Bad idea. Big brother is watching.:conspire:

Starting a group of rednecks who attempt to overthrow the government with shotguns and riding lawnmowers.:guyofwar::snip2:

Bad idea, unless you have a death wish.

Eating a hamburger on between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of rolls. (yeah, got the idea from DG's food thread in the Swamp).

Neutral. On the upside, people will think you've got a stomach of steel and can eat anything. On the bad side, people will think you've got a stomach of steel and can eat anything.

Eating constantly without gaining wait, or dieing.

Granted, but now you have to **** so often you have time for nothing else.

I wish GB rid itself of the monarchy.

Granted. Castro has taken over.

Making a wish in this thread.

Probably a bad idea, unless you're a masochist.

Being apathetic.

Good idea. That way you won't get sucked into the vortex that is life.

Slapping Jabba the Hutt in the face with a dead fish.

Bad idea. He'll probably bite your arm off as he greedily gobbles up that fish.

Playing footsie with an angry cougar (of the human vartiety).

Bad idea. Need I say more?

Playing Football (American) with said cougar.

Bad idea if you forget your jockstrap.

Marrying a fat woman with a great sense of humor.

Bad idea. Her "humor" might include laughing while she sits on you.http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=404&pictureid=3676)

Marrying a person who speaks their mind, but is extremely unintelligent.

Bad idea. Her incessant chattering gives you a brain hemmorhage and blood shoots out your eyes, nose and ears.

Being bad.

That idea is so bad, its good:naughty:

Being good.

Neutral: on the up side you will have a good air about you and be deserving of many great things. On the down side the J.P. morgans, Thomas Edisons, Bell laboratories, Westinghouses, and Rockefelars of the world will screw you over for all the immense potential contributions of the world (Seriously go read about Tesla!!!)

I wish I was the inventor of the world's first real lightsaber (which of course I would wield very carefully and make a sensor array to expand my senses to effectively wield it).

Bad idea, the process goes so slowly that you go mad and wipe out half the people you see. Then yourself after you look in a mirror.

I wish to have GTA's lightsaber when he's done.

Granted, but unfortunately while a similar fate does not befall you, an AI system watching the whole time knows all the materials to render the weapon useless, and even how to make effective weapons like a DXR6 disruptor rifle whose shots go right through the blade like it's nothing. It decides to build itself a robotic body, all the weapons and come after you--the only person that knows the deactivation code is me and I'm now dead.

I wish Bill Goldberg would whoop Brock Lesnar's arse again--this time in UFC.

Good idea, but he comes after you next.

GTA should stop making wishes in this thread:xp:

Good idea, because I can think up some wicked evil stuff, and the cops never think as funny as I do.

Telling the wicked clowns how much you think Eminem rocks.

Good idea. What's the worst thing a bunch of clowns can do?

Putting your boss' computer in Jello.

Bad idea. Why ruin perfectly good Jello?

Mooning North Korea.

Good idea, they won't notice a single civilian mooning them anyway.

Reenacting The Lonely Island's Like a Boss.

Bad idea. A real boss would kick your shebs.

Making new episodes of the Drew Carey show.:xp:

Bad idea. None of us are Drew Carey.

A film adaptation of the Legend of Drizzt book series.

Excellent idea, I want to fight that chick snake babe thing with 6 arms and wielding blades in each hand. That would be awesome!

Getting a gang of people who don't like him and telling Hulk Hogan to get some talent and quit groping his daughter.

Good idea. There's strength in numbers.

Using a termite-infested ventriloquist's dummy to entertain children.

Bad idea. They might have large angry fathers.

Gathering a bunch of weird people, and taking them to a nude beach.

Excellent idea, they'll all have a nourishment stroke and die! --Well, except the ones who live will go aon a grope fest and stir things up a bit!!!


MONKEY FLING DOODEY! Monkey army vs Vice city Police force w/ no radio to call for backup.

Good idea. Monkeys shall rise again!

Invading Emerald city (the Wizard of Oz) with giant ruby tanks.

Good idea, b/c now The Sapphire eagle doesn't have to fly as far to take a crap on both its adversaries.

Shoving potatoes in muffler tailpipes before someone starts their car.

Good idea (if its someone you don't like):D

Putting gravy on CQ and serving him to Bob.

Bad idea. REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA. Must I give a reason?:D

Jumping off a ten-story building with a jet-pack.

Bad idea. You never specified if the Jetpack was real.

Jumping off a ten story building with a real working jetpack.

Bad idea. You didn't say you were wearing it.

Jumping off same building wearing a real working jetpack that was fueled and inspected prior to your jump (and passed all tests).

Bad idea. As it turns out: Your wearing it upside down.

Posting in the "What if Game" thread.

GGRR.:D...Neutral. Depends on your reasons.


Building a mighty Zeppelin so you could launch an army of Jet Fighters off of it.:D

Good idea. But your fighters fall to the ground.:xp:

Engaging in Lightsaber combat with Darth Sidious.

Unless you know some way to defend against Lightsaber Form 7 AND you're powerful enough to match him with the force...BAD idea. Even then, the force can still conspire against you after you have bested him.

Ripping off corpses of those Revan Esque sith Marauders.

Good idea. They have cool masks and armor for you to steal.:D

Playing TOR as a Jedi, but wearing a Sith Marauders robe and mask.

Bad idea. The AI won't notice, but your fellow Jedi won't like you.

A movie about a genie who grants nasty misinterpretations of your wishes.

Bad idea. That would be plagiarizing the "Ruin a Wish Foundation" thread.

Not posting an idea.

Good idea if your bereft of ideas and don't want to be mercilessly crushed by the rest of us.

Leaving your car unlocked at night, but gaurded by a rabid tazmanian devil or evil little monkey (hell, maybe even both).

A movie about a genie who grants nasty misinterpretations of your wishes. Substitute devil for genie and you have the plot of Bedazzled.

Good idea (??) if that really was one, it may even sell some copies...:confused:


Beer pong at a construciton site wearing mits in the middle of summer.

Bad idea, b/c the insurance guys get really worried.

Leaving your car unlocked at night, but gaurded by a rabid tazmanian devil or evil little monkey (hell, maybe even both).

Good idea (??) if that really was one, it may even sell some copies...
Yeah it originally starred Dudley Moore. The remake starred Brendan Frasier and Liz Hurley.

Good idea. The Tasmanian Devil would pwn by itself.

Standing on the hood of a moving big rig.

Only works if you're a person in a GTA game, or a movie. Otherwise "Yousa in BIG DOODOO" as the gungan militia man said.

Camel spit machine gun as a sentry scout cannon for the monkey trebuchet.

Good idea. Need I say more?

Using a bowling trophy as a weapon and storming a diner.

Bad idea. Everyone got sharp things they could defend themselves with.

Casting Creed Bratton as The Joker in the next Batman movie.

bad idea, for timing reasons. Besides, the CC needs a different nemesis in the next flick.

Making a Band of Brothers type show w/a twist, Germans instead of Americans.

Do I really need to answer that?:rolleye1:

Shipping all the bad people to mars.

Bad idea, you'll die b/c there aren't any facilities there yet. :xp:

Giving GTA money to assemble a trebuchet wielding monkey army.