Bad idea, he's weird enough already w/o provocation.

Telling the emperor you're taking his deathstar out for a spin.

Good idea, better than just taking it.

Just taking it.

Bad Idea. I ain't gonna take it no more.

Playing hockey like a bitch.

Bad idea, sounds unsportsmanlike.

Combining the Normandy (both of them) and the Starships Enterprise (all of them) into one ship.

Good idea: we need a ship that is a ridiculous monstrosity like that.

Throwing bad actors and actresses in a garbage disposal.

Good idea. What else would we do with them?

Giving standard cars an auto-destruct feature.

Good idea: we'd have a lot less useless junk sitting around once the vehicles outlive their useful function.

Good idea. What else would we do with them?
Let a bisexual train them to be prostitutes maybe?


Lighting up a smoke (any kind) in a fireworks factory when you have some hairs you need singed off.

Bad idea. It's not just hair you'll be singeing off.

Attempting to apply the power over the dreamworld in lucid dreaming to reality.

Good idea, but that only works when your stoned.







Hiding behind bushes and shooting BB's at a Sasquatch, when he's not looking in your general direction.

Bad idea. You ever seen those Jack's Links beef jerky commercials?

Taking a bunch of 'woof'* and making an explosive abominable woof man.
A term I am trying to get to catch on "leaving a woof" that is an alternative for the term "taking a crap". Woof is another word for excrement.

Bad idea, b/c you still have to shape the woof into an explosive abominable "woofman" and get it all over yourself (well, you anyway :xp: ).

Having to pay the fuel bill for Alk's "monstrosity" starship by turning tricks.

Bad idea, that could take centuries.

Mixing power tools and sex.

Good Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed. :naughty:
Bad Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed. :disaprove
(Overall...neutral I guess.)





Trying to chase Sasquatch down with an electric razor, until he's completely hairless.

Bad idea to try to shave an unwilling victim, especially something much stronger than yourself and probably feral to boot.

Piping feed from "The Man Show" into a feminazi rally via a jumbotron.

Good idea: someone really needs to 'spice things up a bit' as Bruce Almighty said. :dev11:

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Mixing power tools and sex.
Could be Good or bad :indif:, I have heard some horror stories of stupidity, then I have heard some success stories that turned people into bazillionaires. So long as there are no sharp points to protrude through cyberskin or whatever...maybe.

I'm now also never going to get drunk near you.

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Trying to build a solar power plant out in the middle of the desert plains of central CA despite Sierra Club's slanted propagandized opposition to it that it feeds its obviously ignorant members who won't even LOOK into the issue beyond "OMG they're building a new power plant! It's gonna destroy the natural ecosystem! Vote NO!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!!"

Good idea. Sometimes the unpopular decision is the best one.

I'm now also never going to get drunk near you.

Was that ever going to happen to begin with?

Getting drunk near me.

Bad idea b/c you have evil fantasies about power tools and sex.

Getting drunk w/GTA and Alk.

Really Bad Idea. My disturbing fantasies are nothing compared to GTA's.

Getting either of us drunk while remaining sober yourself.

Good idea. Much easier to defend oneself or take corrective action if/as necessary when remaining sober. Besides, events might result in high hit count on YT (or get someone perma-banned from there).

Misuse of a sonic screwdriver.

Good idea. Something cool will happen regardless.

Replacing all support groups with standing orders to "Keep Being Awesome!".

Excellent idea. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

(Shut up! I don't have a furries addiction! Even though straight people are statistically the most likely to have such an addiction. I don't have a furries addiction!!! I just like to have fun every now and again. Don't look at me skeptical like that! I'm not addicted to furries, I tell ya!)

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Was that ever going to happen to begin with?
Theoretically anything could happen. You with a power tool and a sexual item is disconcerting.
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Stapling your own scrotum to your own leg before someone else does it to you.

Depends on how inevitable it is. If you know it's going to happen anyway, good idea. If not, really bad idea.

Chugging Changaa.

Neutral, results will vary.


Hiring the big fat "sit on you" guy from adult swim to sit on carrot top's head.

Good idea.....have you SEEN Carrot Top*.... :devsmoke:

Welshing on a bet with Tommy DeVito.

*reminds me of the roast rip that CT looked like his doctor stopped 1/2 way through the sex change op and just said "F*** it".

Bad Idea. I think.

@GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is?

Building a vacuum cleaner that operates via a contained singularity.

That idea really sucks.

Pointing Alk's new vacuum at your least favorite person when they aren't looking.

