad mad mad mad world
  Darth Avlectus
07-26-2010, 4:41 PM
#7
Possible. Because we've already made games like M.U.G.E.N. to cross over fantasy universes and innovaiton is a beautiful thing. Stapling your tongue to the desk in school then running down the hall....  [Read More]
Posted in: Its a mad mad mad mad world
  Darth Avlectus
07-23-2010, 8:24 PM
#4
Possible but excessive idea. Why not just run around the white house lawn, naked, screaming, and busting shots at it? :xp: Possible, but why would u do that? B/C my sex life has no passion and needs a good sprucing up. :p Making a biological wea...  [Read More]
Posted in: Its a mad mad mad mad world
  Darth Avlectus
07-23-2010, 12:04 AM
#2
Possible AND mad: you can't see where you're going even if you have a reverse gear. Finger****ing a tiolet while french kissing a light socket....  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
07-23-2010, 8:19 PM
#52
South Park: What's up Cartman's mom's ass? :dev9:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
07-23-2010, 12:05 AM
#48
Couch fishing....  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2010, 4:59 PM
#45
OKAY Baron Von Sexy, shake dat ass and show us a pic....  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2010, 9:22 PM
#35
Megaman Ultra? Correct!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
07-19-2010, 3:28 PM
#32
Super Mario Crossover? In a sense... Something from the Mega Man franchise. Thanks captain obvious. :p Now...Which one is it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Guess which video game this is
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2010, 8:18 PM
#29
Nope....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ground Zero Mosque
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2010, 8:57 PM
#39
As long as it complies with zoning laws, which it does, to my knowledge, let them build it. Yeah, some extremists will see it as a mark of victory, but they'd get the same propaganda value from railing against the tyranny of the great satan if we did...  [Read More]
Posted in: Would you be interested in a fanfic/fanart section in this forum?
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2010, 6:13 PM
#5
Well, I wouldn't oppose it necessarily. If popularity arises for the TOR forums here, it'll make for one more community besides the KOTOR area and also I do know the the Jedi Knight forums have some of their own RP and fanfic areas... Just my opini...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
08-01-2010, 10:18 PM
#1103
Povided what is being cooked is NOT: -Live small animals directly -non-microwaveable -Healthy Choice TV dinner vegetables (I got a mild to moderate intestinal blockage from that--basically constipation but still rather undigested and stuck in the sma...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-23-2010, 8:26 PM
#1101
Good idea: Those people at least need a little adrenaline surge. Who knows? Maybe some will have a heart attack. Cooking your food with prods powered from line outlet....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2010, 5:00 PM
#1097
Good idea. Celebrity deathmatch needs more content. Suppositories in flavors like cool glacier, tingly vanilla, and hot cinnamon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2010, 6:43 PM
#1094
Good idea, I think GTA games incorporate something like that already. Good until the cops come after you. Launching a toilet bomb full of barbs from a barbed wire fence strand into the house of that "ultimate freakout" kid's house....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2010, 9:17 PM
#1092
Bad idea: Have you watched that one episode of family guy where Peter tried to be a douchebag to the Jews? --Don't say I didn't warn ya. Pissing off Bill Goldberg by vandalizing all of his cars before hot august nights and then hoping Keith and Ed c...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2010, 8:26 PM
#1084
Good idea: if you're using ammo that will turn into a mini-sun you'll exile him back to hell--assuming the shot is fired. *loads all chambers* Hiring Bruce Campbell to demolish Pyron from Darkstalkers....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
07-19-2010, 3:37 PM
#1809
Granted, unfortuinately the fun ends early for you as you get buried first by their newest additions: Shoulder dwelling butt monkeys, Tree spider buttmonkeys, and the all new gun wielding evolution monkeys as described by Marylin Manson in the song C...  [Read More]
Posted in: Q & A
  Darth Avlectus
07-19-2010, 3:45 PM
#91
That wasn't your mom I was projecting onto. :dev8: That was someone else soon to be a mom, though. Why would a "Black" bear want to use a bunny rabbit as TP, especially if that bunny rabbit previously used to be barbara boxer (until she pi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Q & A
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2010, 8:13 PM
#87
Because it uses a 'bat'. :dev10: What in the hell?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Eliminator
  Darth Avlectus
07-26-2010, 9:25 PM
#584
Modern day comedy animations or catroons with the most cultural impact (Sorry if it's American centric as I don't know prime time mainstream for other countries!!!): 10) Family Guy 9) Fut-o-Rama 8) King of the Hill 7) Squidbillies 6) Aqua Teens Hung...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-19-2010, 3:33 PM
#2845
Someone who doesn't kill it by forcing it to birth more and more eggs oce they realize it has lain eggs of gold. 'Roid rage or 'Rhoid rage?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2010, 8:15 PM
#2842
Nah I have a whole bunch of my own cough drops thanks. Who is a jackass that watches jackass?...  [Read More]
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