Granted. But it's modding Golden Axe for the Sega Megadrive. :)
I wish I two gerbils called Freddie and Flossy...
Granted but Flossy would eat Freddie and then come after you
I wish my girlfriend would come back from vacation
^Granted. But she came back with another boyfriend called CARLOS.
^That would freaking suck!
I wish I had a hot girlfriend :lol:
^Granted. She's 500 degrees and burnt off you foreskin. :)
I wish I could fly...
Granted but you would be on drugs then.......
I wish my soccer team did not have to travel as much
Granted. It's just been disbanded due to lack of interest.
I wish many women would "feel" less and think more.
Fine, but now they're not "feeling" you IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HURR HURR.
^LOL
I wish I could do a kick-flip on my wave board.
You finally manage to, but kill Jmac in the process. Guess there'll be no women "feeling" him now either. :xp: :lol:
I wish the game makers would focus more on producing good games for the PC and less time worring about the other platforms.
Once it happens the PC is so backwards technologically that the games do not work and they seem to be just like the old bad games
I wish the games I ordered would get here
they do, however they are shot through totenkoph's stomach, landing him in the hospital where he dies a slow, painful death.
thine wish is hereby granted oh wisest of all wish-men
woah there, das friendo, i'll grant my own damn wishes with good old american ingenuity
Yes it is but you soon get Alzheimer's and all the wish granting power you once had is gone
I wish my Custom Commando was done (the one i am working on)
yes what is i didnt make a wish
i have no idea what the **** that post i made before was
Guess there'll be no women "feeling" him now either. :xp: :lol:
You'd be surprised at what happens under the moonlight in cemeteries.
Zombie luv ftw...
Anyways, I wish I had Jedi skills! The precognition and stuff..
Granted. But then you got killed by a Dark Spoon.
I wish I had a bigger room...
you do but the walls burst into flames and you die a slow, painful death as well.
I wish I had the power of breathing underwater :D
Granted, and if you're lucky the ladies where you live are into the whole gills on men thing.
I wish plants would grow themselves.
Granted, that way the tree huggers won't have to do it :lol:
^^ ????????????????? makes no sense
I wish that sniper would stop saying hello you're dead and say something more comforting..........
^
The thing is, you will never hear him say anything comforting. Bye bye. :wavey:
I wish I had a bannana. :/
Bananaphone.
I'd wish people would stop forgetting to include a wish in their post after bashing somebody else's into oblivion.
Granted, but now people forget to wreck the other persons wish
I wish I was Davor Suker
You are, but I just saw your obit in the morning paper.
I wish it were cooler outside right now (say ~ 65F) with very low humidity.
^Granted, But then the ground opens up and you fall into a MUCH warmer place
I wish Kotor3 would come out
It does, but it is sentient and won't allow you to play it.
I wish people would stop worrying about when Kotor 3 comes out and just relax.
^Granted, but then it comes out nobody cares and all the made copies get dumped on you crushing you.
I wish Bill Gates gave me all his money
^Granted. It's only been one month since you received his donations in exchange for your house and your relatives.
I wish everyone here would give me all of their money.
^Granted, Your donation: 3 cents :xp:
I wish my gmail would stop being SPAMED
Stop signing up to porn sites, it's not that hard.
I wish that next patch
rouges pickpocket
ur epix
lol
Stop signing up to porn sites, it's not that hard.
I wish that next patch
rouges pickpocket
ur epix
lol
Nah its some stupid money site, that gets like a hundred post a week, every post get emailed to me, I would block it but each post is a different email :mad:
No soup for HK-42!
You forgot a wish, and so we have decided that the pr0n spam shalt continue! :D
I wish Bring down the Sky patch/upgrade for Mass Effect was released for PC!
It will be, but unfortunately will only work w/Win95.
I wish gasoline would drop down to $1.50 gal w/o using discounts.
It does but every gas station starts a "free raping with every $10 purchase" campaign.
I wish people would follow the rules of the thread.
Granted, but some people never read the rules. :/
I wish that I could fly.
granted but you fly out of earth's atmosphere and die slowly in the cold abyss of space.
I am Error, please insert wish!
I wish this wish was better than the last persons wish but not as good as twelve posts before my wish if the wish is as bad as this one even though the wish 95 posts before me is not as good as this one.
I wish these wishes were even more wishful.
Granted, but they couldn't be fulfilled.
I wish that I could time travel...
granted but you go too far back and burn slowly in the magma of the newly formed earth
I wish I had a Mattel Hoverboard...
Granted, but it's broken.
I wish that Revan was real...