I would do the same...
What if?
Then huh!
What if Al Gore and Totenkopf were left in a room together. And Totenkopf was holding a baseball bat?
Anthropogenic "global" warming would occur on the orb that is gore's head.
What if TMM we're forced to marry Janet Reno?
He'd commit suicide.
What if Totenkopf were forced to marry Janet Reno?
I'd be the minister and you'd still be the groom. *funeral dirge commences* :devsmoke:
What if the world broke out of it's orbit and went looking for another star?
Why would it? I'm already right here!:D
What if Totenkopf was kicked out of the Earth's atmosphere?
He'd blow the Earth up w/his Orbiting Death Star.
What if all the animals on your farm died and left you penniless?
I'd have a huge meal (guess what's in it:dev6:)
What if I shipped all my animal's manure to your bedroom?
I'd have GTA's former pet monkey fling animal crap at you till it was all gone. He's really good at that.
What if the sun exploded 6 minutes ago?
Then I wouldn't have posted this.
What if all the manure was on top of GTA's former pet monkey?
Not a problem. He's persistent and relentless, though somewhat fickle. Just ask GTA.
What if you ate all that manure first?
Not a problem. Its really chocolate with gummy worms.:D
What if I put Totenkopf on the back of my meanest horse?
Your horse would be instantly tamed/broken.
What if your meanest horse kicked you in your unmentionables?
I'm wearing a cup.
What if a horse kicked Al Gore in the unmentionables?
Not sure it would make any difference, he's not really human anyway.
What if NK really fired a missle at Tokyo?
It would fall in the ocean.
What if KJI dropped dead right now?
Some other putz would take his place (but there'd be rejoicing elsewhere).
What if Penn & Teller did an episode of BULL****! based on your life?
The show would be canceled due to low ratings.
What if you had your own TV show?
I'd call it making fun of Mandalorians who have no choice but to put up with it b/c they work for you...and there's a wookiee nearby who loves every minute of it.
What if Ned the sicko was now stalking Liberty City?
We'd have no choice but to nuke him, along with the city...*hides hidden agenda*
What if your computer suddenly gained control of your house and was trying to kill you?
I'd go to your house.
What if your computer were an attractive woman?
Do we *really* need an answer for that? :naughty: I'd certainly give her a hug to start. :dev9:
What if your only choice was either suffer with lice forever or risk getting killed by a bug zapper to make it go away?
I'd go for the bug zapper. That's more proactive.
What if people switched from doing illegal drugs to dangerous chemicals?
That would be good. People would still die, but now they would at least glow an attractive shade of green:xp:.
What if, you switched the taste and textures of mud, and Jello?
I wouldn't eat Jello. Which isn't much of a change as I don't eat it much now anyway.
What if all the Sith ever defeated were all resurrected at the same time?
Ouch time!
What if the Jedi actually did what they were supposed to do?
Some alien species would whoop all their hides.
What if Jason Voorhees decided to take down Minnesota?
I'd put a name tag on you that said "Minnesota".
What if jmac stopped by and decided to say something rude?
I'd give him a warm welcome since he can't stand me anyways, and never had the character to ask me what my problem is with him. I'll put it bluntly: I don't like bullies. He finds me distasteful? Good. I find him no less distasteful.
What if Playstation 3 had a version made of chocolate?
They'd get sued by Wonka for stealing their idea.:xp:
What if PC's and Mac's looked like the ones in the Mac commercials?
I'd poke them with sticks.
What if smelly ugly people started walking around naked?
I'd tell you to put some clothes on (:pjust kidding bro!)
Too harsh?
No, not for a hippopautamus. :xp:
I'd tell you to put some clothes on (:pjust kidding bro!)
If that was a wish that'd already be granted, no downfalls there. :xp:
Unfortunately it only takes effect for me, which means the other 99.9999999% of the world would still be naked and smelly.
Why does the chief go ballistic when you wear a hat in his office?
Because he doesn't look good in one.
What if it was?
It would be nudity day if it was.
What if the monkey army invaded your home town and flung a gigantic flaming doodey from a tank trebuchet right into your local fire station?
That would be the most exciting think to happen in Crete in years.
What if the same thing happened in your town?
Depends where you're talking about: Central Valley/Sacramento CA I stay at (and bounce/link to my parents' place to hide my IP), sure why not, it could use a good sprucing up. This place is ghetto.
Currently staying: BAD, that angora highlands fire in 2007 was enough, it'd get hosed down at the drop of a hat plus it's a police state here.
Monkey fling doodey in Bob's front yard.
Bob wouldn't stand a chance against the fury of the monkeys.
What if Bob started flinging monkey doodey at GTA:SWcity.
I'd appear to be everywhere at once and he'd still miss me, I'd close in when he slipped up and ran out of monkey doodey, and it would seem like I was weilding 8 "toys" (picked up from the san andreas police department) instead of just one. He'd get the ultimate "toy" beating of a lifetime. "Toy Juyo/Vapaad" I'd call the form.
What if the sith marauder masks here all collected up by the mandalorians and they could reclaim their honor?
We would win. Oya Mando'ade!
What if people could eat rocks?
We'd all have a *really painful* time on the toilet when it exits the other end--and you better not laugh about hemorrhoids, since you have yet to discover what I'm talkin' about there buster.
What if the princess had no choice but to accept weegie b/c Mario came out of the closet?
Then she'd have to compete with Mario for "Weegie's" affections.:barf:
What if Adam hadn't eaten the fruit?
We would not be here or as stupid as we are. :devsmoke:
What if I had a monkey petting zoo?
I would unleash 'The Monkey Flu' into it. Probably get the disease named after me after the first 3000 victims....BWAHAHAHAAHAH!:D
What if you were stuck in an anime with a retarded-pokemon trying to kiss you and a strange card-person trying to kill you?
I would wake up:D
What if I bought a banana and ate it in front of a gorilla(in cage:D)
I'd let the Gorilla out:D
What if a Monkey had you on a leash and was forcing you to dance to a strange gypsy box crank music thingy?
I'd shoot myself:D
What if your worst nightmare came true?
Then I'd be in a room with CommanderQ.
What if CommanderQ was a woman?
Then his(or her:xp:) avy and sigpic wouldn't fit her:xp:
What if CQ reads that?^^