Granted, but he kills you because he didn't like you...

M@RS wishes people didn't notice he sometimes forgets to make his wish.

Granted, but they now notice the many other flaws about him.

I wish Don Knotts was still alive.

Granted but then everything that is funny now would not be. (because he is funny).

I wish that the wish I am making could be granted for real...........











































































































you scrolled down to read this??!?!?!?!?!?! just post already!!!!!!!

I wish Padwon_link realized how unfunny his joke was.

Granted but it was not supposed to be.............

I wish the moon was made of cheese that could be used to fuel our cars but instead of producing greenhouse gases it produced nachos, tacos, mac n' cheese, and grilled cheese.

Granted, but it looks dark and viscous and smells very bad.

I wish there were more national holidays.

Granted, but that's because you're in a fascist country.

I wish I know what I roll on skill checks IRL.

Granted, but then you kill yourself in a fit of depression.

I wish we didn't have to wish for anything.

granted but then there would be no point in your life...

I wish that the thing that counts posts would realize that i have posted over 120 times.

Granted, but due to a spamming penalty, your count is reduced to -5.

I wish we could stay awake 22 hours/day with no negative side affects.

You can, but you find nothing to do in those extra hours.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted but then everyone would think that you were an alien

I wish the picture of the hot girl on the side ad was my girlfriend because mine cheated on me.

Granted, but the ads on the side of the page are showing a CGI girl and a 6-year-old, so your girlfriend is either not real or the cops are coming to get you.


And she's cheating on you more than the last one.

I wish that my boss wasn't a stereotypical yelling old man from the Old World.

Granted, tonight he will become a she and will shriek, not merely yell, at you.

I wish this game would end for all of us.

Granted.

But then it started again.

Now it is ended.

I wish that you were funny. :|

granted but i broke my humerus

i wish that was funny

You do, but now it hurts reallllllly bad when you laugh.

I wish you people were funnier. :xp:

Granted, but you have lost the understanding of what is funny.

I wish that I was taller

Granted, but doorways are now shorter. Waayyyy shorter.

I wish I earned 25% more money per hour and kept the same hours.

Granted, but everyone else will make 50% more, and the price of everything goes up.

I wish that summer wouldn't end. :^:

Granted. Summer is now Winter.


I wish that everything tasted like root beer.

Granted, but root beer tastes like **** now.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you would hear everything at once.

I wish that I had my own plane.

Granted, but it conflicts with our current plane of reality, leading to an inescapable dimension-ripping vortex that annihilates us.

I wish I was Thor.

Granted, although you and your race commit mass suicide. (http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/Thor)

I wish i could find a better paying job.

Granted, but you don't qualify for it.

I wish that nothing goes wrong with my wish.

Granted, and nothing happens. Nothing at all.

I wish I had three pairs of hands.

Yes, but unfortunately the price of this is that you're now a eunuch.

I wish I weren't too lazy to think up a wish right now.

Granted, you'll never be lazy again. Not even when you sleep. You'll die by lack of sleep.

I wish my forms would be filled already!

Granted, however, they give you 100 more to fill out.

I wish for eternal life!

Granted, but I though you said external. :xp:

I wish for world peace. :yoda3

Granted, but someone trips and shoots someone, and a war is started over it...

I wish I had an amazing computer...

Granted, but it's amazing that it keeps crashing. :xp:


I wish that I could read minds...

Granted, but those whose minds you read can read what you think of what they're thinking.

I wish that previous statement made more sense.

Granted, but it made less sense.


I wish for a ruined wish. :xp:

Good luck with that.

I wish I had more time on weekends.

Granted. You just need to get up earlier and start sleeping later.

I wish it would rain down

Granted, but it rains up.

I wish that certain people were smarter...

Granted, but you took their place and became stupid.

I wish that I could afford a mortgage.

Granted, but it's a mortgage on your dads garden shed..

I wish I had smaller ears..

Granted, but you lose your hearing.

I wish for Jar Jar being in carbonite to become canon. :xp:

It is. But the future movies will use it as a plot device and unfreeze him so he can take the lead role for episodes 7 through 9.

I wish I could have a Spartan-like trained body.

Granted, but you die because of all the steroids you took... :xp:

I wish I had a bigger room...

Granted, but it's so big it takes you a week to get back to the door.

I wish that the UK wasn't in a recession.

Granted... It's at recess :lol:

I wish I had a really cool job...

Granted, but it's teaching in Alaska. :xp:

I wish that TFU was released for PC.

Granted but only 1 copy is made and it goes to the creator.
I wish i had a table that could float.

Granted, but now the table stopped floating, and drops on your head, giving you a major concussion.
I wish I had a wish.