Bad idea: Pitchforks will stab you from all directions, a plane will crash on you, a dog will chew on you after that and rip your guts out, then you'll be lit on fire, fed ear wax, and laughed at while you puke all over yourself and die.
Dancing the nasty in front of Alkonium when he's in "the mood" to "love you tenderly".
Good idea if you're Al's significant other.
T-bagging Mr. T.
Nuetral, make sure you have the necessary numbers to withstand his...reaction.
Shaving Chuck Norris' beard of POWAH.
Good idea if you're Bruce Lee; Bad idea if you're "wolf". Neutral if you're chuck.
Mow da F*CKin' lawn on a landmine field like "WUT?!"
Bad idea. Do I really need a reason?:D
Drinking 30 cups of Mocha Latte.
Bad idea- Make you too hyper.
Going out with a chick while you already have a GF (cheating)
Bad idea, unless you like being in a pile of trouble...
Watching all 6 Star Wars movies back-to-back, right after a Lord of the Rings trilogy marathon.
Would be a good idea, but I hate LOTR.
Eating fried pinapples.
Neutral, though whoever fried it's a genius.
Constantly referring to yourself in the second person, and everyone else in the first.
Good Idea.
WHY? WHY? WHY?
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Batman
Wasn't recognizable in the form of an idea.... and neither will that fly this early in the game for you...
<ULTIMATE n00b SMACK!>
Guess he stepped in it again. :smirk2:
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Using orange box to bend the laws of physics...
Good idea. Portals make for a much faster mode of transportation.
Playing as your own gender in an MMO, but claiming to be the opposite sex IRL.
Could go either way. If you've no intention of meeting anyone IRL from the MMO, what harm? Otherwise.....
Karaoke (sp?) when you're 3 sheets to the wind.
Good idea, we could always use a woozy floozy on stage "Just let'n it all hang out". :naughty:
"Luring" a fly so you can kill it. Hint: YT "DIE FLY! DIE!"
Bad idea. That time could be better spent killing multiple flies.
An alarm clock that plays "The Spirit of Radio" by Rush when it goes off.
^^^Good if you're a Rush fan, otherwise...
Using a bug zapper on a particular body part to rid it of fleas, lice, ticks and mites. :dev11:
Bad idea. The bug's not the only thing you'd be getting rid of.
Defending yourself on a murder charge by confessing to a different murder.
^^^Bad idea...I don't think I need to say why...other than it would fail miserably and make it worse.
Allowing Ape Boy to do as he pleases in the stickup of the donut hut.
Good idea. He'll probably end up disrupting the criminals.
Using the phrase "Forking the spoon" in any context.
Excellent idea if you're a perv: you'll appear to at least have an expanded vocabulary and be sophisticated while perving around.
Lighting afire Kelso's bag full of dog crap.:dev11:
Good idea, you're only entitled to half the blame.
Instead of dog crap, using a sampler bag of crap from numerous species, including human.
^^^Excellent Idea, b/c then he'll be even more hysterical and it will take longer to guess what spieces' crap it actually is. He'll take forever guessing. PURE BRILLIANCE! :D
Barfing on the dog, Anderson's.
Bad idea. Dogs typically don't like getting barfed on.
A Rock Band spinoff called Chocolate Rock Band, in which everything, including the peripherals, and the game disc, is made of chocolate.
Bad idea: not only would it be an expensive purchase, but also a big expensive sticky mess to clean up, and on top of that enough chocolate to kill someone.
Swinging off nipples like a baboon.
That idea is so garbled it has to be good!
The movie Chocolate Star Wars.
^^Bad idea. Unless its really cold.
Putting all the double posters in a small cage and forcing them to go on a chat room with each other.
Good idea. Then they'll realise how annoying they are.
Forcing all the squeakers who use voice chat to play together.
Good idea, they'll go insane.
Dressing up as Jar Jar Binks and throwing applesauce at the neighborhood dogs.
Good idea for the spectators of your public near-suicide.
Sleeping on the job.
Bad idea. Its hard to find a comfortable place to sleep on the job.
Going to the airport naked while playing the bagpipes.
Good Idea, if you hold the bagpipes strategically enough.
Doing a real-life re-enactment of The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss"
Bad idea. It just isn't done.
Dressing up like a gay peacock and going to an amusement park.
Neutral. Nothing is weird there.
Burning things because a leprechaun told you to.
Good idea. He might give you his pot of gold.
Burning things because a Gnome told you to.
Good idea. With stares like those, they'll get back at you in a horrific way.
Burning things because a potted plant told you to.
Good idea. You have no idea what a potted plant can do to a man,
Doing things because Alkonium told you to.
Good Idea. You know I'd have a good reason.
Doing things because a Mandalorian told you to.
Good idea. Mandalorians will kick your shebs and slice off your gett'se if you don't.
Insulting a Gnomes mother.
Good idea, they're small, and not known for fighting prowess.
Having an average vocal range, and trying to sing a Rush song.
Good idea. Breaking glass and making peoples ears bleed is fun.
Creating a real lightsaber, then keeping it in your pocket.
Good idea. It'd take some real effort to get it to activate in there.
Keeping a lit torch in your pocket.
Bad idea. Unless you are a masochist.
Taking a bazooka into Wal-Mart and demanding a full refund on a half eaten chocolate bar.
^^^Good idea, I hate that store for putting mom and pop businesses out of business. And caving to special interests. (Like when my foot kicks their manager in the tweeter.)
Lighting things afire because Bob told you to.
Good idea. Bob might do bad things to you if you don't.
Going to Target in a Wal-Mart shirt and running through the aisles (without pants) shouting: Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart!...
Bad idea. That's what Wal-Mart would consider bad publicity
Replacing Casual Friday with Naked Friday.
Bad idea. I work on a farm and have an overzealous Rooster.
Going to work on time, talking to your boss and coworkers, then going home and calling in sick.
^^^Neutral, because results will vary. Bad if you work in a mom and pop biz or are self employed and under the gun: you had best be nearly dead if you're gonna make a claim like that. And if you're an employee, count on getting prodded all the time for when you will get back to work.
Replacing Casual Friday with Naked Friday.
One of your life long fantasies?
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Stripping naked in front of a wookiee.
Bad idea. They like ripping human appendages out of their sockets.
Stripping naked in front of Jabba the Hutt.
Bad idea; you'll be breaking galactic nudity regulations.
Going to a different school each day of the week.
Neutral. Different faces every day, but also different bullies everyday too.
A car that gets 250 mpg, but costs $20/gal to fuel up.