Granted, unfortunately the benefits are short lived and Soros ends up president.


I wish certain LF members with OC spitefulness would get a life.

:confused: Aaaahhh, okay granted - I think?!?! But now they owe the medical community millions of dollars, no thanks to Obama, for curing their OC spitfulness.




Granted. Unfortunately, they miss this cue as your invitation to rough sex and beat the snot out of you for being a dirty perv. You have to go back to the hospital and deal w/catheters again for at least 6 months. They were just trying to "keep it simple, stupid". :devsmoke:



:argh:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo........not that again...the Grim Reaper strikes again!:swear::)



I wish someone would layeth the smackdown on Obama.

Granted, but you are then arrested shortly thereafter as a co-cospirator.

I wish I ruled the world with a velvet-covered iron fist.

Granted, unfortunately the velvet is easily broken and it is what cost the most, so now you and the world are all broke. Nice going.


I wish Ed would anger Donald Trump and that Trump would hire me to take care of Ed.

Granted, but Ed's firend is Eric Holder and he has you put on ice as payback.

I wish that garofolo, obermann, michael moore and bill maher were banished into a jail like General Zod and his flunkies. Never to darken the doors of civilization ever again.

Granted, unfortunately Rachel Maddow becomes our president and executes anyone that disagrees with her agenda including other lesbians.


I wish Sesame Street as Chappelle described were real and in New York and that riots happened there every day so that the fat ass police chief of big money hustlas had to deal with it.

Granted, but now the Count is slapping you for holding out on him too.

I wish I got a healthy cut of the residuals from the last Batman movie as well as Iron man and its upcoming sequel.

Granted, but now the DOW totally drops, and into the negative numbers as well, making your leftover movie earnings worthless pieces of green paper.





I wish I had detected that exploding mine beforehand that Totenkopf buried, before it blew my ass off.

Who says ya didn't, ya sick freak. :dev8:

I wish I'd used anti-tank instead of merely anti-personnel mines for my backyard.

Granted, but you forget about them and step on one, or two, of five. :dev11:

I wish for a smarter government.

Granted, but it turns out everything you agreed with politically was dumb.

I wish for a smarter pet jellyfish.

Granted, and since it has no concept of ethics or gratitude, it orchestrated your death.


I wish Olby would try to get all snooty with Steve Austin.

Granted, Austin gets angry, but he does the "Stone Cold Stunner" on Olbermann's producers instead of Olbermann, right after he flips them off one by one.

- "oOOOHH HELL YEAH! CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!"



I wish somebody would take Obama's teleprompter, turn that somebeach sideways and shove up his candy apple ass.

- "Caaaan ya sMEEEEEELLLLA-LA-LA..WHAT THE ROCK......IS COOKING!"

Yeah, and it smells like ass......your ass. :devsmoke:

I wish someone would substitute the screenplay for Reservoir Dogs for one of Obama's teleprompter speech and he'd read it for at least 2 minutes before realizing he'd been had.

Granted, unfortunately the people that did it are caught, and are sent to jail just before an assassination is launched on all conservative media.

I wish Sid Justice didn't break his own leg years ago doing that stunt and landed it well against Steiner.

Granted, but unfortunately he would break his other leg doing some other stunt a year later.




I wish Totenkopf would quit smelling my ass. :dev8:

Hey hey hey...keep me out of your sick perverted fantasies, ya freak.:eyes8:

I wish this administration would pull a Jonestown or Hale Bop exit and leave us alone. :devsmoke:

Granted, unfortunately where they leave us is with michael moore in charge of what semblance of order we still have in this country...on the positive side while weather underground may have succeeded it was a short sighted victory and it collapsed on itself so we the people are left with choosing between anarchy or the united states of Moore. Oh wait, that's not positive...:(

I wish michael moore would boom like a boomer in left 4 dead.

Granted, but unfortunately he doesn't stop booming, and finally explodes into little michael moore senators; and they takeover the republican party in congress, no more Repubs.


:fist: (Damn'it GTA! Now you've done it, were all doomed!)




I wish I was Fred, and had both Velma and Daphne as close (and I do mean as close as possible :naughty:) female companions.

Granted, unfortunately you now are Fred...the annoying little sonofabitch phenom of youtube.

I wishBeastie boys would get back into music if only for the lulz.

Granted, but they now write/play propaganda music for the socialist democratic party. Starting with their new single hit:

"You know their right..bow down to their might....the democratic paaaaaarrrrty!"

:eyeraise: (Whhyyy GTA, WHHHYYYY! - Why must your wishes turn into these blasted nightmares! :cry8: Oooooh the humanity! The horror I say, the HORROR!)



:swear: I wish GTA's wishes would stop becoming such apocalyptic doom for us.

