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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: PFHC06 Reskin
  Darth Avlectus
07-14-2009, 3:01 AM
#2
Ooh! Not bad. Not bad at all. I don't mind the dark side look either. :naughty: Don't mind if I DO download it. I always liked that face and the hair doo. Nice reskin. Nice clothes too....  [Read More]
Posted in: Why do you think TSL has so far been omitted?
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 7:43 PM
#25
Again, don't put too much stock in Kreia's predictions or what she says. Kreia called the exile the last of the Jedi, yet there was Bastilla. You're free to debate about her here, and I'd certainly welcome it, home boy. http://lucasforums.com/showth...  [Read More]
Posted in: Why do you think TSL has so far been omitted?
  Darth Avlectus
07-09-2009, 9:25 PM
#12
^^^@ Sabre: Ignorance is bliss. :dev11: Seeing as the other thread was doomed from the start due to my harsh opinion of the game, let me try again. Why do you think TSL has so far been ignored by Bioware? There are only a few things crossing over,...  [Read More]
Posted in: Friday Update - The Return of the Mandalorians
  Darth Avlectus
07-09-2009, 11:44 PM
#25
^^^Ozzy: "LET'S GET F****N' CRAAAZZZAAAY!" (Sorry Te Mirdala, had to impersonate Ozzy there--plz don't hate me? :D) Crotch kicking IS pretty cool. Just fast forward to 3:04. :devsmoke: ojtyJ-rdnVw They'll really have to wow us with thei...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 9:15 PM
#193
^^^Heheheh-heh-heh...water ballet. With beavis as the guest down under. In more ways than one. :naughty: http://hotextra.com/images/Beavis___Butt_Head_13.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: What races would you like to see?
  Darth Avlectus
07-09-2009, 8:15 PM
#19
@ Sabretooth: what about +leggz and azz ??? Like Twi'lek: Togruta http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Togruta ++Charisma +Dexterity +persuade +titz and azz -cool temper when chest is stared at...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:38 PM
#418
Good idea, because I can think up some wicked evil stuff, and the cops never think as funny as I do. Telling the wicked clowns how much you think Eminem rocks....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 6:23 PM
#416
Granted, but unfortunately while a similar fate does not befall you, an AI system watching the whole time knows all the materials to render the weapon useless, and even how to make effective weapons like a DXR6 disruptor rifle whose shots go right th...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 6:03 PM
#414
Neutral: on the up side you will have a good air about you and be deserving of many great things. On the down side the J.P. morgans, Thomas Edisons, Bell laboratories, Westinghouses, and Rockefelars of the world will screw you over for all the immens...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-10-2009, 10:31 PM
#397
^^^Neutral, because results will vary. Bad if you work in a mom and pop biz or are self employed and under the gun: you had best be nearly dead if you're gonna make a claim like that. And if you're an employee, count on getting prodded all the time f...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-09-2009, 11:57 PM
#393
^^^Good idea, I hate that store for putting mom and pop businesses out of business. And caving to special interests. (Like when my foot kicks their manager in the tweeter.) Lighting things afire because Bob told you to....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 11:40 PM
#374
Bad idea: not only would it be an expensive purchase, but also a big expensive sticky mess to clean up, and on top of that enough chocolate to kill someone. Swinging off nipples like a baboon....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 9:09 PM
#372
^^^Excellent Idea, b/c then he'll be even more hysterical and it will take longer to guess what spieces' crap it actually is. He'll take forever guessing. PURE BRILLIANCE! :D Barfing on the dog, Anderson's....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 12:06 AM
#370
Excellent idea if you're a perv: you'll appear to at least have an expanded vocabulary and be sophisticated while perving around. Lighting afire Kelso's bag full of dog crap.:dev11:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-14-2009, 6:46 PM
#123
Do we *really* need an answer for that? :naughty: I'd certainly give her a hug to start. :dev9: What if your only choice was either suffer with lice forever or risk getting killed by a bug zapper to make it go away?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-13-2009, 11:42 PM
#120
I'd call it making fun of Mandalorians who have no choice but to put up with it b/c they work for you...and there's a wookiee nearby who loves every minute of it. What if Ned the sicko was now stalking Liberty City?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:42 PM
#39
He'd be really we-todd-ed...or die from paint poisoning. What if you smelled like...feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon? (Just like what Palpatine said Vader probably smelled like after 2 weeks astray in space!)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:39 PM
#759
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-13-2009, 2:57 PM
#2221
From inside his pants--everytime woodrow is knocking his van starts a rocking. DAMMIT! How many times have I told you not to let the garbage pile up 20 feet high?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:44 PM
#2209
B/C I'm really just some earth bound guardian ghost possessing people as I go. Originally born 105 years ago. Almost 106! :D Why does Te Mirdala sound like a teenager?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:33 PM
#2207
Ur anus. :dev11: Who is GTA:SWcity? He's known as Dat_Bastard. Ask your momma. :dev9: Is there a Santa Claus? Ask yo momma :xp:. Hmm, so I'm Santa Clause eh? Cool I can grant wishes at a price--all while adulterating mommas!!! :dev11: Who is th...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 6:26 PM
#2202
When George finally learns that without his fans, he and his legacy is nothing and that quality is actually more important than the money in the long run. Why do Mandalorians always wear masks?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 6:10 PM
#2200
At half past a monkey's @$$ and quarter to his, uhh, thingies. :dev9: Why is it that every time I say the name Sugar Bear, someone stapled the scrote to their leg? (I'm getting sick of hearing the stapler's Cacklink! followed by--"YEEEAAAGGHHH&...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 9:56 PM
#2193
No, I gave you that one b/c, you know, ugly people with pretty mouths need lovin' too. :lol: Who is Iron Man???...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 9:20 PM
#2191
Because it's funnier when someone gets it wrong. (How dare you make me contradict my first sig! :swear:) What if the new sith used bodily gasses as torture while whistling the Andy Griffith theme?...  [Read More]
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