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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What's your Wallpaper? (56k ouchies)
  Darth Avlectus
07-16-2009, 2:38 PM
#1161
A JACKASS FOR THE WIN! http://n8tip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jackass.jpg HEEEEHAAAAAWWWW!...  [Read More]
Posted in: BNP Leader - Sink Immigrant Boats
  Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 8:08 PM
#13
One the one hand you hope he's resorting to hyperbole. On the other, he's making a legitimate point, but goes toooo far. In order to stop the immigration, you have to turn the illegals away. If the govt used the Royal Navy to turn many of these ships...  [Read More]
Posted in: Why do you think TSL has so far been omitted?
  Darth Avlectus
07-19-2009, 5:05 PM
#40
^^^Heh, yeah, me too. :) Female Exile is canon, Brianna traveling with the Exile is canon, so yes. Yeah, the official word, in my understanding, is that both Brianna and Mical accompanied the Exile on her journey. Obviously that's impossible from a...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 3:47 AM
#442
Good idea (??) if that really was one, it may even sell some copies...:confused: Beer pong at a construciton site wearing mits in the middle of summer....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 10:35 PM
#437
Unless you know some way to defend against Lightsaber Form 7 AND you're powerful enough to match him with the force...BAD idea. Even then, the force can still conspire against you after you have bested him. Ripping off corpses of those Revan Esque s...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 9:05 PM
#429
Good idea, b/c now The Sapphire eagle doesn't have to fly as far to take a crap on both its adversaries. Shoving potatoes in muffler tailpipes before someone starts their car....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2009, 2:01 AM
#427
Excellent idea, they'll all have a nourishment stroke and die! --Well, except the ones who live will go aon a grope fest and stir things up a bit!!! MONKEY FLING DOODEY! Monkey army vs Vice city Police force w/ no radio to call for backup....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 9:23 PM
#424
Excellent idea, I want to fight that chick snake babe thing with 6 arms and wielding blades in each hand. That would be awesome! Getting a gang of people who don't like him and telling Hulk Hogan to get some talent and quit groping his daughter....  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2009, 2:07 AM
#138
Depends where you're talking about: Central Valley/Sacramento CA I stay at (and bounce/link to my parents' place to hide my IP), sure why not, it could use a good sprucing up. This place is ghetto. Currently staying: BAD, that angora highlands fire i...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-17-2009, 2:39 AM
#136
It would be nudity day if it was. What if the monkey army invaded your home town and flung a gigantic flaming doodey from a tank trebuchet right into your local fire station?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-16-2009, 9:22 PM
#134
No, not for a hippopautamus. :xp: I'd tell you to put some clothes on (:pjust kidding bro!) If that was a wish that'd already be granted, no downfalls there. :xp: Unfortunately it only takes effect for me, which means the other 99.9999999% of the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 9:20 PM
#132
I'd poke them with sticks. What if smelly ugly people started walking around naked?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 9:06 PM
#130
I'd give him a warm welcome since he can't stand me anyways, and never had the character to ask me what my problem is with him. I'll put it bluntly: I don't like bullies. He finds me distasteful? Good. I find him no less distasteful. What if Playsta...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 7:49 PM
#128
Some alien species would whoop all their hides. What if Jason Voorhees decided to take down Minnesota?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 3:20 AM
#771
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
07-17-2009, 2:41 AM
#763
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 5:03 PM
#2294
Because Bob needed to do something fast: all butt-head's good ideas came from his...y'know...big thing. Uhuhuhuh-huhuh-huhuh. We were being influenced of something. What's wrong with pruning the house?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 4:23 PM
#2291
I don't have a panzer, and I don't have potato chips; I have Zagnut. :p Why's millia's hair so ungodly ridiculously long?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-19-2009, 2:22 PM
#2270
Shiny happy pills, solve all of life's problems and bring you even more of them. Untillmonkeys fling a flaming ball of crap and destroy the main power...then they emerge victorious! Because the police took away his firearms license. :rofl: Bob mus...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-19-2009, 12:02 AM
#2261
Block with my bokken just enough to halt your cut, and follow up with an attack of my own. Why do animals like garbage?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2009, 11:58 PM
#2259
Smack soemone with my king scepter...or a bokken. Why are people afraid of rats?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-18-2009, 11:55 PM
#2257
In bob's secret land. Why not buy something cool from bob's company (http://amazing1.com/)? No for reals, it is owned by a guy named bob. Why not?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-16-2009, 2:47 PM
#2254
<PLAF! PLAF-PLAF-PLAF-PLAF! PLAF!> Why is it every time I look on the news there is something horrendously wrong with burger world?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 9:27 PM
#2252
Jules would reply: "Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya I double dare ya motha****a! Say *what* ONE more **wd-Damn time! http://www.pulpfictionwallets.com/images/jules-with-gun.gif (Seriously, watch pulp fiction, I'm not kidding.) Whose g...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-14-2009, 6:48 PM
#2239
Yeah, and it gave me scabies. :swear: Who needs a bazooka that launches seaweed chunks as cheap RPGs?...  [Read More]
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