Granted. Now they're aimed solely at you.

I wish for one day without some annoying twerp bothering me.

Granted. now you got someone doing actual harm to you instead.

I wish I can think of something to wish for.

Granted: You do think of something, but it ends up being something you regret even before it's ruined. :p


I wish General Greivous and Beavis traded places...

Granted. But it causes a spin off series worse than TCW.

I wish for a a katana.

Granted, unfortunately you kill yourself with it on accident.

I wish LA and Disney would get together again and make a animated film in the TOR era with Darths Ariel, Belle and Jasmine like what JosephB222 drew up here (http://api.ning.com/files/7SDaf-W8iiarYx3vXF7iSBC0i1cTAouz7mOHibB1Pnoe61cLcEVAu1cj) ah1w4MQxHcerUc1NRJhAfjtvAoWEq0CCn3OpLGv6/Sith_Princesses_by_JosephB222.jpg).

Granted, but all the actors had to act wearing boxes. Hehe...(That spoils all the fun...)

I wish this thread didn't exist.

GRANTED!.................................*looks at watch, 5 minutes pass by, checks thread, thread still here*............................................. ..............................*checks thread again, looks at watch, 15 minutes pass, thread still here :raise: (hmmmm, that's odd).............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................................*checks thread, several more minutes pass by* Huh. :giveup: Weeell sorry Nick, guess it didn't work. And unfortunately, you are now stuck with posting in this thread indefinitly.



I wish I had a Starship, in which I could go where no man wants to go.

You do now.......but it's in a location no man wants to go as well......your mind. :xp:

I wish Ozzy could take his Crazy Train to outer space (and not just via satellite).

Granted, unfortunately it was all virtual as he used GMOD instead and posted it to youtube.


I wish that one dude got to stop one of those pyramidheads on silent hill from comitting suicide, just so that he could have a violent psychotic episode himself and tear the pyramidhead soldiers to shreads.

Granted, but unfortunately he has continuous psychotic episodes of rage after that, blames you, and swears to hunt you down until his last - dying - breath. :devsmoke:


You do now.......but it's in a location no man wants to go as well......your mind. :xp:

Yeah I KNOW, I know!..And sometimes it can't be found, because it get's lost.....err, or is it: "I get lost"....."or it loses me".....or maybe it's "we both get lost"...hell, I don't know whatever!


:nut: I wish my lost mind would find itself damn'it. :fist:

Granted. But as a result of your mind finding itself it develops a number of psychotic disorders.

I wish for Remington and Mossberg to work together on the ultimate product.

Granted. They do. Unfortunately some 8 tons of elephant manure being shipped via whirlybird accidentally drops it on them and kills them cutting production short never to be finished.

I wish they'd stop assigning me to do all the cavity searching--that job stinks in more ways than one...and that I'd get sent on clerk duty instead.

:drop2: :barf: OMG!....you poor basterd. GRANTED! Seriously...if I could!







I wish, I wish upon a star, no matter how usual and bizzare.

Granted, but your wish still goes unfulfilled.

I wish Mass Effect 3 were already finished and was better than the first two.

Granted, unfortunately the contract is for another seven installments after that as well...the 3rd mass effect is so good that it dooms anything else by bioware to suck...and bioware goes out of business as a result. LA is forced to retire early without releasing TOR or any further KOTOR things...

I wish for a 50's style burgers and ice cream restaurant getup, and their roller skate waitresses style look also like Selphie Tilmitt... out in the middle of south nevada where all the bunny ranches are--so that way I can go somewhere and enjoy good food and neon lights when my pals need their "fix"...

Granted, but it hast to be a Dairy Queen

I wish I had a bigger ship

Granted, but it sinks anyway and takes you with it.

I wish women weren't so psychotically fickle by reputation.

Granted: But I'm not a geenie

I wish I had a pet Llama

Granted, but it always spits in your eyes.

I wish chocolate were the new vanilla.

granted: But it is white chocolate that becomes the new vanilla

I wish I had a ferrari

granted: but ill send you each part by mail if you dont mind


I wish I was not bored

Granted, you're not bored. Unfortunately Whatever you're doing gets you in trouble, so now you're under arrest.

I wish you would get a million bucks.

granted: oh wait theres a smudge. make that 2 million

give yourself the power of the world

Granted, but you are now my slave. GET ME SOME WINE SLAVE! CHOP! CHOP! :dev7:





I wish the wishing well was the real deal.

granted, but you have throw in $1million per wish

I wish HG35 had remembered to post a wish.

granted: but i didnt forget, i just wanted to see what happened



i wish Alkonium would realize this

Granted, but now you face the wrath of the seasoned posters.

I wish for some help on that wrath.

Sorry man, I ran out of pepper.

I wish I had more pepper. :(