Hallucination

02-22-2009, 8:22 PM
#1244

It's pretty obvious that Tribbiani is an undercover FBI agent here to catch pedophiles. How do I know? He spells better than most people three times his age. Sorry I blew your cover dude, better luck next time. ;)... [Read More]

Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game

Hallucination

02-21-2009, 1:08 PM
#14

I can has rainbow! -windu6 If you've been around Ahto long enough you'd get it.... [Read More]

Posted in: Did you make New Year's Resolutions?

Hallucination

02-01-2009, 1:37 AM
#20

If it makes you feel better the white part is up for debate.... [Read More]

Posted in: Did you make New Year's Resolutions?

Hallucination

01-26-2009, 9:55 PM
#16

My resolution was to only post on lucasforums naked. It's working. =D Especially on my laptop.... [Read More]

Posted in: Is there any hope of TOR being an online and offline game?

Hallucination

02-12-2009, 5:08 PM
#20

What True_Avery means is that you can run WoW on a toaster and Bioware is setting that as their target too.... [Read More]

Posted in: Is there any hope of TOR being an online and offline game?

Hallucination

02-12-2009, 12:16 AM
#17

^At the cost of PC user enjoying a crippled control system. I think I'll pass.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

02-25-2009, 7:07 PM
#1326

Granted, but the event turns out to be a lark. I wish that I weren't wearing my pants now.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

02-23-2009, 7:14 PM
#1322

Granted, but the Russians aren't happy about that. I wish I were a deadly hand grenade ready to be thrown and blow up. =D... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

02-13-2009, 10:38 PM
#1247

Granted, but you feel the need to use that as a pick-up line. Needless to say, your love life suffers. I wish I were a respectable singer.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

02-06-2009, 11:54 AM
#1208

Granted, but you aren't as good as you like think and you drop it, causing it to sever your foot. I wish banana trees would grow in the wild here.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

01-25-2009, 7:17 PM
#1117

Granted, but there's a reason they're cheap as dirt. I wish I owned the world's most successful strudelhaus, which earned its position by serving awesome strudels and for having exceptionally attractive waitresses.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

01-24-2009, 12:38 AM
#1107

Granted, but they ask you to hand inspect every one of them. And they're very unstable. I wish I had a giant cardboard cake that contained a living 700-pound gorilla who obeyed my every command.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

01-20-2009, 10:11 PM
#1058

Granted, but people think you're a police officer and start a riot all around you. Shields only cover one side. :( I wish the next president were a lesbian and did the whole 'first family' thing with her wife and three kids, two adopted Chinese daug... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

01-19-2009, 11:53 PM
#1048

Granted, but it's fedora linux, and you look like an idiot with a computer on your head. What were you thinking man? You aren't David Bowie. I wish I had superb toe dexterity.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation

Hallucination

01-19-2009, 8:38 PM
#1043

Granted, you burn up in the atmosphere. I wish I were a salmon of delicious proportions.... [Read More]

Posted in: The Excuse Game

Hallucination

02-23-2009, 7:07 PM
#219

Hall only helps those who help themselves. Sell your body. For charity!... [Read More]

Posted in: The Excuse Game

Hallucination

02-13-2009, 10:43 PM
#151

Do you know what those things are made of?! Collect taxes in my name!... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

02-21-2009, 1:03 PM
#1924

Feathers. Everywhere. Can you do simple math, such as solving the Riemann Hypothesis?... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

02-21-2009, 12:49 PM
#1922

They already have, quiltmaking was given to humans by the Little Green Manz, to whom it is a form of worshiping their god of softness and warmth. If you went back in time, kidnapped your 5-year-old self and brought him/her to the present, what would... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

02-20-2009, 6:39 PM
#1915

Not very, shrapnel landing on us =/= cool. =/ If you were a lemon tree, what kind of car would you drive?... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

02-15-2009, 12:02 AM
#1875

So awesome that I'd mute the music to listen to my own like I do with most games. Is it wrong that whenever I work as a mall Santa that I tell children they're adopted?... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

01-20-2009, 12:50 AM
#1698

Ibuprofen. Who decided to name a drug that?... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

01-19-2009, 9:35 PM
#1696

They did, it wasn't T.V. worthy because everyone knows that it works. Is this thread addictive like a rug or a drug?... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

01-19-2009, 12:55 AM
#1688

Depends on what the warning was. If you said they were weeping I'd probably believe you. Can you measure peer pressure in Pascals?... [Read More]

Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

Hallucination

01-19-2009, 12:46 AM
#1686

Depends on if there is actually poisonous gas around and if I don't have a mask of my own. What is it that attracts idiots to LotRO?... [Read More]

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