Granted, she realises it because of everyone else telling her. And lawling.
I wish I didn't have my three hardest exams in the first two days of Exam Week.
Granted. Your teachers excuse you from the exams, but fail you for the courses. Off to summer school with ya, lad. :xp:
I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish here but would still be able to continue playing this game.
Bzzzp...IMPOSSIBLE THREAD PARADOX!
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Anyways, I wish I could do the barwizarding stuff...
Granted, but you're forced to work in a poor country where people can't afford to tip you.
I wish it were Christmas already.
Granted, its New Years Day. :\
I wish that I had a camera...
Granted, but it's a camera obscura, and it's not the portable kind.
I wish I had the power to melt faces on command.
Now you can.....burn the faces off your plastic soldiers with your new pack of matches.
I wish you well..
Granted, but I get a well. :(
I wish I could fly...
Granted, and you're now in season too!
I wish I had a cannon.
Granted, but you get that camera that I wanted.
I wish for peace...
Granted, but it's the peace of the grave. RIP
I wish I could conquer malaria and become rich doing it.
Granted, you conquered Malaria, but you didn't get rich. Sorry. :(
I wish I had my own computer.... :/
You do, but the OS is in an alien language that nobody understands and can't be replaced.
I wish I had a flawless copy of KOTOR3 (in English) for the PC by Christmas 2008.
Granted, but your computer blows up and you can't use it anyways :lol:
I wish I could do this sometime...
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Granted, but it wont be Hillary Clinton:D
I wish I could buy everything in the world
You can, but the cops chase you down thinking you stole it all, now you're rotting in a prison cell...for the rest of your crummy life :lol:
I wish I could run for president, instead of err...
Granted, but the USA becomes a parliamentary republic, so the President wields symbolic power while the Prime Minister (who would be HRC) wields all the real power.
I wish I had a brick in my hands.
Granted, but all you can do with it is smash yourself in the head repeatedly.
I wish I were invincible.
Granted, but your still weak:D
I wish I became an airplane
Granted, but you run into a tornado because someone on onboard used a cellphone and messed up your navigation system :lol:
I wish I was the commando in my avatar...
Granted, but your skills suck as a Commando:D
I wish I had an HK-47 droid
Granted, but I read it as 'I wish I had an HK-47 droid trying to kill me'.
I wish I had inner peace.
Granted, but now you're brain dead.
I wish we could use bigger images for our avatars.
We can. But the mods will downsize them and hate you for life... :(
I wish my computer would STOP messing around! The DVD drive is broken....Me needs Mass Effect. Me needs...
Granted, but you can't play Mass Effect because your disc is two scratched up:xp:
I wish I could get another xbox360:D
Granted, but your screen breaks because of a baseball game inside accident so you can't use it anyways :xp:
I wish I had the best computer on earth...
Granted, but the first thing it does is beat you at chess.
And you can't resist beating it at kickboxing in return.
I wish I had a pet (vegan) bear.
Granted, but he is a man-eater. Sorry and have a nice day. :)
I wish I had a Xbox 360....
Granted, but the Xbox 720 comes out right when you get it. :xp:
I wish I could become a Flash Artist on Newgrounds.com.
Granted! You'll become a very bad one though, with your current skills :xp:
I wish my new DVD-reader/burner thing would allrive already! ME NEEDS MASS EFFECT!
Granted, but it arrives broken.
I wish that I had a girlfriend...
Granted. Ferc Kast, meet girlfriend. Girlfriend, meet Fer Kast.
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I wish I could go to a party this evening instead of taking the bar shift.
Granted; But, the party is June 32nd.
I wish lightsabers were real.
Granted, have a flashlight.
I wish that I was faster.
Granted, you run at Mach 2 into a brick wall.
I wish I could be Halo God.
No. :xp:
I wish that I had more wishes.
Granted, but I thought you said dishes. :xp:
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but it's on another world.
I wish I could photosynthesise.
Granted, but you turned green.
I wish that...........................................tha t there is more time in a day.
Granted, but you just waste it anyway.
I wish all the women on the planet were hot (as in extremely good looking, not suffering from terminal hot flashes).
Granted, and all the men in the world are hot too.
Except for you.
I wish I had DnD 3.5 bard class features.
Granted, but you turned green. How is that a downside?
Granted, but 4.0 bard class is released just now. (?)
I wish I had MGS4.
Granted, but you find out that it isn't a porno. :P
I wish 4e DnD would DIAF.
Granted, but 4.0 bard class is released just now. (?)If it's like the rest of 4e I'm not missing much. o_Q
Granted, but I have no clue what you said so the wish probably ended up wrong. :)
I want vacation! NOW!
Granted.....unfortunately it only lasted as long as it took to come up with that wish.
I wish HAL weren't so brain damaged.
Granted...but then food would be.
I wish the olympics were somewhere closer to home.
Granted. They're in your garden. Which means you've been evicted from your home. You now have to go and live in a small shack made out if baked bean cans and a small piece of rubber tubing, in a small cave outside San Francisco. :)
I wish I had a cookie...
Granted but that means you have to join the dark side, once you eat the cookie you then become hungry for more and you eat until finally the Sith are ashamed of you and kill you.
I wish I could have anything I want (ex computers, all the knowledge in the universe)
Granted, you can. But it's called stealing.
I wish I could join the air force...and become an ace
Granted, but you get shot down the next day and die :xp:
I wish I was amazing at skinning and modding