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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What's your Wallpaper? (56k ouchies)
 Darth Avlectus
06-28-2009, 12:17 AM
#1135
This: X & Zero: http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/098/e/7/Mega_Man_X_Collection_by_UdonCrew.jpg In all their glory. If that wasn't enough, violet laser pointer: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/b847_blue_violet_las...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
07-06-2009, 10:15 PM
#187
England has discovered the electric upright scooter, and royalty ill never quite be the same again. http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0812/mystery-solved-cubby-demotivational-poster-1229703254.jpg...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
 Darth Avlectus
07-06-2009, 9:51 PM
#185
^^^That band "Blue" the musical act decided to change up their routine to fishes since Pentium no longer uses them for commercial advertising (I mean that was, what, 10 years ago). http://blog.oregonlive.com/ent_impact_tvfilm/2008/02/larg...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
07-07-2009, 2:54 PM
#368
^^^Bad idea...I don't think I need to say why...other than it would fail miserably and make it worse. Allowing Ape Boy to do as he pleases in the stickup of the donut hut....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
07-07-2009, 3:11 AM
#366
^^^Good if you're a Rush fan, otherwise... Using a bug zapper on a particular body part to rid it of fleas, lice, ticks and mites. :dev11:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Darth Avlectus
07-01-2009, 9:39 PM
#364
Good idea, we could always use a woozy floozy on stage "Just let'n it all hang out". :naughty: "Luring" a fly so you can kill it. Hint: YT "DIE FLY! DIE!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
 Darth Avlectus
07-06-2009, 10:08 PM
#125
^^^I like! "Yeah? Whadya want *me* to do,bumble-butt?!" One of the lines that never even made the outtakes. Officer Harry Cox--"Big Money Hustlas"....  [Read More]
Posted in: Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game
 Darth Avlectus
07-01-2009, 2:15 AM
#123
Do not despair Megaman, there is a bright future for--oh yeahm that feels so good. A little to the left...ah, that's the spot, Roll. --Dr. Light communicating with Megaman (rock) while getting a back rub by Roll (Rock's sister)....  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 10:20 PM
#37
Then you'd have MTV...oh wait, we already do. Because it sounds like people are using their other mouth to play the flute like that one celebrity deathmatch. What if lime jawbreakers were outlawed?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 1:04 AM
#35
No big deal...I'd just be a statistic. I sort of already am since I don't care to utilize my college-bound-from early-days-high-reading-and-comprehension level anymore. Not while I'm out of the loop of school. === Wesley Willis is hell of win like th...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
 Darth Avlectus
06-28-2009, 11:37 PM
#33
I'd get a belt with Spawn's belt buckle to guard that area for me. What if Wesley Willis really whooped superman's ass?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
 Darth Avlectus
06-27-2009, 11:50 PM
#30
I'd start killing people with a giant "toy" and jack enough cash to pay it all back. WWYDI Violent J took a **** on a teacher's desk--belonging to a teacher you resented. Then his buddy Shaggy 2 Dope decided to skullF*** William Ayers with...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 10:18 PM
#242
Get miles of super strong navy rope to bind her (she is a 25ft tall 10 ton dragon), and buy a jackhammer with a blunted end. Apply, and run far away. WWYDI McVicar hired you to teach at his school?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 3:46 AM
#240
I'd be all over it and make Anderson's camper rock so hard it fell over. Except I think Jae would kill me for defiling her avatar. WWYDI the she dragon needed some special tender pleasing and chose *you* for it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 1:17 AM
#238
I'd call Jules to clean the mess up. He could keep one of my Gold DYX357's with leopard skin as a reward. WWYDI you were contracted by "...lost" to develop a new version of their energy drink but you were all out of ideas?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 1:07 AM
#236
They do that all the time anyway, so... Probably pelt them with rocks when I catch them. WWYDI Yo mamma lived in a 2 story dorito bag, had a wooden leg with a bird house in it, and had a glass titty with a screw on nipple? (WUT?!)...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 1:00 AM
#234
I'd probably laugh at him...then kick a field goal with his body since my foot is always up to the task for kicking rude little foul mouthed mendicants. WWYDI squirrels were making sweet love on your kitchen floor?...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Would You Do If?
 Darth Avlectus
06-28-2009, 11:35 PM
#232
I'd throw me a party. With a truckload of Zagnut as we launched flaming dead raccoons and heaping piles of burning monkey **** at things. We'd go around burning things up. And probably live with each other peacefully, especially considering the human...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Darth Avlectus
07-01-2009, 2:16 AM
#756
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
 Darth Avlectus
06-27-2009, 11:52 PM
#753
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 10:22 PM
#2189
He sure did in that basement, until the tide turned. :dev9: What is worse than a clich`ee?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 1:13 AM
#2187
No, but I'm sure Sonny hired those commercial cartoons out to hentai once they were old enough. He's pimp like that. :devsmoke: Wha...wha...what? http://www.liverpoolmike.freeola.com/images/jules-with-gun2.gif Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 12:57 AM
#2185
Yeah, just like...ozzy didn't really piss on the Alamo. Tell the Belmont family to leave transylvania....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
06-28-2009, 11:39 PM
#2183
I'm gong principal McVicar because I can do his voice pretty well. Why is it every time I park my car at home, my neighbor's dog pisses on the wheel when I leave to go inside. :swear:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
 Darth Avlectus
06-27-2009, 9:35 PM
#2180
No, it's bigfoot. Who got fluffed up like a turkey?...  [Read More]
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