Granted. But tommorrow the Admins will come to your house in a black van and kill you.

I wish I was a Stormtrooper... (One that's alive) :xp:

Granted, but then you're killed immediately afterward.

I wish politicains would cut taxes instead of raising them (as if).

Granted! But the world economy colapses and you end up living in a box...

I wish I had a Subaru Impreza WRXI...

Granted. It's missing its engine.


I wish I had a working ray gun.

Granted, but you held it wrong and killed yourself.

I wish my laptop wasn't Vista...

Granted, it's MDdos , 1987 version!

I wish I could ride that Honda CRX racing car I just raced again :D

Granted. It breaks down upon inserting the ignition key.

I wish I had more courage.

Granted, but you're so courageous that you join the military and it doesn't end well for you.

I wish I could watch the new season of Venture Bros from Singapore.

Granted, but are immediately arrested for dropping your bubble gum on the pavement in Singapore (an are sentenced to prison), which truely counts as a crime there.

I wish I was an Epic moderator/admin here! The power....the POWER! :xp:

Granted, but it comes with the responsibility of dealing with the stupid noobs.

I wish I had a yoink stick.

Granted. However, you'll have to duel Rhett or itchy to keep it.

I wish for an extra wish.

Granted. But you wished never to be able to wish again. :p

I wish I had some chicken...

Granted, but it's genetically altered chicken that tastes horrible.

I wish I could be beta Halo 3 on Legendary. Speaking of which, anyone got any tips on the levels on Legendary?

Granted, you can beat it! After intensive training, that is....

I wish my Battlefield 2142 would stop messing around :(
(Everytime I want to play it, it says it can't find the disc...tried everything, helpdesk etc..but no result)

Granted, you can fix it (that game rocks)

I wish my skin would be viewable in ModView

Granted. You have no model to attach it to, though.


I wish I had an extra pair of jeans.

Granted. But it's brown and full of holes 'n dirt.

I wish I could do my homework faster

Granted, but now you've forgotten that your dog ate the homework and have flunked class the next day.

I wish an opening theme would play every time I take a step.

Granted, but people beat you up cuz it's annoying. *pounds topshot to a pulp.* :)

I wish the stupid people would shut up.

Granted, but now the super-intellectual people won't stop being so damn annoying!


I wish my DS had history-rewriting capabilities.

It does now and plans to write you out of existence.

I wish the election were tomorrow so that the media would shut up about it already.

They do, so no-one knows about the elections and a dictator is chosen!

I wish I could play the guitar as good as Clapton..

You do, but it's Izzy Clapton from down the street (who also happens to be extremely tone deaf).

I wish that Sex And The City would flop.

It does...for the male viewers at least :xp:

I wish I could play for the Dutch team on the Euro Soccer tournament..

You can......but you're only the towel/water boy.

I wish all the people that wrote malicious virus code had their computers explode everytime they attempted to create a new bug or modify an existing one.

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately, you attempted to create a virus, and your computer exploded, destroying you as well.

I wish that I was immune to the Ruining of Wishes! :p

Granted; however, but the government will force you to. Sorry! :)

I wish for a great summer!

Granted, but when September rolls around you don't feel like working and your GPA gets shot to Hell's basement.

I wish I was a Deep One.

Granted, but deep has now been redefined as shallow.

I wish spring skipped summer and went straight to fall.

Granted. However, it is now winter where you live and fall for the rest of us where we are.

I wish I had a good job.

Granted; but hating tomatoes will get you fired!!

I wish kids in my neighborhood would stop thinking they are better then me at street surfing.

Granted, but now they start thinking they are better then you at everything else.

I wish I had a more creative title.

You create one, but the staff thinks it's too pornographic and ban you for life.

I wish we needed to sleep fewer hours a day.

Granted, but passing out drunk does not count as sleep. :xp:

I wish I had some pie right now.

Granted, I make a mean Apple Pie. :D

I wish I was 16.

Here's your pie

http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=74&pictureid=347)

Granted, but you get a crappy car to drive.

I wish I had Team Fortress 2.

You get it, but only to find out the install disks are empty.

I wish red were green.

Granted, you're now colorblind

I wish I was rich...:lol: doesn't anyone...

^Granted, you now owe the bank 1 million dollars.

I wish I was Adam West.

Who's that, granted if it makes you happy :)

I wish I lived in California (San Diego)

^Adam West was Batman (1960s TV version)

You will......after it becomes part of Mexico.

I wish I had the Midas touch, but that the only thing I couldn't turn into gold was human flesh (ie then I can't accidentally kill myself).

Granted! But the stock market collapses under the overflood of gold and it becomes worthless and you are stuck with unfortunate smelting accidents around you.

I wish the computer-fix guy would take up his phone! This d*mned machine is still pumpin blue screens!

Granted, but your machine blows up and you can't use it anyways...

I wish, I didn't have to get glasses...

Granted, you can either take lensen, laser your eyes or walk into every object you (can't) see. Pick one! :xp:

I wish I could use Force Lightning to fry some idiots...

Granted, but you on accident shock you and your girlfriend while in a public pool...

I wish, I could play the drums like Neal Pert...

Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Neal Pert is.

I wish I could play guitar like Buckethead.

Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Buckethead is. (Deja Vu :D)

I wish The Force was real

this is Neil Peart (I misspelled his name :D)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/NeilPeart.JPG)
Here's his life story too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Peart)

Granted, the Force forces you off your computer. :xp:

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, but now you become nonexistent, since I have no idea who Buckethead is. (Deja Vu :D)

Shoulda seen that coming.
THIS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckethead) Is Buckethead, the best guitarist you've never heard of.


this is Neil Peart (I misspelled his name :D)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/NeilPeart.JPG)
Here's his life story too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Peart)

I also shoulda known who Neil Peart is, I'm a big Rush fan.

Granted, you think of wish, but your wish is for you to go bankrupt and you end up on the streets as a beggar :xp:

I wish, Emperor Palpatine died in a saber fight with Vader...

Granted, but he inhabits a clone body afterwards to fry Vader's behind...

I wish the girl I loved would realise it without me having to tell her :)