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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: 'That's What She Said!' Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 5:56 PM
#14
^^^Ehh, I think he was actually talking to you b/c you called him n00b; I just couldn't help wisecrakcing since dead bodies rule. (Hint: though he is a bit younger than me, he's been around LF longer. You might just consider shrugging this one off...  [Read More]
Posted in: 'That's What She Said!' Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 1:59 PM
#12
No, but I have a mortician friend. And I'm a raging necrophiliac. What, you gonna shoot me or sometihng? It'd sure put me out of my misery....  [Read More]
Posted in: 'That's What She Said!' Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 2:48 AM
#10
What does Marcellus Wallace look like? :)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Actors for the movie.
  Darth Avlectus
06-19-2009, 2:54 AM
#35
^^^Care to offer at least a pic or two? :) EDIT: Kewl. ;)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
06-19-2009, 9:03 PM
#183
^^^Stands to make a deal with his pink instrument. Wonder if turkey man is expanding his business network or suffling hot **** off his load. http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper968/stills/p0s836p3.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
06-19-2009, 6:01 PM
#181
A long time from now in the Jetsons time era, on this very planet........ Droids who have not had their memory defragged and wiped got near military equipment...Behold, Alkonium has a huge army of droids and tanks. And he can make out with whom ever...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
06-19-2009, 2:29 AM
#178
The former CEO of Marlboro on the beach of Vice City. Tommy Vercetti: *Walking along, sees the guy and gets annoyed, whips out .357* <PLAF!> *Shot hits guy's ass cheek* "You see this?! You see where this is going?! ...Ya prick..." h...  [Read More]
Posted in: Favorite Vidya Music
  Darth Avlectus
06-19-2009, 9:38 PM
#32
Since we're all familiar w/ Quiet Riot's version of "Cum On Feel The Noize". What you all may not be familiar with is the original. Also Oasis did their own version of it. It is of brit-rock origin. Slade: 1972, obviously 70's era rock so...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 2:07 AM
#354
Good idea if you're Bruce Lee; Bad idea if you're "wolf". Neutral if you're chuck. Mow da F*CKin' lawn on a landmine field like "WUT?!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 1:30 AM
#351
Bad idea: Pitchforks will stab you from all directions, a plane will crash on you, a dog will chew on you after that and rip your guts out, then you'll be lit on fire, fed ear wax, and laughed at while you puke all over yourself and die. Dancing th...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 8:25 PM
#117
^^^not so famous phrase What's worse than a clichee? Some not very smart guy... --Some kettlehead :dev9:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 1:46 PM
#114
This is a tasty cow patty. --Samuel L Jackson as jules, pulp fiction outtakes...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
06-22-2009, 1:36 AM
#17
I don't know, you'll have to ask the Black Mesa. What if Whacky the camper decided to stay a night in your back yard?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 8:18 PM
#213
I'd yell "F*CK NUT!" as many times as I could before death came for me. WWYDI a couple of moron tenants in an apartment complex you own decided it was time to get rid of the fly and: 1) used all sorts of tools to do it, failed uttery, 2) c...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 2:22 AM
#210
^^^I'd take her in the back room with some rubber gloves and give her an examination--away from watching eyes of douche nozzles. Then I'd go watch some rodent porn when I got done with that. WWYDI Lord Cameltoe nominated you president of his natio...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
  Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 4:04 AM
#208
I'd use my mental intimidation powers and give it to the count of 10 to instill fear into the inanimate object to make it animate and do my bidding to escape the situation successfully. Because I'm Red Foreman. And my boot needs some exercise finding...  [Read More]
Posted in: Picture Wars
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 2:53 AM
#24
http://www.bcmamedicalmuseum.org/object/i1942w.jpg RAY GUN OF THE FUTURE! :dev9: (Butt, is it though?)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Picture Wars
  Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 12:19 AM
#21
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_nrxfN0UAkf0/Rrz9xPd72GI/AAAAAAAABm0/NUp7ugfJjvA/s400/Revenge_Of_The_TUrds_.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Picture Wars
  Darth Avlectus
06-19-2009, 2:21 AM
#19
http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif http://www.augustgames.com/VKR/BARF.GIF http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mkWM5AxA3FA/RokDmL2mBUI/AAAAAAAAAfw/rAUZ-9UjeUQ/s320/raccoon+crop.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 2:03 PM
#748
[QUOTE=Serpentine Cougar;2637759]Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screa...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 3:58 AM
#745
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Acronym Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 2:24 AM
#120
Enormous Xavier Psychokinesis Levitation Allows Incredible Nimbleness ASSFOUNTAIN...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Acronym Game
  Darth Avlectus
06-19-2009, 5:50 PM
#117
Limping ****'dup Nutcases Electronically Taunting Women Of Real Keggers NUTTZAKK...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 8:22 PM
#2174
What ain't no country I ever heard of--they speak english in WHAT? What?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 2:55 AM
#2172
That depends who's on you. :iceburn: Is it that hot neighbor soccer mom? What country you from?!...  [Read More]
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