Granted, but you don't feel anything.
I wish the Battlefront forums weren't dead.
Granted, but then you'd get shot.
I wish more people liked the KOTOR MMO.
Granted, but those people have a cumulative IQ of 3, which makes the rest of look stupid by association.
I wish for a closed beta invite to TOR.
Granted, but you can't play the full release.
I wish I was Kane.
Granted, but you're Kane from a parallel universe in which noone has heard of you.
I wish I had Paul McGann's voice and accent.
Granted, but the moment you do you regenerate :p.
I wish I could see into the future.
Granted, but your actions based on what you see prevent the utterly awesome future you see.
I wish Henry Ian Cusick would ditch LOST to be the Eleventh Doctor.
Granted, but he hates his new job and stops acting completely.
I wish that new-gen console gaming systems weren't so freaking expensive!
Granted, but they turn out to be Commodore 64's with fancy names drawn on with crayon.
I wish I was capable of switching between being male or female at will.
Granted, but you have a really bad sense of timing.
I wish the Jonas brothers would explode.
Granted. No objection there. ;P
I wish that McCain would win this election.
Granted, but he dies of natural causes five minutes after taking office.
I wish I could lucid dream.
Granted, but it's lucid daydream.
I wish I had a nice, big, juicy steak.
Granted, but the juice is man juice.
I wish I didn't have to share this forum with Republicans. Despite the fact I'm not American, I know how important it is for the most influential country in the world to be DEMOCRATIC. Yeah. I wish that.
Granted, but doing so stifles their rights, and makes it ironically less democratic.
I wish R. A. Salvatore would write for Doctor Who.
Granted, but the book sucks.
I wish that people would just get used to fact that Obama's the POTUS and stop bitching about it!
Granted, but then they start bitching even more about something far less important.
I wish for a TF gun like in El Goonish Shive.
Granted, but it's only like it. In fact, it's a replica.
I wish I understood why Northerners are so loud.
Granted; they're still trying to get the South to listen to them.
I wish the TOR beta was out.
Granted, but it's for beta testers only.
I wish I knew why us Southerners are so deaf.
Granted, but the reason infuriates you to the point of your brain exploding.
I wish my sideburns weren't uneven.
Granted, but then you'd be bald.
I wish they'd release the Tomb Raider Underworld demo.
Granted, but your PC doesn't meet the system requirements.
I wish for hair like Aragorn.
Granted, but it's ALWAYS greasy.
I wish I could play all stringed instruments.
Granted, but you're not very good (as in you're terribad) at any of them.
I wish there were a forum called 'BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW' in the TOR section.
Granted, but the bitching in it seeps into the other forums.
I wish I could regenerate.
Granted, but you age every time because of the energy expended by your cells.
I wish I could win fights.
Granted, but they're all fights to the death with your loved ones.
I wish I had a TARDIS.
Granted, but you age depending on when you go.
I wish Free Radical would announce their "Secret LA Project."
Granted, but the secret is what they serve for lunch on Wednesdays.
I wish that I was a CAP
Granted. I hope you meant bottlecap.
I wish for a full G level driver's licence.
Granted, but you have no vehicles.
I wish I were a site admin.
Granted, but you ban youself. :xp:
I wish that my secret wish will be fulfilled.
Granted, but it's somehow ruined in some way that only you are aware of.
I wish I knew what Ferc's wish was.
Granted, and you rip out your eyes in horror.
I wish I knew why roses are red.
Granted. It's from sucking human blood.
I wish for better social skills.
Granted, but everyone'd still hate you because of your dark, unsocial-skilled past.
What's the big deal about WoW?
Edit: Sorry, Hallucination. I got my threads mixed up. :(
That's not much of a wish.
I wish it wouldn't rain here every Remembrance Day.
Granted, but there's an earthquake instead every Remembrance Day. :xp:
I wish for no more wars nor violence.
Granted. Everybody's dead.
I wish I had a Gravity Gun.
Granted, but it always misfires towards you.
I wish the new improved Command & Conquer: Reborn would come out.
Granted, but there are many bugs in it.
I wish TSLRP was done. :p
Granted. I hope you didn't mean The Sith Lords Restoration Project.
I wish for a red and grey crowbar.
Granted, but it's only grey.
I wish that I'm not too late in doing something.
Granted, but that something is your own funeral.
I wish I could drive people insane.
Granted, but you lose your driver's license.
I wish I could change my appearance at will. (This one's prime for a ruined wish)
Granted, but your new appearance is completely random, and there's a limit to how many times you can. Also your personality and such changes with your appearance.
As such you limit yourself to using it as a way to cheat death. (ie regeneration)
I wish to know who will play the Eleventh Doctor on Doctor Who.
Granted, but that actor will kill you afterwards. :p
I wish that I was Darth Revan.
Granted, but you have to wear the funny outfit.
I wish that I had an inextinguishable match.
@Alkonium: That was priceless!
Granted, but now you want to extinguish it.
I wish I was The Doctor.