Great Idea. And the best part is, you won't have to worry about hiding the body!

Issuing black hole guns to standard infantry.

Bad idea, that would really suck...for everybody.







Falling off a cliff in slow motion, where it takes all day before you hit the bottom. Oh, and you still die.

Pointless idea: Aside from slowing it down being a question of how to achieve, really, you still die. Just get it over with.

@GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is?
"Kill me quick"? Sure, but I wasn't going to tell if they weren't going to ask.


Drinking some energy drinks with me (which I supply with open cups and ice) before taking my potato launcher out for a test firing at the ass wipe who's always playing with the factory valves. :dev11:

Bad idea. I don't trust you and I know what potato cannons are capable of.

Mixing Ale and Tea, then marketing it.

Neutral: if you want to invest in that and market it, I won't stop you. The world is full of trial and error, my friend.

Letting Alk use backerboard sheers on the fingers of the filthy weasel that sexually harassed my little sister when she was 12.

Good idea. Whatever I do, that creep brought it on himself.

Making me a judge.

Good idea, just make sure you whack some people in the head with that hammer.


Huffing that awful smelling nitrite stuff medics use to bring you back to consciousness again, after eating a big meal.

:barf:Good Idea, a new method for weight loss. You should really patent that idea.






Giving Sasquatch beef jerky laced with speed. (HOTDAMN....look at him go!)

Good idea. It shows mastery over myths and legends.

A superhero called The Inebriator, with whom eye contact causes drunkenness. Somehow.

Good idea: We could all use a little tipsy without touching the hard stuff.
At least it isn't as bad as someone's fail idea for a megaman boss character called insemination man.

>_<

Machining a magnesium bicycle frame with an industrial laser.

*runs*

Bad idea. I'm no expert, but I'm guess that if there's no explosion, the bicycle frame will be ruined.

Attempting to convince GTA to stop sticking his foot up people's asses.

Good idea, his feet are really stinking (worse than usually, apparently. :xp: )

Getting Joe Pesci to stop saying F*** all the time.

Bad idea. He has ack--!
What the F*** you talking about me going over my head? YOU SAID I'm bringin' HEAT on you?! I gotta listen to people because of YOUR F***ing S***?! You're ordering ME out?! You better get your own F***ing army, pal.

Watching PyramidHead and DeusEx get into a "YO MAMMA FIGHT!".

Wonderful idea. I'll get the popcorn.

Murdering PyramidHead with a minigun while shouting "Yo Mama" jokes.

Neutral idea, sometimes those type of characters get resurrected and come back with a vengeance.





Eating mexican food and drinking Wild Turkey to make your body produce the ultimate sulpher bomb, which results in killing all the wildlife in your area. :ninja2:

Good idea, it sounds incoherent and messed up.

Making everything happen all at once in this thread.

Really Bad Idea. I'm quite certain there are a lot more Bad ideas than there are Good ideas.

Lighting a fire extinguisher on fire.

Both good and bad...it would be a heckuva rocket show, but then again, it could kill you in the process.

Instating the old Japanese law (reallllly old) that a bad haiku can be punished through castration on the spot.

Bad idea, that would be better applied in crimes of sexual assault.

Sync post victim (Alk)
Neutral to bad: Kind of pointless as there isn't much to burn on a fire extinguisher. Bad in that if you do (in the highly unlikely case) succeed you are 1) without a means to extinguish the fire 2) bound for an injury or something because the unit might burst.

Using working compressors off discarded refrigerators in reverse to make a vacuum pump system for equipment assisting in experimenting with gasses and ionization.

Bad idea, compression only goes so far.

Making a point of toppling gods at every opportunity.

Good idea, I can't stand those arrogant bastards.

Bad idea, compression only goes so far.
Are you absolutely sure? You *really* might want to check your facts on vacuum pumps on a hobbyist budget if you were being for reals, otherwise ignore this if you were jesting.

Making a suction cup for your arse so you can use vaccum pump technology to extract body gasses for "experimentations". :dev9:

Great Idea, I'll go get the mexican food and a bottle of Wild Turkey. :xp:
Yep.....it'll be a blast!







Using a railgun to take out the mercs and mutants in the FARCRY game.
(PLAYER: YYYEEEEAAAAH-YEAH! I GOT YOUR NUMBER!)

Sure, why the hell not......

Making Mass Effect 3 exclusively an mmo project.

Bad idea, while I don't hate MMO's, you don't suddenly switch genres like that.

Weaponising a blender.