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Hallucination

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Posted in: (Forum game) Type your username with your elbow
  Hallucination
01-07-2009, 1:05 AM
#39
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? It is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face. O, be some other name Belonging to a man. What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other word would s...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-19-2009, 12:04 AM
#1034
Granted, but it's just enough scarf to hang yourself and nothing more. And you're very bored. I wish I didn't have time to kill and that I wasn't out for blood....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-18-2009, 11:51 PM
#1032
Granted, your hands are now full-size Gordon Freemans, and it looks like your arms are sodomising them. I wish I knew how to play bass guitar well....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-17-2009, 12:19 AM
#1003
Granted, how does it look on a 1.5 inch screen? I wish I were a digital watch that could run Crysis owned and loved by a totally hot chick. Loved waaaaaaay to much....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-14-2009, 11:59 PM
#996
Granted, but you regret that it was non-romantic shortly after finding out what a great guy he is. Also, you find out that you're gay. I wish all music was like the 80's music....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-10-2009, 2:46 PM
#948
^Granted, but only because prostitution is now legalised everywhere. I wish I had a Chemist Tree in my backyard....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-10-2009, 2:33 PM
#946
Granted, but you're part of the minority. I wish Green Jelly was touring Canada....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-08-2009, 5:57 PM
#931
Granted, but the night you get it you go out and leave it at home. And you drive, windows open, into a stray mustard gas cloud. I wish that we were in a medieval setting where everyone was named after pieces of furniture, and that I was the great he...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-08-2009, 5:34 PM
#929
Granted, but he's funny because he does unflattering impersonations of you. I wish that I would be sent into a future (where only hot people existed and the fashion was sterile white labcoats) as a labcoat and that I would be worn by the hottest wom...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-07-2009, 12:49 AM
#912
Granted, but the radius of the orbit is bigger than you thought and you burn up in the atmosphere. I wish I were a hideous monster made entirely out of the most delicious chocolate in the world so I could get all the children in the world to eat me...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-07-2009, 12:15 AM
#908
Granted, but everyone else is playing the half dragon, half Sith, half vampire Dark Jedi who is either evil beyond redemption or can only be redeemed by being kiss by a Jedi prince with a heart of gold. Way to go man, all those Mary Sues. :disaprove...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-05-2009, 2:45 PM
#888
Granted, but it's one of the ones made in the '90s. I wish I were a youtube superstar for doing the dumbest harmless thing ever done in the history of mankind on film....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-03-2009, 11:27 PM
#885
Granted, but they have you re-enacting a tree. In a re-enactment of a naval battle. I wish Google Chrome would support add-ons soon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-03-2009, 6:45 PM
#883
Granted, but you speak/read neither German nor English. I wish I were an English/German dictionary in a classroom (that is filled exclusively with students who respect their learning materials very much) waiting to be used to further someone's educa...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-03-2009, 3:11 PM
#881
Granted, but Winston's suspicions were right and Big Brother never existed. I wish I all words in the English language started with a 'w'....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-02-2009, 9:01 PM
#868
Granted, but you spend all your days wishing away your problems, which are becoming more and more numerous. I wish I had a perfectly edible piece of pork schnitzel in front of me, with a side of sauerkraut....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
01-02-2009, 8:51 PM
#866
Granted, but no one else speaks it so you get sent to an asylum for being crazy. I wish I could quit you....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
12-28-2008, 7:50 PM
#769
Granted, you're an orphan. I wish I could transform into a Volkswagen hippy bus....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
12-20-2008, 11:34 PM
#760
Granted, but everyone is offended by your mixing every holiday into one and kills you. I wish I were fun to play with, not to eat....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
12-18-2008, 11:57 PM
#743
Granted, but no one knows what the hell that is and you get arrested for possession because the cops think it's a cocaine machine. I wish you read my last was properly read. QQ...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Hallucination
12-18-2008, 11:36 PM
#741
Granted, but it's a PhD in Art History. I wish I were a perfect Mathematics PhD waiting to be awarded to a scholarly gentleman in a well recognised university in Bavaria....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Hallucination
01-18-2009, 1:18 PM
#1676
Yes, and Cat Latin will become the language of the intelligentsia promptly thereafter. What is the 29th last number in the Fibonacci sequence?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Hallucination
01-17-2009, 4:01 PM
#1670
Because you just came off of a 10 day meth-fueled gaming marathon. Why is my computer such a dust magnet?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Hallucination
01-07-2009, 1:50 AM
#1650
Just about nil. I hope you like homebrewed 3.5e. Can you be a has been if you never were?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Hallucination
01-07-2009, 1:19 AM
#1648
Because the idiots at WotC never read any good books (i.e. any books where the BBEG isn't all about rape and murder). Why would I want to play DnD 4.0's MMO-wannabe gameplay when I already play WoW and want to experience something different in my ta...  [Read More]
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